* JP, super high on drugs, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaHK3OZ64qo talking to a horse]]. While being hilarious, it also firmly cements his status as a {{Woobie}}.
* Although the scenario is basically everyone's worst nightmare, (angry guy who's had a few and proved he's capable of violence finding out that you've slept with his girlfriend) Dave's discovery that Josie's been cheating with Kingsley is ''absolutely hilarious''.
* "How would you like me to ram this spoon up your arse, Rumple-shithead?"
* JP getting stuck up a cliff and his subsequent argument with Kingsley. And then Howard gets in on the action...
** Dan, still angry at Kingsley's complaint, then forces Kingsley to run after the minivan with a broken leg.
* Josie's whole spiel about Pope Kingsley in Series 1, culminating with: "So you can basically just fuck off, Popey!"
* Episode seven of the third series has JP attempting to murder Kingsley, paranoid that he's stealing Sam from him. One attempt is making Kinsgley a risotto full of shards of glass.
-->'''Kingsley:''' Is this broken glass?
-->'''JP:''' Wouldn't have thought so. It's probably just a bit of transparent rice. Or maybe a pearl onion.
** This leads to the two fighting after Howard's birthday party. On its own, two men having a massive violent fallout would be TearJerker territory. It moves into hysterical when one's dressed as Prince (sorry, I mean [[InsistentTerminology George Harrison]]) and the other's dressed as a Hooters waitress, complete with foam boobs, all scored to [[SoundtrackDissonance "Don't Leave Me This Way"]].
-->'''JP:''' She is my woman!
-->'''Kingsley:''' Women aren't possessions!
-->'''JP:''' STOP TALKING IN MEANINGLESS RIDDLES!
-->(...)
--> ''Kingsley tries to choke JP with one of his fake breasts''
-->'''JP:''' You can't hurt me with boobs, Kingsley! I ''thrive'' on boobs!
* The three-way bitch fight between Josie, Heather and Sam, culminating in everyone slapping everyone.
* Howard attempts to create a new image to win a geology scholarship. The result is described by Vod as "special needs line dancer", and by JP as "trainee paedo".
-->'''Vod:''' Everyone's got a vibe, Howard. Yours is the whole "NHS-specs-chronic-masturbator-Lord-of-the-Rings-fan" vibe.
-->'''Howard:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne But I don't even like ''Lord of the Rings''!]]
* While the rest of the house goes to JP's country estate, Howard stays behind to call his computer company's customer services. He ends up on hold for ''48 hours''.
* JP, Howard and Vod discover Kingsley and Josie having very quiet sex next to Oregon, and debate in the quietest voices possible about what to do next.