* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr7v_UCsdzc He WILL have sex with you!]]
* If you are not absolutely overawed by this man's cojones of steel during his "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ douchebag]]" clip, it is because you are too busy rolling on the floor trying not to tear your abdomen open via gut-busting laughter.
* Referring to ''Film/GalaxyQuest'' as a "scarily accurate documentary".
* [[http://twitter.com/#!/GeorgeTakei His Twitter]] is frequently hilarious, but the one from his birthday (2011) is especially hilarious:
-->Yes, it's my birthday, 4/20. Apparently I share the date with someone named Mary Jane.
** His Facebook is hysterical as well.
* [[http://ishare.rediff.com/video/entertainment/george-takei-roasts-william-shatner/2507441 His roast of William Shatner]]. Oh Lord in heaven, his roast of William Shatner.
* George Takei's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSjO-rWMuJo happy dance.]] Oh my!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg George Takei reads]] FiftyShadesOfGrey.
* Another good one was when Creator/WilliamShatner and Creator/CarrieFisher were fighting, Takei (Having been apart of both Star Trek and Star Wars) asks fans [[EnemyMine to stop fighting each other and band together against a common enemy]]... the [[Literature/{{Twilight}} TWILIGHT]] [[TakeThat fandom]].
* [[http://chandra75.tumblr.com/post/50672357118/george-takei-you-rule His response to comments why homosexuality is wrong]].