* Hudson discovering television for the first time in ''Awakening Part Three''. Hudson pushes a button on the remote, some guy appears on TV screaming, Hudson and Bronx run away in terror.
** Hudson trying to argue that not everything in th world needs a name to Elisa. Only to learn his last example (the river) is named the Hudson.
-->'''Hudson:''' Must you humans name everything? Nothings real to you till you've named it. Given it limits.
-->'''Elisa:''' It's not like that, it's just that, well, uh... Things need names.
-->'''Hudson:''' Does the sky need a name? (''points to the bay'') Does the river?
-->'''Elisa:''' The river's called the Hudson.
-->'''Hudson:''' (''taken aback, Hudson looks over to Goliath, who just smirks'') *sighs* Fine lass, then I will be the ''Hudson'' as well.
* When Lex frightens the innocent motorcycle driver, and then tries to ride his bike...
-->'''Brooklyn:''' We better not tell Goliath about this...
* "Avalon Part 2" had the Archmage utter: "Don't crow too loudly. After all, what have you achieved? You beat up a beach."
* The end of the episodes "Temptation" and "Vendettas".
* The episode that introduces Goliath's clone:
-->'''Goliath:''' You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.\\
'''Hudson:''' Do you even know ''how'' to laugh maniacally?
* During "Enter Macbeth", Brooklyn convinces Lex to find a way out of their electrified cage with the following:
-->'''Brooklyn:''' ''(poking the bars)'' *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow.
** Lexington has a line later on in the same episode which is hilarious more from the delivery than anything else.
-->'''Goliath:''' ''*Deafening enraged roar*''\\
'''Lexington:''' ''[deadpan]'' Looks like Bronx found Goliath.
* "Let's... go... ''[[VillainsOutShopping shopping]]!''" It's the tone in Xanatos' voice.
* "The Mirror" is one long Funny Moment from the minute [[TheTrickster Puck]] starts casting spells.
-->"Did you say "''that'' human" or "that ''human?''" Oh, never mind, [[JackassGenie I'll figure it out]]."
* The scene in the comic where Stone of Destiny and the [[spoiler:Holy Grail greet each other when they're alone.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Stone:''' Hey.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Grail:''' Hey.]]
** [[spoiler:Remember, they are both ''ancient mystical artifacts''.]]
* In "City of Stone, Part 4", Goliath tries to stop Demona and Macbeth from fighting. He grabs them as they are locked in combat, only to get a face full of fist from both of them simultaneously. Serious moment, but by gosh was it funny.
* Xanatos after creating his own Frankestein's Monster with Demona's help:
-->'''Xanatos:''' "It's ''alive! Aliiiiiiiive!'' ...I've always wanted to say that."
* Thailog hearing Goliath let loose an angry roar:
--> Now I know where I got the temper.
* Brooklyn notices that [[spoiler:his own ''clone'' is apparently having more romantic luck than him]].
--> [[spoiler:Oh, you ''gotta'' be kiddin' me...]]
* '''Xanatos:''' "It's my first real stab at cliched villainy..." (casually) "How am I doing?"
* From 'Reawakening':
--> (distant explosion)
--> '''Broadway:''' "This surround-sound is incredible!"
--> '''Lexington:''' "I don't remember any explosions in ''Bambi."''
* It may be {{Canon Discontinuity}}, but "And Justice For All" features Goliath making a {{Dynamic Entry}} into the courtroom where his sentence is about to be given, with the real criminal in tow. His first line afterwards: "Please forgive the dramatic entrance, Your Honor."
* In the only canon episode of the Goliath Chronicles we have this [[ItMakesSenseInContext golden line]] when Macbeth is having a live debate against a [[FantasticRacism Gargoyle hater]]:
--> '''Macbeth:''' Madam, they ''burnt'' witches like you in the middle ages!
* In "Revelations":
--> '''Matt:''' How accomodating of the Society to provide their senior members with [[OlderThanTheyLook rejuvenation drugs.]]
--> '''Mace Malone:''' ''[grins]'' [[SignedUpForTheDental You should see the dental plan.]]
* "''YES!'' I ''betrayed'' you! You robbed me of my ''ultimate achievement!'' My ''greatest'' creation! I ''only'' took ''back'' what was ''miiine!'' ''[whispers]'' [[LargeHam ...there, how was that?"]]
** After Thailog's inevitable betrayal: "Typical. You do and do and do for them, and what happens? They twist the knife in you-"
* "Have no fear! ''Supergoyle'' is here!"
* Right after the trio's first disastrous attempt to fly a helicopter:
-->'''Brooklyn''' (eyeing the wreckage): "What are we supposed to do now? Use it as a planter?"
* Many of the Archmage's [[FutureMeScaresMe interactions]] with his [[StableTimeLoop younger self]] in "Avalon, Part 2".
--> "''[[OtherMeAnnoysMe Finally.]]'' I thought he'd ''never'' leave."
* The episode where Xanatos captures Hudson gives us this moment:
--> '''Xanatos:''' We need a piece of your skin, Hudson.
--> '''Hudons:''' You'll have the Devil's own task getting it!
--> '''Xanatos:''' Really? . Gee, that wasn't as hard as you made it sound.
* The climax of City of Stone where Demona has just given them the access code. Xanatos zooms up to the computers, deactivates the destruct-sequence with seconds to spare, and wipes his brow with a sigh of relief. And there's Bronx, staring right at him.
--> '''Xanatos:''' What are you looking at?
* Fox and Hyena [[ConvenientlyCellmates sharing a cell]] and entertaining themselves with Sartre and shooting cockroaches with a slingshot, respectively:
--> '''Hyena:''' Why do you read that stuff anyway?
--> '''Fox:''' Because Nietzsche's too butch and Kafka reminds me of your little friends over there.