* [[{{Swashbuckler}} Jack of All Blades]] manages to elicit a chuckle or two.
-->Jack sighed mentally. He was almost certain he was going to regret what he was about to do, but sometimes a man just has to sucker punch a five foot three blindfolded Jersey woman in the stomach. ''I think Descartes said that.''
** When [[EgomaniacHunter Orion]] of the [[LegionOfDoom Crime League]] came closer than any previous villain to killing Jack, he said "Oh no! BULLETS! My one weakness!"

* When [[CosmicPlaything long-suffering]] [[CaptainPatriotic patriotic heroine]] [[LegacyCharacter the Patriot]] took [[PoweredArmor armored heroine]] [[FantasticFoxes Protector]] on a [[FakeRelationship pretend date]] to investigate the plans of [[DiabolicalMastermind Hades]], the hero community assumed that [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend the two were a couple]] - much to the very [[SuperCop straight-laced]] Patriot's chagrin.
* When [[TeenGenius teen genius]] [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots Angelic's]] [[TheQuincyPunk rebellious behavior]] got too much for her parents, they sent her to [[SuperheroSchool hero high school]] in America - where [[NotSoAboveItAll much to her chagrin she found she actually enjoyed being around regular teenagers]].
* Though some people consider the [[CosmicHorrorStory Terminus Invasion of 1993]] to be the darkest hour of the [[TheVerse World of Freedom]], [[SuperSpeed Fast-Forward]] [[TheyDontMakeThemLikeTheyUsedTo remembers it]] as the time that [[MediaNotes/TheBronzeAgeofComicBooks Wail]] called him a "Vanilla Ice-looking fool!" - [[The90s which to be fair]], [[TheFool he was!]]
* [[HumanPopsicle Time-lost]] [[WorldWarII/WarinAsiaandthePacific Japanese WW2]] [[LittleBitBeastly supersoldier]] [[CatGirl Neko]] has resettled in 2023 America, feeling out of place in today's Japan. [[HeroismWontPayTheBills What can she do to support herself?]] Become a streamer!