* At the end of ''Little Boy Boo'', after Foghorn has suffered one calamity after another while trying to win Miss Prissy's affections by spending the day with her son Egghead Jr.:
-->'''Miss Prissy:''' But you said you needed my love to keep you warm!
-->'''Foghorn:''' Madam, I don't need your love! I got, I say I got mah ''bandages'' to keep me warm! ''[Limps off in crutches and a full body cast.]''
* Foghorn playing hide-and-seek with Egghead Jr. Foghorn hides inside the feedbox, saying to himself "that boy'd hafta use a slide rule to find me in heah!" Egghead Jr., after consulting his slide rule of course, takes a shovel and digs Foghorn out of the ground, yards away from the feedbox. Foghorn, utterly flabbergasted, walks over to the feedbox but stops short:
-->'''Foghorn:''' No, I better not look. I just ''might'' be in there!
* The Geico commercial. Foghorn starts improvising while performing an audio book of ''Literature/ATaleOfTwoCities'', and it ends with Henery Hawk getting his club ready. Sounds of a thrashing are heard over the end.
* [[FridgeBrilliance Foghorn's attempts to pass the Barnyard Dawg off as a pheasant are even funnier if you know that chickens are a type of pheasant.]]
* ''A Fractured Leghorn'' has a simple but hilarious premise: a cat is trying to catch a worm to bait his fishhook, and Foghorn is trying to catch the worm to eat it. A simple conflict that could be resolved [[PoorCommunicationKills if Foghorn would let the cat get in one word edgewise:]]
-->'''Foghorn:''' What's the big... I say, what's the big idea chasin' my worm? You're a cat, son. Cats don't eat worms. You're takin' the food right outta my mouth! I don't go around chasin' mice... ''(knocks the cat down)'' ...stand up boy, you're trippin' over your own feet. Now you stay away from worms and I'll stay away from mice. That's fair and square, and if you'd stop all your arguin' and jawin', you'd see my side of it! Yap-yap-yap, keep that mouth flappin' and do no listenin'. [[HypocriticalHumor There's nothin' worse than a blabber-mouth cat!]]
** Later the cat manages to catch the worm and is about to start fishing when Foghorn suddenly emerges from underwater:
--->'''Foghorn:''' What kept, I say, what kept you son? I can't hold my breath forever! I'm not a fish! I gotta breathe air! My lungs ''crave'' air! You've got to think of things like that, boy... ''(the cat falls backward into a water trough. Foghorn sticks his head in to continue lecturing)'' ''(gargle, gargle, glug)'' ''(they surface)'' ...no consideration for me!
** Finally they decide to share the worm by chopping it in half with an ax. The worm scrunches itself to make it look as though it's half gone. The cat realizes what's going on, but of course...
--->'''Foghorn:''' Uh-uh-uh, I know what you're gonna say, son. When two halves is gone, there's nothin' left. And you're right! It's a little ol' worm who wasn't there! ''(the worm escapes unnoticed)'' Two nothin's is nothin'! ''(begins manhandling the cat, getting his head stuck in a trash can)'' That's mathematics, son! You can argue with me, but you can't argue with figures! Two half nothin's is a whole nothin'! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because...\\
'''Cat:''' '''[[BigShutUp AAAHH SHADDAP!]]''' ''(bashes Foghorn's head and storms off)''\\
'''Foghorn:''' Okay, I'll shut up. I'm not one that has to keep talkin'. Some fellas just have to keep their mouths flappin', but not me! I was brought up right! My Pa used to tell me "shut up" and I'd shut up! I wouldn't say nothin'! One time, darn near ''starved'' to death! ''(screen irises out; Foghorn grabs it and pulls it open)'' WOULDN'T TELL 'IM I WAS HUNGRY!
* Some of Foghorn's quips are genius:
-->"She remi, ah say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry."
-->"Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves."
-->"That dawg, ah say, that dawg is just like taxes! He just don't know when to stop!"
* ''Pullet Surprise'' has this gem when a dazed Pete Puma falls onto Foghorn:
-->'''Foghorn:''' Don't get too close, boy. I'm a heartbreaker.
* ''The Foghorn Leghorn'' has this gem where the Barnyard Dawg has his house blown up by a stick of dynamite that he thinks was planted by Foghorn. Even better is that the Dawg beating up Foghorn is the proof he needs that Foghorn is indeed a chicken, which he had been claiming to be this whole time.
-->'''Barnyard Dawg:''' [[RageBreakingPoint WHY YOU!]] TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT! YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING, ''CHICKEN!''
* "There's some, ah say, there's somethin' kinda "[=yeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEuuuuuh=]" about a boy that's never played baseball."
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