* Joker is asked in an interview why did he enlist:
-->I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and kill them]]. I wanted to be the first kid on my block [[BloodKnight to get a confirmed kill]].
* "No boom-boom with soul brother, his Alabama blacksnake is too beaucoup."
** ''Everything'' about the hookers.
* Marines: "I don't know but I been told / Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"
* "One for the Commandant! One for the Corps!" (*Joker struggles, fails to do the pull-up and drops from the bar*) "I guess the Corps don't get theirs."
* "Reveille! Drop your cocks and grab your socks!"
* "You are so ugly you could be a Modern Art masterpiece!"
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