* Faisal, being the KindheartedSimpleton he is, returns with the chemicals necessary to make the bombs. When Barry asks where he got it from, Faisal reveals he got them all from the same shop. Barry is furious and reminds him they'll get arrested if it gets looked into. However, Faisal made sure he covered his tracks with a clever disguise tactic:
-->'''Faisal:''' It's alright, I use different voices when I go in!\\
'''Barry:''' Different what... ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe different voices?!]]''
** And that's without getting into the fact that some of his "disguises" are just plain hilarious. ''Especially since one of his "voices" is meant to be an IRA member.''
** His attempt at being a woman doesn't fare any better either, especially since he has a beard. His "disguise" is to cover his face with his hands and hope for the best.
--->'''Barry:''' So why has she got her hands on her face?\\
'''Faisal:''' (''beat'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cos she's got a beard.]]
* Omar's comments to Barry after he punched himself in the face to prove that self inflicted violence on the Muslim community will cause moderates to somehow instantly go Jihadi
-->"Is that the Sufi Muslim Council running out of your nose?"
* Barry forgetting to get the car fixed before the bombs are ready for transport. When the car [[AntiClimax quietly]] crashes into a pole, Omar gives Barry a withering glare and asks him if he fixed the car. Barry's response?
-->'''Barry:''' It's the parts, they're Jewish!\\
'''Omar:''' What parts of a car are Jewish?!\\
'''Hassan:''' ... Spark plugs?\\
'''Barry:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Spark plugs!]] The Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic!
** Also, eating Jaffa cakes = financing Israel = "Your dad's a Jew, Faisal."
* Waj's attempt to look tough on the video with his replica AK-47. His ''miniature'' replica AK-47 that is.
* Barry's Jihad tape getting interrupted. Followed by him blatantly lying about what he was planning to Omar.
* "As I understand it, we shot the right man, but the wrong man blew up"
* The [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch inexperienced hostage negotiator]]'s pathetic attempts to reason with Waj. "[[AllMenArePerverts You wanna talk about girls?]] We can talk about girls. ''Please'' let's talk about girls."
** This leads to the negotiator asking Waj if he's an "arse/ass man", which Waj ends up taking as an insult, thinking he's being ''called'' [[AmbiguousSyntax an ass-man]]. This pisses him off so much, he hangs up on the negotiator.
* In Pakistan, where the ''actually trained and experienced'' jihadists don't take very long to run out of patience with the main character's incompetence.
-->'''Jihadist:''' You ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]'' [[GratuitousEnglish Mister Beans!]]
* You will react to Faisal blowing himself and a sheep to smithereens with either utter horror or will burst out gut-laughing at how it's presented.
-->''After it turns out the sack of his remains is mixed in with those of the sheep'' "What is he, a martyr or a fucking jalfrezi?!"
* "Fuck Mini-Babybels!"
* "Omar's soul will be in heaven before his head hits the ceiling!"
* "I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene!"
** "Now you 'bout to know what the boom-boom means!"
* The argument between [=CO19=] snipers and control.
-->"Is the Wookiee a bear, over?"\\
"What's a Wookiee?"\\
"Is the Honey Monster is a bear?"
* The BrickJoke that the misaimed rocket that Omar and Waj fired ended up killing Osama Bin Laden.
* Omar tries to shoot down a drone with a rocket launcher but fires it backwards. What sells it is that there's a [[FiveSecondForeshadowing clearly marked arrow on the body of the launcher]] that the viewer will notice a second before the weapon is fired.
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