* "And I'll put more guards on the guards!"
** Just the fact that poor Adams is flustered throughout his entire conversation with Altaira
** Even Morbius thought it was funny, except perhaps the part about the [[PapaWolf kissing...]]
* Poor Cooky seems to be the ship's designated ButtMonkey.
** When Cooky rendezvous with Robby, and tries out some of the bourbon.
--> '''Cooky''': *cough* *cough* ''It's smooth too!''
* Robby's dry sense of humor, as noted on the main page:
-->'''Commander Adams:''' Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.
-->'''Robby:''' I rarely use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.
** When Altaira requests he make her a new outfit, with lots of Star sapphires.
-->'''Robby:''' Star sapphires take a week to crystallize properly. Would diamonds or emeralds do?
-->'''[[SpoiledSweet Altaira]]:''' (''pouts'') Well, if they're large enough.
** When Altaira first says she needs a new dress, Robby's comment is an exasperated: "Again?"
** This exchange:
--> '''Robby the Robot''': Can I be of service, sir?
--> '''Cook''': Look, never mind the sir, mister, but I'm a stranger on this so-called planet and I was just wondering if, well if you could tell me where I could... a guy could get ahold of the real stuff?
--> '''Robby the Robot''': Real stuff?
--> '''Cook''': Just for cooking purposes you understand. I take a big pride in my duties.
--> '''Robby the Robot''': Pardon me, sir. Stuff?
--> '''Cook''': (''Pulls out bottle of bourbon'') Oh, just about one jolt left. Oh, Genuine Ancient Rocket Bourbon. See here? (''Robby takes the bottle and empties it into his analyzer slot'')
--> '''Cook''': Well, you low living contraption, I oughta take a can opener to you!
--> '''Robby the Robot''': Quiet please, I am analyzing. BELCH! Yes, relatively simple alcohol molecules with traces of fusel oil. Would 60 gallons be sufficient?
--> '''Cook''': Gallons? Mister, I been from here to there in this galaxy and I just want you to know you're the most understanding soul I ever met up with! (''Slaps Robby's steel back'') OW!
** Though after the attack on the ship by the Id monster. Cooky is angry at Robby, not for getting him drunk while his comrades were being attacked. Rather, Cooky's upset that he ''didn't'' suffer from a hangover afterwards.