* The Suzaku and Seiryu warriors' trip to the hot spring.
** The twin-to-twin messages.
** Chiriko acting like he just stepped out of a South Park cartoon, censored curses and all.
** Miaka wondering where Chichiri got his special look from. [[spoiler: "Did you get that look from your old girlfriend? The one your best friend stole from you, so you stabbed him?]] And Chichiri in his little corner of woe afterwards.
** Breeding studs, that is all.
** Mitsukake. Oh goodness, Mitsukake.
* The scene where Hotohori is calmly looking into his mirror, apparently in deep thought. He then opens his mouth...
--> '''Hotohori''': [[SoBeautifulItsACurse I'm so beautiful it scares me!]]
--> '''Hotohori's counselors''': *massive facepalming and ricocheting around the room*
* When Miaka finds out [[UnsettlingGenderReveal who Nuriko really is]].
** Hotohori's reaction is even funnier:
-->'''Hotohori''': I thought I was the only man allowed to be that pretty!
* Tamahome introduces Nuriko to his neighbors in the village. HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Tamahome''': *points at Nuriko* And this guy's gay!
-->'''Nuriko''': *[[SuperStrength punches]] Tamahome*
* Another great one (despite the UnfortunateImplications... [[CrossesTheLineTwice or maybe *because* of them]]) is when the Nyan-Nyan start healing Miaka's group in Taiitsukun's palace.
-->'''Nyan-Nyan''' (to Nuriko, who's quite healthy compared to the rest): I'll heal ya!
-->'''Nuriko''': Oh, don't worry. I'm all right!
-->'''Nyan Nyan''': I'll heal your perversion!
-->'''Nuriko''': [[MegatonPunch *punts Nyan Nyan into the stratosphere*]]
-->'''Nyan Nyan''': Aiyaaaaaaa!
* More humor involving Nuriko's gayness...
-->'''Nuriko''': Personally I think (Chichiri) is weird.
-->'''Chichiri''': Okay, I'll be weird and you be gay.
* Miaka's opinion about Nakago when she sees his face for the first time.
-->'''Miaka''': (''thinking'') Waaah! He's a beautiful blonde super-hunk!
* Mitsukake shares his thoughts on Hotohori:
-->'''Mitsukake''': [[DeadpanSnarker "The Emperor is very popular, indeed."]]
** And it's even better in the official English dub. "Your Highness, you seem to have a way with men."
* Nuriko tells Miaka that Tamahome has an HeroicBSOD after she returned to his world. It manifested by him acting like a CloudCuckooLander to the point of...
--> '''Tamahome''': *looks like a zombie, chewing on...*
--> '''Nuriko''': Tama-chan. That's a dish.
* Tasuki's fear of water.
* Tasuki getting beaten up by a horse. It had boxing gloves and everything.
* [[ButtMonkey Tasuki's a gold mine for this.]] Another mention must go to him thinking he and Chichiri are dead, despite the latter's protests. "How come you still have your mask on now that you're dead?" The he sees Taiitsukun, and screams "AHHH! I must be in hell!"
* Miaka going "{{Superman}}!" when Taiitsukun used astral projection on her.
-->''"Are you done?"''
-->(sheepishly) ''"Yes"''.
* "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERNATIONAL CRISIS?"
* [[DirtyOldMan Master Tokaki's]] reaction to his wife Subaru [[TimeMaster using her powers]] to [[FountainOfYouth revert both of them to their younger selves]]:
-->"HONEY! YOU'RE SO SEXY!"