* When the team confronts Calvin about [[spoiler: trying to sabotage Alex's school president campaign]]:
-->'''Jamal''': What the heck is your problem? Why can't you just play fair?
-->'''Calvin''': Save it for the Boy Scouts, [[TheAndyGriffithShow Opie]].
* After Jamal learns that his grandma is writing her will:
-->'''Jamal''': Aren't you supposed to do that when you're dead?
-->'''Grandma Cece''': That would be pretty difficult, don't you think?
* Anytime Rob [[ICantDance dances with his arms, legs and head flailing all over the place]]. This is lampshaded in his final episode when Jamal suggests that they all "Do the Rob!"