* [[{{Narm}} "It's turkey time. Gobble-gobble."]]
* The scene with Creator/ChristopherWalken talking about pie.
-->'''Detective Stanley Jacobellis:''' ''[to Gigli]'' Know what I'd like to do? Go down to Marie Calendar's, get me a big bowl of pie, some ice cream on it. Mmmm, '''good'''! Put some on ya head! Your tongue would slap your brains out tryin' to get to it! Interested? ''[lengthy pause]'' [[NoIndoorVoice SURE!?!?]]
* Not to mention the use of the word "heterolingus", which is impossible to utter with a straight face.
* Creator/AlPacino ChewingTheScenery as Starkman, beginning with this glorious rant at Gigli and Ricki:
-->'''Starkman:''' What were you thinking? You were gonna extort a federal prosecutor. You thought you could say "Kidnapped your little brother, drop all charges," and the guy'd roll over? You didn't think all hell wouldn't break loose? You didn't think every fucking fed wouldn't drop what they were doing and DIVE in to protect one of their own? What do you morons think, that this is Little Italy? [[SuddenlyShouting WAKE UP! THIS IS THE TWENTY-FUCKING-FIRST CENTURY!]]
** When Gigli tries to speak up:
--->'''Starkman:''' I KNOW MY FUCKING NAME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! You don't try to extort a federal fuckin' prosecutor! [[DoWrongRight AND IF YOU DO...YOU DON'T...FUCK AROUND!]]
** And when Ricki protests, Starkman goes "Hello", then just stands and stares at her as she speaks.
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