* When Fritz realizes that [[spoiler:the bomb right by him is about to explode, he reacts to this by two monotone words:]] "[[CrowningMomentofIndifference Far out."]]
* "Look at this big fuckin' gun! (shoots the toilet) I killed the John! I killed the John!"
* "Why does a great actor like James Earl Jones [[WhatAnIdiot always have to play BLACK men]]?"
* "[[CampGay I ain't no jive ass black nigger, honey. Who do you think I am? Geraldine?]]"
* Fritz sets his dormitory on fire.
* "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Would you like to see a picture of my kids?]]"
* The syngogue scene. It could double as a BigLippedAlligatorMoment, if it wasn't satirizing the Israeli/Palestine-conflict.
** "[[NoIndoorVoice I AIN'T TALKIN' LOUD!!!]]"