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[[folder: Friday ]]


* Craig answers the door to find a group of Jehovah's Witnesses, only to then slam the door in the middle of their pitch, leading to this response:
-->'''Jehovah's Witness''': Well, fuck you!
* Craig grabs some milk from the fridge, only to then find there's hardly anything in the carton.
* "You better put some water on that damn shit!"
* Smokey: "I got mind control over Deebo. He be like 'Shut the fuck up,' and I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talkin' again."
* Smokey closing the film by looking right at the camera, lighting a joint, and saying "AND YOU KNOW THIS, MAN!"

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[[folder: Next Friday ]]


* Deebo and Tyrone fleeing from prison. In broad daylight. While STILL wearing their prison jumpsuits. And absolutely NO ONE seems to notice.
* Deebo and Tyrone come to a stop next to a bicyclist at a train crossing. As a train rolls by, we hear the sounds of Deebo beating the shit out of the poor guy so he can steal his bike.
* Willie loses his footing and ends up falling in dog crap, leading to a number of {{running gag}}s throughout the movie.
* Tyrone using a brick to try and break the chain keeping him and Deebo attached to one another, and wondering if it's the same brick Craig used to knock Deebo out with in the first movie.
* Deebo and Tyrone block Willie and Craig as they drive out of the neighborhood. Craig tells his dad to "Punch it!" and Willie drives, causing Tyrone to end up on the roof of his truck.
* After Craig and Willie drive off, Tyrone tells Deebo he's going to his mother's house and tries to walk off, only for an angry Deebo to grab him and drag him off with him.
* Craig wonders what smells so awful in the truck, and Willie replies "Must be your upper lip, son, 'cause I don't smell nothin'."
** Willie sprays some air freshener, and Craig tries to roll down his window, only for Willie to tell him it's broken. All Craig can do is say "Oh, damn!" and continue jiggling the handle.
* Day-Day greets Craig warmly, but puts on a dour expression when he turns to Willie and greets him with an unenthused "Hi, Uncle Willie."
* Elroy pushing Day-Day out the way as he comes to greet Craig. He does it again after Day-Day agrees he would've shot Deebo rather than run.
* Elroy asking Willie "still steppin' in that dog shit everyday?"
* Willie tells Elroy not to slam his car door. Elroy just slams it anyway.
* The off-screen conversation between Day-Day and Elroy in which we hear Elroy accidentally wiped his ass with Day-Day's shirt.
* Day-Day getting pepper-sprayed by D'Wana, and Elroy sprays water on his face using a garden hose for a few moments, all the while Day-Day grunts and yells incoherently, before stopping and telling Day-Day he has nineteen more minutes to go.
** As Craig and Elroy head to the backyard, Day-Day is heard yelling "Call the police and tell 'em to get me another restrainin' order!"
* Elroy's response to Craig questioning him about his mostly empty but otherwise rundown pool.
-->'''Elroy''': You don't need no water! Ain't no pools in the projects. None of us swim.
* Elroy remarking he and Suga get real nasty in the Jacuzzi...right before he spots a condom floating in said Jacuzzi.
* Deebo brings his stolen bike to an abrupt halt, causing Tyrone (who's riding on the handlebars) to fall off.
* Willie coming out a public bathroom in a restaurant and announcing he feels five pounds lighter. The other patrons cover their noses in disgust, to which he replies "What? Jealous"
** He then diverts their attention to swipe some food as he heads off.
* Willie taking a whole bottle of hot sauce after a restaurant employee tells him "Get the fuck outta here!"
* Craig is jogging back over to Elroy's house, unaware Cheeco is running over to him. After turning to see Cheeco, he utters "Oh, shit!" and breaks into a full run across the street.
** Craig and Day-Day then climb onto the roof of Day-Day's BMW as Cheeco surrounds them. Day-Day yells for Joker to call his dog, then orders Craig to get off his car.
** Once Cheeco is gone, Day-Day gets off his car roof and orders Craig down. Craig, however, ends up falling on his ass on the roof. Day-Day is not pleased.
* The white postal worker (played by Creator/MichaelRapaport) who delivers the delinquent property tax notice to the house.
** The worker wonders if Craig's a basketball player. Craig's response? "I play for the Cucamonga Cracker Killers. You want tickets?"
** "Hey, I don't want any trouble. You don't have to send your posse out here to do a 187 in my ass!"
** The postal worker then starts singing the ''Series/GoodTimes'' theme song as he heads off.
** Then he ends up getting chased by Cheeco.
* Roach skateboarding off the counter and falling on his back, and Day-Day warning him they'll both get fired for him doing his "X-Game shit."
* The angry African customer who calls Day-Day "that player-hater who sold me this shit."
** This exchange:
--->'''Angry African Customer''': Do you know who you are fucking with?
--->'''Day-Day''': Bishop Tutu?
--->'''Angry African Customer''': Try again, motherfucka!
--->'''Day-Day''': Winnie Mandela's little cousin?
--->'''Angry African Customer''': Try again, motherfucka!
--->'''Day-Day''': Just an ugly-ass black dude.
--->'''Angry African Customer''': I'll go postal on this motherfucka!

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[[folder: Friday After Next ]]


* Craig getting his ass handed to him by Ghetto Santa who, at one point in the fight, beats Craig with the Christmas tree. And no, not a miniature one; a ''large'' one.
** Day-Day muttering in his sleep as the fight goes on out in the living room.
* Day-Day tripping and falling after learning that Ghetto Santa stole the rent money.
* Craig and Day-Day trying to B.S. their way out of trouble after the police officers find marijuana in their apartment and decide to confiscate it.
** And the two cops are later seen smoking the stuff.
* Craig and Day-Day's reaction after Miss Pearly threatens to sic her convicted criminal son Damon on them if they don't have the rent money by the end of the day.
** This is followed by an ImagineSpot of Day-Day and Craig in prison, being accosted in their cell by Damon.
* Craig and Day-Day run into Damon on their way to work, and Damon forces the guys to come over so he can hug them. Both Craig and Day-Day are hilariously {{squick}}ed out.
* The commercial for Willie and Elroy's restaurant, where the food tastes "so good, makes you wanna slap yo' mama!" Willie then slaps his mother across the face.
* Craig cautioning Day-Day that they are security guards, not cops, and that what they'll be doing is "none of that shit you watch."
** This is followed by Day-Day attempting to get out the car, only to be held back by the seat belt he still has on.
* Craig and Day-Day spot who they think is Ghetto Santa inside their fathers' restaurant, they burst through the doors, jump the guy, and begin attacking him, only to then learn it's actually Willie.
* Craig describing Ghetto Santa as "Music/RickJames in a god-damn Santa costume."
* Day-Day power-tripping as a security guard.
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