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* Zartan asks Firefly if he still has all ten fingers. The latter waves his fingers before [[FlippingTheBird flipping up the two middle ones with a blank look on his face.]]
* Zartan as the president doing a TakeThat at North Korea:
--> "The U.S. nuclear arsenal is capable of destroying each of your countries 14 times over. 15, in the case of North Korea, just to be sure." *The North Korean general shrugs in a "What did I do?" manner*
* This scene:
--> '''Joe Coulton''': You alright? \\
'''Lady Jaye''': Yeah. You alright? \\
'''[[RetiredBadass Joe Coulton]]''': My cholesterol's a little high.
** Followed by an utterly unamused eye roll from Jaye, which is amusing in itself.
* In the third trailer:
--> '''Duke''': Drive it like you stole it! \\
'''Roadblock''': As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.
* A lot of stuff that Zartan does while disguised as the President, which includes randomly playing ''VideoGame/AngryBirds'' while trying to get the other world leaders to surrender their nukes.
* Storm Shadow draws a throwing star to toss at Snake Eyes. [[CombatPragmatist Snake Eyes pulls out a gun.]]
* The entire scene with Duke and Roadblock playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' and Duke [[IDontKnowMortalKombat failing miserably]].
-->'''Roadblock''': Are you spinning? \\
'''Duke''': Well, you got to cover 360... \\
'''Roadblock''': You're ''spinning''.
** Also the shooting contest between the two involving a candlelit cupcake. Duke botches his, Roadblock goes [[{{BFG}} big]] and eviscerates the pole with a handheld Browning M2 .50 cal machine gun.
** In the rec center, Snake Eyes, Jinx and Storm Shadow get into a MexicanStandoff with Block, Jaye and Flint.
-->'''Roadblock''': ''[Gun pointed to Snake's head]'' I think I'm faster than you, Snake Eyes. \\
''[Snake Eyes looks down - he has his gun pointed at Block's crotch]'' \\
'''Roadblock''': Damn ninjas.
* Lady Jaye's disguise as a FOX news reporter.
* Joe Colton's [[WallOfWeapons massive]] [[CrazyPrepared arsenal]]. Including the code to open up the concealed slide-out armory: 1776.
* In the scene featuring nuke launches, the text on the French launch console suffers from a hilarious case of BlindIdiotTranslation.
-->POWER (as in, ''"strength"'')\\
ARM (as in, ''the body part'')\\
ABORT (as in ''"[[BlackHumor end pregnancy]]"'')\\
MISSILE LIVE (as in ''"the missile is a life form"'')

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