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[[folder: Season 1]]
* During Season 1, Joey uses Monica's bathroom to [[ItMakesSenseInContext put cream on his butt]]. Chandler then shows up.
-->'''Chandler''': Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
-->'''Monica''': In the bathroom. I wouldn't go in there.
-->'''Chandler''': Oh, come on. We're room mates. ''(goes in the bathroom, only to scream loudly off screen and race back out again with his hands covering his face)'' MY EYES! '''MY EYES!'''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKLzYHZOC6I Ross and Joey talking dirty]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iolxQiMRF7k Cat jumps on Ross' head.]]
** Also in that episode, Chandler's attempts to flirt with Victoria's Secret model Jill Goodacre start off inauspiciously.
---> '''Chandler''': (thinking) Gum would be perfection. I could have said I'd like some gum but no. To me gum would be perfection! ''I loathe myself.''
* Joey's "Freud!" song.
-->"All you want is a dinkle"
-->"What you envy's a schwang"
-->"A thing with which you can tinkle
-->"To play with, or simply let hang"
* Joey, Chandler and Ross dancing to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLosnG_M3rk "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"]].
* During a LamazeClass, Carol gets really freaked out about the idea of giving birth. Ross tries to comfort her, leading to this outburst:
-->'''Carol:''' Oh, what do you know? No-one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this '''pot roast through it?!'''"
* Joey meeting Estelle for the first time.
-->You wanna see me ecstatic? Here it is. (cracks a really small smile)
* Chandler doesn't understand why people think he's gay:
-->'''Chandler''': I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?
-->'''Rachel''': Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
-->'''Phoebe''': Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
* The guys make fun of Monica for dating the much younger Ethan:
-->'''Ross''': *Looks at camera* [[PowerRangers It's MORPHIN' TIME!]] *crosses wrists*
-->'''Joey''': TYRANOSAURUS!
-->'''Chandler''': TRICERATOPS!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Season 2]]
* Ross trying to drink Carol's breastmilk.
-->"Give me the bottle." (squeezes milk onto his arm) "Give me the towel". (wipes the milk off and storms away)
* Rachel getting attacked by a pigeon in "The One With Phoebe's Husband". Forgot how high Jennifer Aniston can shriek.
** Made even funnier by her attempts to catch the pigeon.
-->'''Rachel:''' That's right, you just read the Family Circus ''*advances on pigeon with a cooking pot*'' Enjoy the gentle comedy...
** And when Rachel first meets Phoebe's husband, she opens the pot in surprise, and lets the pigeon go. Phoebe's husband is really impressed, and asks how she did it.
* In order to convince a fan that [[ItMakesSenseInContext Joey is Dr Drake Remoray's evil twin]], Rachel and Monica use some soap opera cliches and throw their drinks at him. Not to be outdone, Chandler yells about the toilet seat and throws his as well.
-->'''Rachel''': "Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me."
-->(Throws water in Joey's face)
-->'''Monica''': "And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't."
-->(Throws water in Joey's face)
-->'''Chandler''': [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "And you left the toilet seat up, you]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking bastard!"]]''
-->(Throws water in Joey's face)
* Ross meeting his doppelganger Russ.
* Paolo's brief reappearance in season 2.
-->'''Ross''': What are you doing here?
-->'''Paolo''': I do Raquel.
* On "TOW the Prom Video", Chandler attempts to apologize for making fun of the bracelet Joey gave him, only to find that he lost it. He then lifts up the seat cushions, and Joey sees him.
-->'''Chandler''': I am here ''on my knees'', holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in Biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now...
* Another good one: the gang is watching an old video of "[=FatMonica=]"; present-day Monica protests, "Come on, the camera adds ten pounds!"... prompting Chandler to [[DeadpanSnarker snark]], "So how many cameras are actually ''on'' you?"
* "TOW the lesbian wedding"
-->'''Monica''': Are you trying to make me cry? Is that what you want? Do you want to see me cry?
-->'''Phoebe''': Sir, no, sir!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvI7zj4g85g Ducks is heads because ducks have heads!]]
* Phoebe: If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
* Chandler is so proud of his new laptop's capabilities (see video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGb7sC4mpk0 here]]), when today it's laughably inadequate compared to a cellphone (except for the spreadsheet capabilities, I guess).
* Joey is quick on his feet when it looks like Rachel's parents are going to come in contact with one another:
-->'''Phoebe:''' Well, I guess we're gonna be '''going out into the hallway now...'''
-->'''Joey:''' Thanks for coming, Mrs. Green! [[KissOfDistraction *smooch*]]
** Her reaction is even better...
---> '''Mrs Green:''' Well this is the *best* party I've ever been to
---> '''Monica:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Thank you!]][[note]]Everyone had found Monica's party boring[[/note]]
* In "The One With Ross's New Girlfriend", Joey's tailor turns out to "take advantage" of every customer he has, much to Chandler's horror. Joey is completely oblivious to this:
-->'''Joey:''' ''That's how they do pants!'' First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.
-->''(Chandler and Ross stare at Joey)''
-->'''Joey:''' What? Ross, tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
-->'''Ross:''' ''(to Chandler)'' Yes, yes it is. ''(to Joey)'' In ''PRISON!''
** Joey's OhCrap when he realises the truth moments later. And he eventually decides to call his dad:
-->'''Joey:''' ''(on the phone)'' Dad, I'm telling you! That's not how they measure pants!
** And in the same episode, Phoebe is asked by Monica to cut her hair. HilarityEnsues when she doesn't quite understand who Monica wants her hair like, making a spectacular failure out of it:
-->'''Phoebe:''' Relax, I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
-->'''Monica:''' ...How ''who'' wears it?
-->'''Phoebe:''' Creator/DemiMoore.
-->'''Monica:''' Demi Moore is not a ''he''.
-->'''Phoebe:''' Well, he was a he in ''Film/{{Arthur}}'' and in ''10''.
-->'''Monica:''' ''(stands up)'' That's Creator/DUDLEYMoore! I said I wanted it like DEMI Moore!
-->'''Phoebe:''' Oh. ''[[OhCrap OH!]]''
-->'''Monica:''' Oh my God!
-->'''Phoebe:''' Oh my ''God!''
-->'''Monica:''' OH MY GOD!
-->'''Phoebe:''' I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'M SORRY! Which one is ''Demi'' Moore?
-->'''Monica:''' She's the act''RESS'', that was in ''Film/{{Disclosure}}!'' ''Film/IndecentProposal!'' ''[[Film/{{Ghost}} GHOST]]!''
-->'''Phoebe:''' Oh! Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
-->'''Monica:''' '''I KNOW!''' THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO LOOK LIKE HER!!
-->'''Phoebe:''' Oh, I'm...[[PlayingTheVictimCard y'know, my mom's...dead...]]
-->'''Monica:''' '''OH MY ''GOD!'''''
*** They later play it as if she has some horrible disease, with Monica in her room and Phoebe at the door, explaining it'll take some time for her to recover. When Joey asks if he can see her, Phoebe tells him he has such pretty hair that it'll probably set Monica off again. [[StealthInsult She then tells Ross he can come in.]] [[DoubleTake Ross realizes a second later what she is implying.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Season 3]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q--6wtCPHg8 "LOOK AT ME, I'M CHANDLER! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!"]]
** Pretty much anything involving Joey, Chandler, and the chair in "TOW No One's Ready".
-->'''Chandler''': All right, fine, I'm going, but when I get back it's CHAIR CITY, and I'm the guy who's....s-sitting in a CHAIR!
** When they accidentally spill hummus on Phoebe's dress, the best she can sputter out in rage is "Oh my God, you...ROTTEN BOYS!"
** When Monica hacks into Richard's answering machine to erase the past messages and leaves one explaining what happened ([[TooMuchInformation even blaming her erratic behaviour on her]] [[MenstrualMenace period]]), she accidentally saves it as ''the out-going message''. Cue her calling Richard's machine and hearing her message play. Monica's BigNo (twice!) sells it.
-->'''Monica:''' Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe ''they'' could change the message. Maybe they can change his number!
-->'''Phoebe:''' Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
* Chandler, Joey & Ross talking about Rachel & Mark in "The One With All The Jealousy"
-->'''Chandler''': Then she'll be like "I should be with him 'cause he understands me".
-->'''Joey''': And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, "Oh, man!" And he'll be all, "Yes!" And us, we'll be like "Oh, dude!" And pretty soon you'll be like, "Hi," and, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." And we'll be like, "Man, get over it, it's been four years!"
-->'''Chandler''': He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?
* Ross isn't the only one who falls for ThatCameOutWrong. Here's Monica in season 3.
-->"I've been wanting to run my own kitchen since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica's Bakery". ''[Rachel just stares at her waiting if she just heard what she said]''
* Joey appearing in what seemed to be a serious play, until he said "Now, I'm gonna get on this spaceship..."
** The best part of that was the buildup. Scenes from the play appeared in many episodes throughout the season, and it was made out to be one of those gritty off-off-Broadway productions. Then, after months, the spaceship landed.
* "The one where Chandler can't remember which sister". He's a kisser when he's drunk.
-->'''Chandler''': Look, when Iíve been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Iím sorry.
-->'''Monica''': That's okay.
-->'''Rachel''': That's all right.
-->'''Ross''': [[HoYay That's okay]].
* Monica seeing Joey naked in "The One With The Flashback" ("Here's your glass of penis").
* Joey has just gouged a hole in Monica's bathroom floor. He then proceeds to cover it with the toilet brush (in its holder). He does it with such a self-satisfied posture, too. Like he ''genuinely believes'' that putting an obstruction in the middle of the floor is perfectly okay and Monica won't mind. She then threatens to shove it up his butt. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoR-C0vHBPw&feature=related Watch!]].
** And before that when Joey shows her the colour the bathroom floor used to be. She says the below line completely seriously.
---> '''Monica:''' *Gasps* I can't live like this! What are we gonna do!?
* In the episode where Monica and Rachel are left in charge of looking after Ross' son, Ben, the girls try to get Ben to laugh by swinging him up and down, only to bump his head against a beam and causes a bumped bruise to appear:
-->'''Rachel''': We're not OK. Oh, god. There's a lump on his head.
-->'''Monica''': Well push it in! PUSH IT IN!
-->'''Rachel''': I cannot push it in!
** They decide to cover up his bump with a hat. Rachel says "I'll get Rainy Day Bear" and Monica snarks "Because ''he'll'' know what to do?" - Rachel wants the hat on the bear's head. When Monica tries to pull the hat off, she ends up ripping the bear's entire head off. Rachel then wails "it's like a blood bath in here today!"
** A scene later on has Ross discover through Rachel about his son's injury and decides to mess with Monica by telling her that Ben is suddenly no good at the alphabet anymore and he is also walking funny. This causes Monica to break down and shout "OH GOD I WRECKED YOUR BABY!" as she runs in the bedroom to check on Ben. Rachel's snarky, "I hope it's still funny when you're in ''hell''" is funny enough, but then Monica comes back a moment later and chases Ross around for being such a jerk. Cue LaserGuidedKarma on Ross when he smacks his head into the same beam Ben hit his head on.
** That episode becomes even funnier in hindsight, since Ben starts saying "Monica Bang," basically getting ready to squeal on Monica. Looking back, it almost sounds like he's saying "Monica '''Bing'''."
* The story of the Geller Cup in "The one with the football".
-->'''Ross''': So Mom forbade us to play and Dad threw the Geller Cup into the lake.
-->'''Chandler''': And the curse was lifted?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8QKYHX5g6w Robin Williams and Billy Crystal]] appear in the cold open to a third season episode. They weren't scripted to appear, but happened to be nearby at the time of filming, so the producers asked them to step in. The result was an [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]] performance that was utterly hilarious.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Season 4]]
* The entire [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENQjvY96dM game]] that the guys and girls play to win each others apartments in "The One With the Embryos". But most of all, the "lightning round" conclusion:
-->'''Ross:''' What is Chandler Bing's job?
-->''*Monica and Rachel are both utterly silent, Chandler looks incredulous*''
-->'''Rachel:''' It has something to do with numbers...
-->'''Monica:''' And processing!
-->'''Rachel:''' He carries a briefcase!
-->'''Ross:''' 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
-->'''Monica:''' It... it has something to do with transponding...
-->'''Rachel:''' OOH! He's a TRANSPONSTER!
-->'''Monica:''' ''THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!'' No, I can get this, I can get this...
-->''*Ross stops the timer*''
-->'''Monica:''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!]]'''''
-->'''Chandler & Joey:''' ''[[BigYes YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!]]''
** This becomes a BrickJoke when, in one of the later seasons, Monica finally remembers what Chandler's job is. Of course, this happens after he has left the job.
** During the game, it's revealed that Joey and Chandler's TV Guide is delivered to a 'Miss Chanandler Bong'.
** And then Chandler and Joey gliding in to their new apartment triumphantly on the big white dog.
* Ross and Rachel breaking up again.
-->'''Rachel''': By the way, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!
-->'''Chandler''': ''I knew it!''
* Monica's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsl19-J_H4s&feature=related sex lesson]].
* Chandler, Joey and Monica [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk4d8IBw7SQ&feature=related explaining what happened to them at the beach]].
-->'''Ross:''' Eeww! You peed on yourself?!
-->'''Phoebe & Rachel:''' Eeww!
-->'''Monica:''' You can't say that! You don't ''know!'' I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't...bend that way. So... ''(looks over at Joey)''
-->'''Ross, Phoebe & Rachel:''' ''({{beat}}, then they all turn to Joey)'' ''Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!''
* Ross and Joey ending the segregation in the museum but everyone starts saying TooMuchInformation about themselves.
-->I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.
-->I didn't pay for this pear!
-->[[GagBoobs These (her breasts)]] aren't real!
-->I have to flip the light switch on and off 17 times or my family will die!
* The one where it's revealed that Monica dated her parents' old friend Richard, played by TomSelleck, ''as well as his son'':
--> Ross: "...if things ever work out with you and Richard's son, you can tell your kids that ''you slept with their grandfather!''"\\
({{Beat}})\\
Monica: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU5k3OcRDSo&feature=related Fine, judge all you want to but...]] [[CallBack (points to Ross) Married a lesbian! (at Rachel) Left a man at the altar! (at Phoebe) Fell in love with a gay ice dancer! (Joey) Threw a girl's wooden leg into a fire!]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext (Chandler) Lives in a BOX!]]"
* Chandler handcuffed in Rachel's boss' office in his underwear.
* "The One With All The Wedding Dresses" has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5MN7Q3sD8o every scene involving such gowns]]. Culminating in Rachel, Monica and Phoebe sitting in a couch, drinking beer in bridal wear.
-->'''Phoebe''' - At least you didn't get yours from a store called "It's Not Too Late".
* From "The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line," Joey's response to Chandler admitting he was "totally over the line..." [[note]](Chandler confessed to being the other man in Joey and Kathy's relationship.)[[/note]]
--> '''Joey:''' Over the line? You... you... you're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a ''dot'' to you!
* Creator/HughLaurie's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXNd99IhdmA guest appearance]].
--> '''Rachel''': Well, I think you're wrong!
--> '''Man on the plane''': Oh no! ([[SarcasmMode bites hand]])
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Season 5]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb3TdbQVP5A Chandler and Phoebe's]] flirting shenanigans.
* The season 5 premiere. Chandler and Monica are about to have sex in the plane bathroom. Monica's already there and Chandler's about to follow when Joey shows up and talks his ear off about how he thinks the giant from MyGiant is more talented and taller than him.
* Joey prank-calling Chandler:
-->'''Chandler''': Hello, Chandler Bing?
-->'''Joey''': Hello, Mr. Bing. I love you.
-->'''Chandler''': Look, whoever this is, stop calling. It's been six months, it's not funny!
-->'''Joey''': But I love you!
-->'''Chandler''': LEAVE ME ALONE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE ME ALONE!
* When ''[[TheDitz Joey]]'' of all people is the first to figure out that Monica and Chandler are dating, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v44x7SFm3Eo his reaction is priceless]].
-->'''Joey:''' How?! When?!
-->'''Chandler:''' It happened in London.
-->'''Joey:''' ''IN '''LONDON?!'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbYpbdHCqUI Phoebe seeing Chandler and Monica having sex]].
* When Emily calls Ross and everyone says hi, she asks who's all there (obviously fishing to see if Rachel is there).
-->'''Emily''': Hello everyone! So who am I saying hello to?
-->'''Joey''': Well uh, I don't know about who's here, ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!]]''
** And later, when Ross reveals that Rachel is in fact there, Chandler tries to act like they just didn't see her.
-->'''Emily''': She's there?!
-->'''Chandler''': Oh yeah, there-there she is!
* Ross buying a new couch.
-->'''Ross''': I want my couch to say "Kids welcome" but also say (seductively) "Come here to me".
-->'''Rachel''': Oh my God, you say that to kids?
-->'''Ross''': No, no. It's for the ''ladies.''
-->'''Rachel''': Ross, honey, it's a nice couch not a magic couch.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_PklVas9cA "Pivot! Pivot!! PIVOT!" "Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!"]]
** On that note, Ross buying a new car on his 30th birthday except he can't get it out of the sidewalk because it's cornered front and rear. So he gets the gang to "Lift... and slide".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05c4TS7obbM Ross' "bits" when he gets his new apartment.]]
--> '''Joey''': Oh looklooklook, Ross is doing his "watching TV" bit.
--> ''(cut to Ross at the window sitting on his couch and watching TV)''
--> '''Monica''': No Joey, I think he's just watching TV.
--> ''[[spoiler:(cut to Ross in his apartment, the TV is off and Ross just grins)]]''
* The episode where Chandler and Monica's relationship is finally revealed contains an absolute gem from Ross. To give some context, keep in mind he's meeting with a psychiatrist to prove that he's no longer angry.
--> '''Ross'''" ''"Oh yeah, I'm feeling much better now. Wait, No. What? What are you doing? '''[=GET OFF MY SISTER=]!!!'''."''
* ''"The one with Joey's big break"''. Phoebe was mad at Ross for some reason and calls him fat-ass but apologizes and says he actually has a cute heinie. For a moment, Ross was actually pleased.
* The gang noticing Rachel's boyfriend and his sister are [[IncestSubtext a little too close]].
-->'''Joey''': Guess you're gonna have to break up with him.
-->'''Monica''': And call their mother!
* Pretty much the entire episode of "The One With The New Year's Resolutions".
* Ross' painful attempts at flirting with the cute pizza delivery girl who has short hair. She jokes earlier that she has the hair like "eight year old boy". When she comes to deliver pizza to them again, at the door Ross says: [[MistakenForPedophile "You know I happen to like eight year old boys."]]
* Chandler mocking psychologists after Ross was forced to take a sabbatical.
-->'''Chandler''': I was forced to go to the office psychologist once. He was all "Maybe your colleagues will like you better if you like yourself better". Who needs that?
-->'''Monica''': You do.
-->'''Chandler''': I know!
* Joey starts wearing a bag around to try and improve his credibility as an actor. Chandler and Ross make much with the fun, until eventually Chandler runs out of ways to imply Joey's a woman, and just runs with.
--> '''Rachel:''' That bag is definitely going to get you the part.
--> '''Chandler:''' And a date with a man!
* Rachel finding a naked picture of Monica meant for Chandler but blamed on Joey.
-->''"He has naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken, and then he looks at them!"''
* Phoebe confronting the lurker in "The One in Vegas".
-->'''Phoebe''': I'm gonna be on your ass every hour of every day till Monday because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
-->'''Lurker''': Also Monday.
-->'''Phoebe''': What time? Maybe we can share a cab.
* "TOW the Kips". Monica and Chandler convincing Joey that it's 9AM when it's really 3. Joey apparently has never been awake at 9.
** Also in "The One with the Kips". Rachel just convinced Phoebe to form their own group then Ross shows up.
--->''"Bye, Ross, (whispers) forever"''.
* 'Don't do the dance.' 'Right!'
* Monica ducking under the water to stop Joey from discovering her having a bath with Chandler.
* Chandler repeatedly kissing Rachel and Phoebe whenever he leaves to hide he and Monica's SecretRelationship.
* "The One With the Thanksgiving Flashbacks" where Chandler found out Monica trying to get revenge on him for calling her fat is the reason he lost his toe.
-->'''Chandler''': For a whole year people called me "Sir Limps-A-Lot"!
-->'''Ross''': "Sir Limps-A-Lot". I came up with that.
-->'''Joey''': You're a dork.
* "The One Where Everybody Finds Out". Ross is disappointed his bribe to Ugly Naked Guy of a basket of mini muffins wasn't working:
-->'''Ross''': Someone sent us a basket at work once, and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
-->'''Chandler''': Your work makes me sad.
** The reaction of the group is priceless when they see Ross hanging out with Ugly Naked Guy while being naked himself!
** Same episode: Chandler and Phoebe seducing each other with Phoebe 'dancing' for him while promising she's 'very bendy', while Chandler just looks terrified the entire time.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUtP03kUnTA YOU ATE MY SANDWICH?!]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Season 6]]
* Rachel's boyfriend Paul dancing in front of a mirror. "I'm just a love machine. YEAH BABY, HUUUUUUUAAAA!" And yeah, Paul is played by ''BruceWillis!'' Best part? Ross is [[RightBehindMe listening to it all under the bed...]]
** Even better since Ross [[IronicEcho repeats it later]] to Paul, using it as blackmail so he can continue dating Elizabeth.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aFX9L8e-N0 "Hurry, The Angelica! Go! Go!"]]
* This one:
-->'''Rachel:''' Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce.
-->'''Joey:''' [Looking at Ross] What is the matter with you?!

-->'''Phoebe:''' No, Barry and Mindy.
-->'''Joey:''' Oh, sorry. I hear "divorce," I immediately go to Ross.
* "TOW where Phoebe runs" Chandler cleaned Monica's apartment without her permission. Ross, then Monica arrive.
-->'''Chandler''': No, no, no, no, no, no! You can't come in here. Ross is naked!
-->'''Monica''': What?!
-->'''Ross''': What?!
-->'''Chandler''': I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed to see me naked.
-->'''Ross''': Why does ''anyone'' have to be naked?
-->'''Monica''': Why is Ross naked?
-->'''Ross''': I had to... show Chandler something.
-->'''Monica''': Naked?
-->'''Ross''': Yeah, I uh... I guess I have a, uh... a guy problem.
-->'''Monica''': Is it the same thing that Chandler had?
-->'''Chandler''': Look, just come back later. We'll get everything squared away and you can come back later.
-->'''Monica''': Okay. Hey, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine left under the sink in the bathroom. Bye.
-->'''Chandler''': Bye-bye. Thank God.
-->'''Ross''': Dude, what'd you have?
* HilarityEnsues when Ross leaves teeth whitener on a whole day.
* Ross & Chandler giving Joey advice on how to repel women.
-->'''Chandler''': They don't like it when you explain why your joke is funny.
-->'''Ross''': They don't like it when you talk about science.
-->'''Chandler''': Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
-->'''Ross''': I'm never gonna find love again.
* The moment Chandler gives Monica a late Valentines present of a mix tape he randomly found and doesn't even know the contents of, you know it's going to backfire for him somehow. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeXZyr7Fz7E And boy does it ever!]]
* Monica's intensity is always a sight to behold such as the time she tried to get Rachel to cry when she told her that she and Chandler are moving in together.
-->'''Monica''': It's the end of an era, you might say.
-->'''Rachel''': Mon, are you okay? You're not blinking.
* Joey going to auditions with a hernia in "The One Where Joey Loses his Insurance".
-->(puts hand down his pants to relieve the pain) Hey Timmy, I've got a surprise for you.
** Near the end of the episode, Joey gets the easier job of filming a deathbed scene, but they can't get the stonefaced kid acting as his son to cry. [[CrossesTheLineTwice They show him the hernia. Cue the waterworks.]]
* Joey trying to make Chandler cry by telling a story of a 3-legged puppy.
-->'''Joey:''' What if it looked up at you and said "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
-->'''Chandler:'''Cry? I just found a talking puppy. I'm rich!
* Ross' efforts at impressing [[BruceWillis Elizabeth's father]] totally failing.
-->'''Paul''': It's just I didn't know you were married.
-->'''Rachel''': (comes back from the bathroom) Oh, we were but it was just this big drunken mistake,
-->'''Paul''': You two were married?!
-->'''Rachel''': I'm sorry, I guess you were talking about Emily. (Ross FaceFault[=s=])
* Ross, Monica and Rachel's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnXJzxVSPyk&feature=related fake accents]].
* Joey discussing his broken fridge:
-->'''Joey:''' It's like we got a divorce, and I got to keep the kid... and now the kid died, and I gotta buy a new kid.
-->'''Chandler:''' ...Okay...?
-->'''Joey:''' ({{Beat}}) GIMME FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS!
** And later on when Ross is talking about how to tell Elizabeth he doesn't want to go to a Spring Break trip with her, [[EpicFail Joey childishly tries to pin the breaking of his fridge on Ross:]]
-->'''Joey:''' Or, you could just, y'know...''(pushes Ross not-so-subtly into his fridge)''
-->'''Ross:''' ''({{beat}})'' What the hell are you doing...?!
-->'''Joey:''' ''(feigning outrage)'' What the hell am ''I'' doing?! ''You just broke my fridge!!''
-->'''Ross:''' ''What?'' Wha- How do you know it's- how do you know it's even broken?!
-->'''Joey:''' Oh, you think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me - ''(quickly checks his fridge)'' Ohhh, whaddya know! ''Broken!'' That'll be four hundred dollars.
-->'''Chandler:''' Joey, I ''saw you push him!''
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Joey:''' ''You'' pushed him!
* An extended series of awkward reveals:
-->'''Ross:''' Well, I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry.
-->'''Mrs. Geller:''' It was ''you?''
-->'''Monica:''' And Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys, Ross did!
-->'''Ross:''' Yeah, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!
-->'''Monica:''' Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a ''year!''
-->'''Ross:''' ''Monica and Chandler are living together!''
-->'''Monica:''' ''Ross married Rachel in Vegas, and got divorced, '''again!'''''
-->'''Phoebe:''' I love Jacques Cousteau!
-->'''Rachel:''' I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
-->'''Joey:''' I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOO!
-->'''Mrs. Geller:''' . . . That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds. ''*stands up*'' Alright. Joey, if you wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you ''weren't'' supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did NOT taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. And Monica, why you decided to hide such an important relationship from us is beyond me.
-->'''Mr. Geller:''' And we kind of figured about the porch swing.
-->'''Mrs. Geller:''' Ross. Drugs? Divorced, ''again?''
-->'''Mr. Geller:''' What happened, son?
-->'''Ross:''' I...I, uh, I got...tricked into all those things!
* TOW That Could Have Been: Alternate Chandler and Monica talking about having sex. Their normal selves are awkward enough at these things, but with Monica shyer and fat, and Chandler extra-geeky and even more insecure than usual, it's taken UpToEleven. Watch their nervous discussion on whether they have 'moves'...They really don't.
* Two words: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytPjH7ikQZU THE ROUTINE.]]
** Made even better by Ross and Monica's [[SeriousBusiness serious expressions]] and the ''extremely'' cheesy 90's music playing - which is "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiSWLKAPpT0‎ Trouble With Boys]]" by Loreta.
* In "The One on the Last Night", after a night of arguing with Rachel, Monica realizes how much she is going to miss her when she leaves -- and ruins what otherwise would have been a TearJerker moment with a nice bit of {{Bathos}}:
-->'''Monica:''' And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. ''(To Rachel - starts to well up)'' You were so ''great.'' You made it so easy. And now you have to leave! ''(breaks down)'' ''And I have to live with a BOOOOOY!''
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[[folder: Season 7]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQicfUjVVqU Phoebe singing along]] as Ross plays the bagpipes. Jennifer Aniston is trying her hardest not to laugh during that scene. Her lyric is basically "EEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEE! EEEE! EEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Even funnier in the outtake, where she can't stop laughing. In fact, if you look at the scene, Lisa Kudrow just can't seem to keep a straight face while 'singing'.
** Earlier in the episode, we get Chandler and Monica's mortification when they hear Ross practicing his bagpipes across the street.
--->'''Monica''': Why is your family Scottish?!
--->'''Chandler''': Why is ''your'' family '''Ross'''?!
** There's also the time Ross decides to play the keyboard...with animal noises and helicopter sounds...
* Rachel's old college friend revealing then denying her love for Rachel.
-->'''Melissa''': I'm obviously kidding. I'm not in love with you. I'm not in love with her. I don't hear coconuts banging together. You know, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I don't picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQFFyKthv_s Were you on a]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iULTDFlcorI poster for gonorrhea?]]
* Ross [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWGXwbeE4qU&feature=related imitating a velociraptor]].
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUMHDW3xG0M scene]] where Rachel and Phoebe help Monica shop for her wedding dress during a sale.
* Ross' "The bike is dying speech" especially the end when the seemingly unfazed Phoebe pleads for her bike not to die after Ross leaves.
* Ross and Joey becoming "nap partners".
* From "The One With Rachel's Assistant":
-->'''Ross''': Chandler joined a Music/VanillaIce look-alike contest and won!
-->'''Chandler''': Ross came in fourth and cried!
* Special mention goes to this scene.
-->'''Ross:''' * dressed as the holiday armadillo* What are you doing here, Santa?
-->'''Chandler:''' *dressed as Santa* Why I'm here to visit Ben (Ross's son)! What are you doing here... weird... turtle... man?
*** "I especially liked the part about how {{Superman}} flew all the Jews out of Egypt".
* Chandler wants sex advice:
-->'''Chandler''': Joey, you've had a lot of sex, right?
-->'''Joey''': (confused) What, today? Some...not a lot.
* A rare Chandler/Rachel subplot features them constantly swiping their neighbor's cheesecake and eating it for themselves, falling so in love with the taste that they eat it off of the floor after dropping it in the hallway.
* Hypothesizing what would have happened if Joey and Monica had hooked up.
--> '''Monica''': Honey? Dinner's Ready!
--> (A massively overweight Joey waddles onto the screen)
--> '''Joey''': What's my little chef got for me, tonight?
--> '''Monica''': Your favorite!
--> '''Joey''': Hoo Hoo Hoo! Fried stuff with cheese!

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[[folder: Season 8]]
* "The One With the Rumor" has both the title rumor and all related implications, and Joey arriving with elastic pants (where it's clear that BradPitt is [[{{Corpsing}} cracking up]]).
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYqlSoxG_d4&feature=related Phoebe's outburst]] after not managing to get to the highest score in the Ms. Pacman she has given to Chandler and Monica as a wedding gift [[{{Irony}} to erase the obscene names Chandler had used when reaching them so that Ben couldn't see them]].
** Made all the better by Ross' horrified reaction.
** As well as Phoebe's response:
-->''Oh, hi Ben! NO, DON'T LOOK AT THE MACHINE!''
** From the same episode, Chandler realising his hand is locked into a claw from playing too much Ms. Pacman.
--> '''Chandler''': My hand is ''messed up!''
* The one where Rachel shows a video of Ross begging her to get it on, only to find out everyone know about her technique involving 'the video of her vacation in Europe', and that Joey started it.
-->'''Rachel''': It can't be! She said she heard it from some guy!
-->'''Joey''': *raises hand* Some guy! *points to self*
-->'''Rachel''': But, but, but, she said his name was Ken Adams!
-->'''Joey''': *Raises hand and points to himself again* Ken Adams!
* Rachel jealous over a girl showing interest in Ross
-->"Horny bitch. (Ross and the girl look at her. Rachel pretends to play with the toys she's carrying) No, you're a horny bitch! No, you're a horny bitch!"
* The gang finding out about Ross' affair with his elderly high school librarian.
-->''"Her eyes did still sparkle..."''
* Ross, dressed as "Spud-nik", being mistaken as "Doodie" by Joey during the Season 8 Halloween episode. All the better because Joey ticks him off so much that Ross actually waddles over to beat Joey up (only being stopped when Chandler holds him back).
-->'''Joey''': What's Sputnik, Doodie-man?
* Rachel and Ross are at the OB/GYN, and are having a discussion over the fact that Rachel has been quite irritable because her due date is past already. Ross comes up with this great line.
-->'''Ross''': You know, we should ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half PURE EVIL!
* In "The One with the Stripper", Monica accidentally hires a hooker instead of a stripper for Chandler's (belated) bachelor party. Meanwhile, Rachel's father finds out that Ross got Rachel pregnant, and goes to confront him when he's with his new girlfriend, Mona:
-->'''Dr. Green:''' You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! Iím gonna kill you!
-->'''Ross:''' Yíknow this is actually not a great time for me.
-->'''Dr. Green:''' So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
-->'''Mona:''' You got Rachel pregnant?!
-->'''Ross:''' Who did?!
-->'''Dr. Green:''' You did!
-->'''Ross:''' Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
-->'''Dr. Green:''' Oh? Really? Thatís what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
-->'''Ross:''' No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careóI-I love Rachel.
-->'''Mona:''' What?!
-->'''Ross:''' ''(to Mona)'' Oh but not that way. I mean... I mean Iím not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.
-->'''Dr. Green:''' Oh really? Thatís how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?
-->'''Ross:''' ''(to Dr. Green)'' Hey! I offered to marry her!
-->'''Mona:''' Wha...
-->'''Ross:''' ''(To Mona)'' But I didnít ''want'' to.
-->'''Dr. Green:''' Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
-->'''Mona:''' Tramp?!
-->'''Ross:''' Iím sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
** The scene cuts to Chandler and Joey who don't know what to do about the hooker, than back to Ross:
-->'''Mona:''' How could you have kept all of this from me?
-->'''Ross:''' I was going to tell you, butÖ
-->'''Dr. Green:''' But what?! You figured youíd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
-->'''Ross:''' Hey! I did not dump Rachel! ''(To Mona)'' Nor are we still together. ''(The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only heís trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green)'' Can I just... ''(Dr. Green glares at him)'' Why donít we just let the machine get that?
-->'''Joey:''' ''(on machine)'' Hey Ross. Itís Joey. Thereís a hooker over here and we thought maybe youíd know something about it.
-->'''Ross:''' No! ''No!'' No! ''No!'' No! I-I-I-IóI need to, I need to lie down.
* When Rachel and Ross discuss potenential baby names, Phoebe chimes in with, "If it's a girl, Phoebe. If it's a boy, Phoebo." Later, Rachel asks her OB/GYN, "You could tell us whether itís a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?" The doctor then gets beeped and leaves the room. On her way out the door, she turns around and adds, "I know it's really not my place, but please don't name your child Phoebo."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPtc2ajqYV4 Phoebe's weird date.]]
-->'''Jim:''' I write erotic novels... for children.
-->'''Phoebe:''' ''What?''
-->'''Jim:''' They're ''wildly'' unpopular.
-->'''Phoebe:''' Oh my ''God!''
-->'''Jim:''' Also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
-->'''Phoebe:''' Wow, you do?
-->'''Jim:''' Yep, a pretty ''huge''...
-->'''Phoebe:''' Alright. ''(leaves)''
* Joey proposing to Phoebe who he believes is pregnant.
-->"I think he would know after a few months that you're not pregnant."
-->"It's Joey!" (mouths "I love you" to Joey and he smiles)
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[[folder: Season 9]]
* This gem from "TOW Phoebe's Birthday Dinner", when Rachel is panicking about accidently leaving Emma locked in Ross' apartment.
--> '''Rachel''': What if she jumped out the basinet?
--> '''Ross''': Can't hold her own head up, but yeah, jumped.
--> '''Rachel''': Oh my God, I left the water running!
--> '''Ross''': Rach, you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
--> '''Rachel''': Ah, did I leave the stove on?
--> '''Ross''': You haven't cooked since 1996!
--> '''Rachel''': Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird could ''fly in there!''
--> '''Ross''': [[SarcasmMode Oh my God, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think...listen. A pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an]] '''[[SarcasmMode EAGLE]]''' [[SarcasmMode flew in. Landed on the stove, and]] ''[[SarcasmMode caught fire!]]'' [[SarcasmMode The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression, and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a DEATH GRIP,]] ''[[SarcasmMode swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!!]]''
** And Rachel's reaction to this speech is the cherry on a cake.
--> '''Rachel''': ''({{Beat}})'' Boy, you're gonna be sorry if that's true.
** And Rachel's fear of a bird flying into the apartment could be a CallBack to "TOW Phoebe's Husband" way back in Season 2 - where a pigeon really ''did'' fly into the apartment.
* Phoebe's birthday where everyone is late and Rachel can't leave Emma at home so she has Ross's mother bring her to the restaurant with them. She stops in the middle of a toast to signal that Emma dropped her sock, leading to...
--> '''Phoebe:''' Oh, for God's sake, Judy, pick up the sock! ''Pick up the sock!'' '''''PICK UP THE SOOOCK!'''''
** And shortly after this she gives her friends a verbal put-down and makes a dramatic exit before calling "Judy, bye!" and getting a drunken wave from her in response.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on2_ooaUc4Q Chandler and Ross' trip to Vermont]], where Ross tries to take as many of the hotel's amenities as possible. The opening bit with Ross on a sugar high from eating too much maple candy is also a real gem.
-->'''Chandler:''' Look, they are totally ripping us off!
-->'''Ross:''' Dude, don't worry about it, I know how we can make your money back. This is a nice hotel y'know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those. Like those apples, instead of taking one, um, I take six!
-->'''Chandler:''' Great. At $100 an apple we're there!
-->'''Ross:''' C'mon, y-you get the idea, you know? W-we'll make our money back in no time.
-->'''Chandler:''' Dude, you're shaking!
-->'''Ross:''' I-I think it's the sugar, can you hold the apple?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc7quH-i_0w Phoebe meets Mike's parents]].
* In the episode "The One With The Memorial Service" when Chandler tries to take revenge on Ross for telling a college website he was "gay as the day is long".
-->'''Monica''': What are you going to do?
-->'''Chandler''': OH YOU'LL SEE MY FRIEND!
** He writes that Ross died [[NoodleIncident watching blimps]].
-->'''Ross:''' I'm DEAD?!
-->'''Chandler:''' ''(faking sympathy)'' And so young!
-->'''Ross:''' Posting that I died, that ''really'' isn't funny!
-->'''Chandler:''' Well, ''how'' you died was funny.
-->'''Ross:''' Oh, please. "''Hit by a blimp?"''
-->'''Chandler:''' It kills over ''one'' Americans every year!
* Chandler accidentally infecting Ross ' laptop with a virus while looking for porn.
-->Nude photos of Anna Kournikova? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint She's never even won a major tournament!]]
* Joey not understanding the concept of "air quotes".
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[[folder: Season 10]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZmQqzQV0gg&feature=related Joey on]] ''Pyramid''.
-->(The word is 'cream'.)
-->'''Gene:''' You put this in your coffee.
-->'''Joey:''' A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
-->'''Gene:''' It's white.
-->'''Joey:''' Paper! Snow! A ghost!
** And then the new word is 'mayonnaise'.
-->'''Gene:''' You put this on a sandwich.
-->'''Joey:''' Salami! Anchovies! Jam!
-->'''Gene:''' It's white.
-->'''Joey:''' Paper! Snow! A ghost!
-->'''Gene:''' It's made from eggs.
-->'''Joey:''' Chickens!?
** And later on:
--> '''Joey:''' Why would there be a ghost in my fridge?
* Chandler's reaction to [[spoiler: learning, just as his and Monica's surrogate is about to give birth, that she's going to have twins]]:
-->'''Monica''': Chandler, you're panicking!
-->'''Chandler''': Uh huh! JOIN ME, won't you?!
* Rachel's dad recovering from a heart attack.
-->'''Leonard''': Hello, Ross. Get anymore of my daughters pregnant?
-->'''Ross''': No, no, just the one.
** From the same episode: Joey trying to learn French. Yes, it makes him super dumb, [[{{Flanderization}} more than he ever was]], but his interactions with Phoebe the teacher, the voice on the self-learning tape and the director of the play are hilarious.
* The whole incident with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1nfnMUmqiA Gladys]].
* In TOW The Cake Joey forgets to get Emma a present for her first birthday and decides read a dramatic monologue from one of her books, at first every one seems disapointed and annoyed by this idea. He reduces the entire room to tears.
** Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome (by showing his skills as a professional) and as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
** In the same episode. When they discover that they got a penis shaped cake instead of a bunny shaped one, we're treated to this gem.
-->'''Judy Geller''': Jack, look at this.
-->'''Jack Geller''': I know what you're thinking, Judy. The resemblance is uncanny.
* In "TOW Rachel's Going Away Party" Rachel says goodbye to everyone individually, reducing them all to tears. Except Joey.
-->''[Rachel & Joey are on the balcony, everyone else is inside watching.]''
-->'''Ross:''' God, I can't believe she saved me for last. Why are they taking so long?
-->'''Phoebe:''' I dunno, but Joey seems to taking it surprisingly well.
-->''[As Rachel heads back inside, Joey turns and starts to get ready to jump off the balcony. Rachel pulls him back when everyone else runs forward to stop Joey.]''
* From "TOW Princess Consuela", Ross complains of Rachel meeting [[BackForTheFinale Mark]] again, and the two of them going out to dinner as friends. We get this from Chandler:
-->'''Chandler:''' It's seven years ago. My time machine works!
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[[folder: Unsorted]]
* Lisa Kudrow's (Phoebe's) laugh. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8UjqT3Z2O8 Priceless.]]
* David Schwimmer has a knack for physical comedy second to none. Frequently unscripted.
** In "[[IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming The One With]] the Prom Video" he trips going up a flight of stairs.
** In "The One With the German Laundry Detergent" he gets hit in the head by the door to a dryer and falls down.
** In "The One With the Giant Poking Device" he runs into a wall.
** In "The Last One" he's running to the ticket counter at an airport and sprints through the twisty turny roped off line.
** It's a minor one, but in "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS," once Ross finally gets estranged wife Emily on the phone, he gets so excited that he shushes everyone and then hands Chandler a lamp for no reason at all. It's random and hilarious.
* A lot of Phoebe's songs.
-->"He was a double double / double jointed boy"
-->"And tegrin spelled backward is nirget"
-->"He must decide / He must decide / Even though I made him up, he must decide!"
** And four different songs in the first half of "The One After the Super Bowl"
--->''Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes,''
--->''She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike.''
--->''Well, lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,''
--->''And the last time you saw her she looked so much thinner...''
--->''Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,''
--->''But the truth is she died, and someday you will too.''

--->''There'll be times when you get older''
--->''When you'll want to sleep with people''
--->''Just to make them like you...''
--->But don't!
--->Because ''that's another thing that you don't wanna do,''
--->''That's another thing that you don't wanna do.''

--->''Now the cow in the meadow goes "Moo."''
--->''Now the cow in the meadow goes "Moo."''
--->''Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up''
--->''And that's how we get hamburgers!''
--->"Nowwww, chickens!"

--->''Sometimes men love women,''
--->''And sometimes men love men,''
--->''And then there are bisexuals,''
--->''But some just say they're kidding themselves...''
*** Furthermore, these were songs she wrote to sing to ''children''. Doubles as heartwarming when the children she was performing for track her down because they like that her songs speak the truth, rather than the mushy material they are used to.
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