* Zartan as the president doing a TakeThat at North Korea:
--> "You're looking at a weapon that can destroy each of your countries 14 times over. 15 in the case of North Korea." *The North Korean general shrugs*
* This scene:
--> '''Joe Coulton''': You alright?
--> '''Lady Jaye''': Yeah. You alright?
--> '''[[RetiredBadass Joe Coulton]]''': My cholesterol's a little high.
* In the third trailer:
--> '''Duke''': Drive it like you stole it!
--> '''Roadblock''': As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing AngryBirds while [[spoiler:trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.]]
* Storm Shadow draws a throwing star to toss at Snake Eyes. [[CombatPragmatist Snake Eyes pulls out a gun.]]
* The entire scene with Duke and Roadblock playing ''CallOfDuty'' and Duke failing miserably.
-->'''Roadblock''': Are you spinning?
-->'''Duke''': Well, you got to cover 360...
-->'''Roadblock''': You're ''spinning''.
** Also the shooting contest between the two.
* When Zartan mockingly asks [[MadBomber Firefly]] if he still has all his fingers, Firefly wiggles them, ending with flipping Zartan off.
* Lady Jaye's disguise as a FOX news reporter.