* [[TheSquad The squadron]] is having a discussion about a terrible prank that was pulled on the squadron [[NumberOne XO]]. While he was in the shower, ''somoene'' stole his clothes and towel. [[AndThatsTerrible Which was unacceptable.]] The discussion quickly moves on to the evident fact that the XO's first course of action was to use this as an excuse to [[NakedPeopleAreFunny wander around the ship buck naked]].
* Grafton explaining to the LoveInterest that the only reason he had a shirt form a particular gym in Oakland was because he stole it from someone. Who stole it from someone else. Who stole it from someone else before that. Nobody was actually sure who the shirt originally belonged to.
* ''[[CasualDangerDialogue Burning planes have a way of]] '''[[MadeOfExplodium exploding]]''', you know!''
* [[EnsignNewbie Razor]] (seen from some distance down the hall) is getting a righteous ass-chewing from Commander Camparelli ([[TheVoice who can't be seen from where the camera and Grafton are]]) for his part in a BarBrawl. Grafton (having actually just about started the brawl) is quietly sneaking past, completely outside of Camparelli's view, when the Commander leans out into the hallway and screams "GRAAAAFTOOOON! Get in here!".
* The men are discussing what movie they will be watching that night. Camparelli summarily cancels it on the ground that ''[[JaneFonda They Shoot Horses, Dont They?'' doesn't show any skin.
* Cool Hand and Tiger have to punch out.
-->'''Grafton''': Looks like this is the end of Devil 505, Say goodbye, [[VitriolicBestBuds asshole!]] ''[[AbandonShip Eject eject eject!]]''
-->'''Cole''': [[ExactWords Goodbye, Asshole!]] ''*[[EjectionSeat punches out]]*''