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[[caption-width-right:1000:Pictured: the consequences of misbehaving.]]

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* Nearly everything involving Ted's reactions to the situations he finds himself in.
* From "The Missing Ingredient":
** "So, you're telling me you were supposed to bring..." (Points down) "...hmm...and you..." (Gulp) "...hmm?"
** The witches' rhymes.
* From "The Wrong Man":
** Ted's dance before he enters the room, smoke and all.
** The random flash of Ted holding a baby dressed identically to him, when he gets knocked out.
** "I..." "Ah..." "Theodore..." "Theodaw..."
** Ted's BerserkButton rant about his own name.
** The wife's HurricaneOfEuphemisms rant.
* From "The Misbehavers":
** "You want five hundred bucks?" ''(Ted shrugs)'' [[CaptainObvious "...Sure!"]]
** The haggling over the money and the "situation".
** The out-of-the-blue crossover with "The Wrong Man", as we find out ''who'' called Siegfried about the needles.
** Having told the children that they shouldn't disturb him unless someone died, Ted receives a call from their room very late in the night, and we get this gem of a dialogue:
--> '''Ted:''' What do you want now, for Christ's sake! Who died?
--> '''Sarah (hysterically):''' [[CassandraTruth I don't know, but she's in my bed!]]
--> '''Ted:''' What?
--> '''Sarah:''' There's a dead body in my bed!
--> '''Ted:''' That's just your brother, sound asleep!
--> '''Ted (coming up, to himself):''' If there is no dead body in that room by the time I get up there, I'm gonna make one!
** Blacked out from all the booze and your body being carried by your husband as a sack of potatoes? Still not a reason not to hold tight to the bottle!
** The punch line of the gangster opening the door to see the room torn apart and destroyed...and ''then'', [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight in a calm and casual tone]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint as if none of it's registered with him]]:
--> "Did they misbehave?"
* The phone conversation between Ted, who is stressed out of his mind, and [[OneSceneWonder Margaret]], who is stoned out of her mind.
* From "The Man From Hollywood":
** Ted taking a moment to stop his rant about all the craziness that's happened so far in the movie to note that incident with the witches was actually "pretty bloody good".
** Ted's reaction to the return of Siegfried's wife.
** The party favor RunningGag.
** Chester's constant SeriousBusiness about the champagne.
** "A ''donut''--" "That's for me...."
*** "A club sandwich--" "That is ''mine''...."
** The exaggerated pride as Ted says, "''And''...a ''hatchet''!"
** "But it's ''your'' business too, Ted, because we want you to take part." {{Beat}}. Ted sports an OhCrap look, the previous several hours clearly filling his mind. Cue one of the penthouse residents blowing a party tooter to punctuate it.
** Ted being so absorbed in Chester's temptation that he chops off the guy's finger without a second thought.
*** The temptation itself is hilarious in how completely deadpan Ted is as he listens to the pitch. Pull to a slow close-up as we can ''feel'' the {{Greed}} taking hold. And when the question is posed in the end, he doesn't hesitate for a split second:
----> '''Chester:''' So, Ted...what's it's gonna be?
----> '''Ted:''' Okay!
----> '''Everyone else:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YES!!!]] '''[[Theatre/GlengarryGlenRoss ALWAYS...BE...CLOSING!!!]]'''
----> '''Ted:''' RIGHT HERE!!! ''RIGHT NOW''!!! ...BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!!!
** The fact that the lighter fails ''on the very first try''!!!
** Ted's swagger as he leaves.
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