%%* "You sound like you're from LAHN-DUHN!"
* Peter's AntiLoveSong (in which he argues with [[SelfDeprecation himself]]):
-->'''Peter:''' Everybody hates you/Everybody wishes that you were dead/cos Peter, you suck/Peter, you suck/Peter, your music is fucking terrible/Peter, you suck/Peter, you suck/Peter, you don't do anything of value/Peter, you suck/Write some music/But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs/It's so self-loathing/Go see a psychiatrist/I hate the psychiatrist/Well go see one anyway/I don’t like the psychiatrist!/You need to go see one/See a psychiatrist!/I’m not going!
%%* "{{You shall not pass}}!"
* Peter's magnum opus is a melodramatic romance musical starring Dracula, utilizing Muppet-style puppetry. We even get to see it during the climax, and the audience finds it hilarious.
** "BLOOD WILL RUN DOWN HIS FACE WHEN HE IS DECAPITATED! AH HA HAH!"
** Dracula's lover randomly shouting "I'm pregnant!" after Dracula dies.
* "I don't know Peter, JUST GET OFF THE FUCKING ROCK!"
* The "sex-off" between the two couples.
-->'''Peter:''' SHE'S HAVING AN ORGASM! AND I'M NOT DONE EITHER!
* When the weather outside is [[spoiler:weather]]...
%%* "Mmm...Mmm...Mmmm...I just came."
* Get a good look at the demo CD that Jonah Hill gives Aldous. It's got pictures of his face all over it.
%%* Aldous doesn't like his shirt.
%%** And flashbacks reveal that Sarah picked out similarly terrible clothes for Peter.
* "We're going snorkeling! It's sea-turtle fucking season! They fuck for 3 hours! That's magic! No-one wants to go snorkeling with me..."
* Peter crying hysterically whilst gazing at the magnificent Hawaiian sunset. His neighbours complain and mistake him for a woman.
* "Are those sad tissues, or happy tissues?"
* "I like red hair. I wonder if the ''carpet'' matches her ''pubes''."
* After blowing up at Sarah, Peter yells at a random married couple, "GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII! ''REAL ORIGINAL''!"
* Sarah's new show, ''Animal Instincts'' gets a trailer at the end of the film. She plays a psychic detective who can read the minds of animals (In the trailer, she breaks a suspect by mind reading ''his dog'') and costars Creator/JasonBateman as a [[Series/CSIMiami Horatio Caine]] {{Expy}}. It's pure StylisticSuck.