* "Look, I'm eating my own head!"
* This:
-->'''Aaron:''' Do you know the lyrics to "African Child"?
-->'''Smiling African Drummer:''' Psh, I don't know the lyrics. I just pound the drums and do the African face. (smiles gleefully while pretending to pound drums)
* "'''WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I'M GONNA KILL YOU. SMILEY FACE.'''" As grunted by Sean Combs.
* The entire Jeffrey/furry wall scene.
* [[CausticCritic The reviews for the "African Child" album.]]
--->''[[SeriousBusiness "The Worst Thing To Happen To Africa Since Apartheid."]]''
---> "The most detrimental thing to 'appen to Black culture since the Rodney King beatings."-Aldous
* Aaron completely delusional, ranting on the phone:
--->"The Nazis had doctors, too. Nazi doctors who fixed Nazi legs so they could walk around being angry!"
* "The name of the song is I'm gangsta"