** "Duke of Prunes". "And I know, I think, the love I have for you will never die . . . well, maybe."
** "Harry, You're a Beast"
** The cover of ''Weasels Ripped My Flesh''
** "My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama"
** "I'm the Slime"
** "Dirty Love"
** "Wind Up Workin' in a Gas Station"
** "The Torture Never Stops"
** "I Have Been in You". Special bonus for the backing vocals simulating the unfortunate screams of the girl he's been in.
** "Dancin' Fool"
*** Zappa was nominated for several Grammy awards, but the only one he actually won was for ''Jazz From Hell'', which although a fine album is hardly the greatest one he ever made -- still, of all the wrongheaded Grammy nominations he had, the most deserved of them was for his wonderfully dumb-ass singing on "Dancin' Fool".
** "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
** "The Illinois Enema Bandit" ("Aw, the pitiful screams / Of all those college-educated women . . .")
** "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" ("''It's goin' right up your poop -- chute -- ayayayay''")
** "Montana" ("I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss / That's growin' on the prairie / Pluckin' the floss! / I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon. . .")
** "Teenage Prostitute"
** "Zomby Woof"
** The utterly insane backing vocals of "Be In My Video"
** "Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?"
*** The whole song is undoubtedly one of the funniest things Zappa ever wrote, but the version on ''Lšther'' has a bonus crowning moment; during a brief pause in the song, a guy in the audience shouts "Fuck you, Zappa!" Without missing a beat, Zappa shouts back "And fuck you too, buddy, you know what I mean? Fuck you very much!"
** ...and the point of this is that ''most'' of Frank Zappa's music is, on one level or another, funny.
* INTERVIEWER: "Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?" Frank's answer to that? "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
* Adrian Belew doing a hilariously accurate BobDylan imitation on "Flakes".
* The monologue at the start of "Cheepnis", where he sings the praises of SoBadItsGood movies in general, and ''Film/ItConqueredTheWorld'' inparticular. Doubly funny for [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 MSTies]]