* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr7v_UCsdzc He WILL have sex with you!]]
* If you are not absolutely overawed by this man's cojones of steel during his "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ douchebag]]" clip, it is because you are too busy rolling on the floor trying not to tear your abdomen open via gut-busting laughter.
* Referring to ''Film/GalaxyQuest'' as a "scarily accurate documentary".
* [[http://twitter.com/#!/GeorgeTakei His Twitter]] is frequently hilarious, but the one from his birthday (2011) is especially hilarious:
-->Yes, it's my birthday, 4/20. Apparently I share the date with someone named Mary Jane.
** His Facebook is hysterical as well.
* [[http://ishare.rediff.com/video/entertainment/george-takei-roasts-william-shatner/2507441 His roast of William Shatner]]. Oh Lord in heaven, his roast of William Shatner.
* George Takei's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSjO-rWMuJo happy dance.]] Oh my!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg George Takei reads]] FiftyShadesOfGrey.
* Another good one was when William Shatner and Carrie Fischer were fighting, Takei (Having been apart of both Star Trek and Star Wars) asks fans to stop fighting each other and band together against a common enemy... the TWILIGHT fandom.