!!2003 Version
* You can't deny that with ''these'' two this type of exchange was unavoidable.
--> '''Anna (in her mom's body)''': I'm old!
--> '''Tess (in Anna's body)''': I beg your pardon?!
--> '''Anna (in her mom's body)''': ''Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!''
* Piece of advice, never try ''"a jolt"'' into each other after you've swapped bodies, it wont help you swap back. Though it ''is'' very funny to watch!
* Beware vindictive big sisters!
--> '''Ryan''': OK, where are we going next, Harry's school?
--> '''Anna (in Tess's body)''': Oh, he can walk from here.
--> '''Harry''': It's 20 blocks!
--> '''Anna (in Tess's body)''': Fresh air will do you good.
--> '''Harry''': But what about bullies?
--> '''Anna (in Tess's body)''': Run fast.
* Seems the only one who never learns is Pei-Pei's momma.
--> '''Pei-Pei''': Mama! What are you doing?! Mama?! Grandpa! Harry! No!
--> (''Mom'' runs for it as Pei-Pei tackles Harry and Grandpa, and manages to grab the cookies)
--> '''Pei-Pei''': Okay!
** Also, an earlier scene when Tess and Anna go back to the restaurant, in an attempt to get changed back. Pei-Pei doesn't get why they're there, until they mention that they aren't themselves. Cue an OhCrap look as she calls for her mother. And her mother comes out, sees who is there, turns around, and tries to make a getaway. And the best Pei-Pei can offer to make up for it is twenty percent off of catering for the wedding.
--> '''Mama:''' These people will thank me for this someday!
--> '''Pei-Pei:''' I don't think so! Tess is getting married tomorrow!
--> '''Mama:''' No one ever tells me anything!