* In Here Comes Garfield, apparently the Pleasure Motors commercial is on every channel.
--> '''Announcer''': You know Pleasure Motors- *click* You know Pleasure Motors is conveniently located right here in Downtown- *click* Of course, if you can't make it to our Downtown location, we have new locations under construction up in Midtown- *click* Uptown- *click* and in the Loop! *click* At Pleasure Motors, your business is our pleasure! *click* Our pleasure is your business! *click* Our pleasure is none of your business! *click*
** Moments before that, when Jon asks where Odie, Garfied mimes the entire scene from before (how they harassed a grumpy old man who calls the dogcatcher, who then takes away Odie).
-->'''Jon:''' You got fleas, or something?\\
'''Garfield:''' ''(grabs Jon's face)'' What we have here is a failure to communicate.\\
''[Garfield pats Jon's cheeks, then slaps him]''
** This dialogue at the beginning:
-->'''Jon:''' What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?\\
'''Garfield:''' Oh, a cup of coffee, Danish, morning paper.\\
'''Jon:''' OK, one bowl of catfood coming right up.\\
'''Garfield:''' Nobody listens anymore.
* From the Christmas special, Garfield trying out some sausage gravy which, unbeknownst to him, was spiked by Jon's grandmother with chili powder. It turns Garfield into [[FireBreathingDiner essentially a flamethrower]].
-->'''Garfield:''' Perfect!
** Grandma's "eating for two" quip and Dad's look of shock after nodding obliviously for a few seconds.
* In ''Garfield's Halloween Adventure''/''Garfield in Disguise'':
** "All that candycandycandycandy...Steady yourself, Garfield."
** "We be at the mercy of the sea, matey! Topside, topside, batten the hatches! Trim the mains, slip the sheets! FLIBBER THE JIBBETS! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!"
** The best (or worst) alarm clock ever:
-->'''Binky:''' HEEEEEY, KIIIIIIDS!
** This bit by Binky:
-->'''Binky:''' Remember, kids: if you don't exercise with Binky, you're gonna to grow up to be ''worthleeeess!''\\
'''Garfield:''' I hate you, Binky! Where's my remote control?
** One more bit by Binky, after Garfield learns about this being the night to get candy:
-->'''Binky:''' That's right, kids! Tonight ''is'' Halloween night! And we want to be in ''great'' shape to trick-or-treat for all that CANDY! ''Don't weeeeee?''\\
'''Garfield:''' ''(ecstatic)'' ''Yes, we dooooooo!!!''
** "[[TemptingFate But the one thing I'm not is a scaredy cat]]. ([[{{Beat}} beat]]) [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!]] [[HypocriticalHumor AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!]]"
--->'''Backup singers:''' (quickly) "[[IronicEcho The one thing he's not is a scaredy cat!]]"
** Garfield threatening the woman who only gave him and Odie a single piece of candy, complete with pirate voice. [[spoiler:It works and they both get a big pile.]]
-->'''Garfield:''' Me thinks you be a might stingy with your candy, miss. If you don't reconsider your contribution I'll give your living room drapes a taste of me broadsword.
* The entire sequence in ''Garfield's Thanksgiving'' where the talking scale mistakes Garfield for Creator/OrsonWelles.
** Jon trying to figure out what to wear for his date with Liz, which has him dressing up like a ballerina, a gorilla, and even {{Popeye}}. And then when he finally realizes that he should just dress like himself, [[EpicFail he winds up forgetting to wear pants]].
** Jon preparing the Thanksgiving dinner.