* Pretty much any scene with Peter Vincent falls under this but especially this exchange between Peter and his female assistant.
--> '''Peter:''' Fuck you!
--> '''Assistant:''' I will fuck me, who else is gonna do it?
* And this:
-->'''Peter:''' I guess I don't wanna be a man like me, either. ''*Opens his coat to reveal an impressive arsenal of weaponry.*'' Let's kill something.
* Actually seeing [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]] use profanity is in and of itself hilarious.
* A subtle one: while [[spoiler: Charley is lurking through Jerry's house to escape with Doris]], Jerry is seen watching one of Real Housewives TV series and laughing.
* When Peter Vincent's gun jams:
-->'''Peter:''' ''*click*'' Fucking eBay!
* "I'm gonna pop your cherry."
* [[spoiler: Ed's]] not really the best vampire.
** To put this in perspective: [[spoiler: he loses an arm when he fails to get to Peter Vincent before he enters his panic room]], [[spoiler: gets chomped in the neck by an axe]], [[spoiler: has a bookcase dropped on him]], [[spoiler: gets hit with a mace]] and then [[spoiler: get staked]].
* Charlie's mom [[spoiler: staking Jerry with the Century 21 sign and his reaction to it]]
** Then Charlie [[spoiler: using another car to slam into his mother's van and knock it over onto Jerry]]
* "That's a mighty big cross you got there. . ."
** Jerry's mock horror in that scene really sells it.
* When Ed's trying to escape from Jerry in his friend's house, there's a moment when Ed gets outside... and [[Stealth HiBye Jerry is in a chair waiting for him]].
* David Franco's character. His role was basically playing his {{Scrubs}} role but UpToEleven, and [[spoiler:when he becomes a vampire, his first line to Charley is this]]:
--> [[spoiler:"I'm undead, dude."]]
* The final scene of the film where [[spoiler: Charley and Amy are about to have sex in Peter's penthouse, and Peter accidentally interrupts them to come back for his phone. Before he leaves he tells Charley "not to do anything he wouldn't do", but admits that doesn't narrow it down much]].
-->'''Peter:''' That's, like, mini golf and sushi.