* Lexy's unashamed attitude when she's able to get Jack to help her. Totally smug, yet still funny.
--> '''Jack''': Oh, man. How can someone so selfish make me feel so guilty?
--> '''Lexy''': (''smug'') It's a gift.
* The comparison Jen makes when she has to explain to Lexy that Jack likes her.
--> '''Jen''': (''to Lexy'') [[TitleDrop Get a clue]]. He likes you. That's why he treats you like a reject from the outlet mall.
* Jack comparing Lexy's journalistic style to that of a gossip columnist.
--> '''Jack''': Yeah. Hedda Hopper had nothing on you.
--> '''Lexy''': Hedda who?
--> '''Jack''': You call yourself a writer. You should know. She was the most famous gossip columnist ever.
--> '''Lexy''': I am not a gossip columnist. I give advice. The article in the Daily Examiner is a human-interest piece.
--> '''Jack''': [[DeadpanSnarker Right. Sure, it is.]]
* Jen's utter refusal to go anywhere near Brooklyn.
--> '''Jen''': Brooklyn? I am not schlepping out to Brooklyn.
--> '''Lexy''': Jennifer, a good spy does not question her assignment.
--> '''Jen''': So, what? I'm not a good spy. I'll live.