!Funny moments for the TV series ''Series/{{Flashpoint}}'':

* In "First in Line" when [[CowboyCop Sam]] continuously advocated gung ho solutions to a hostage situation, Ed finally gets fed up and grabs a map of the building they're in.
-->'''Ed:''' ''There's something I need you to do. Alright, see these stairs here, that's where we came in, alright? I need you to make a reverse entry. Go across this hallway. These doors here, I need you to go through them. Now be careful, 'cause that is a big road. I want you to cross it, [[YouGetMeCoffee I want you to make an entry into this Timmy's, get a double double]]. Jules?''\\
'''Jules:''' ''Cream, no sugar.''\\
'''Ed:''' ''Spike?''\\
'''Spike:''' ''No, I'm good.''\\
'''Sam:''' ''You serious?''\\
'''Jules:''' (Once he leaves) ''We went all coffee-shop on his ass.''
* In "Last Dance" when the team had to work overtime, some members called their wives/girlfriends/loved ones to tell them they would be late coming home. Lewis gets a call from ''Spike'' who was standing not ten feet away from him.
--> '''Spike''': Hey Lou, I'm gonna be late coming home.
--> '''Lou''': Aw it's okay. At least you called.
* In ''Attention Shoppers'', Spike and Parker's reaction to the [[RashomonStyle vague and conflicting witness statements]] the team is getting in regards to a mall shooting.
-->'''Wordy:''' Boss, witnesses saw teenagers bolt out of a restroom and up the stairs.\\
'''Spike:''' Three teenage girls, four teenage girls, three girls and a boy...could be seven orangutans.\\
'''Parker:''' How about a little less ''information'' and a little more ''intelligence''?
* "Clean Hands" reveals something that [[TheStoic Ed]] is afraid of.
--> '''Delia Semple''': Not a bad vacation for the guys who get to fly over at least.
--> '''Parker''': Well, if you like jumping over the ocean in a metal coffin, sure.
--> '''Delia Semple''': There’s something you guys are actually afraid of!
--> '''Parker''': You know what, we all have our weak spots. Could be anything. Flying. Cats.
--> ''(Parker looks at Eddie)''
--> '''Eddie''': [[CatsAreMean Hey, it was one cat. It was mean.]]
--> '''Spike''': I was there, it was mean.
** Later on:
---> '''Parker''': Sorry about that cat thing.
---> '''Eddie''': We’ll talk about that later!
---> ''(Parker laughs)''
* There is something very adorable whenever anyone talks to and about Babycakes.
--> '''Parker''': Babycakes, how are you?
--> '''Spike''': Frickin' shag carpet. Been picking it out of her treads all morning.
--> '''Ed''': Price of love, Spike.
--> '''Spike''': Yeah she didn't even make me breakfast.
--> '''Parker''': Say good bye to your girlfriend. Briefing room, five minutes.
* In "Element of Surprise", this ensuing conversation as the team was getting ready to bust a drug dealer:
--> '''Parker''': ''(referring to the undercover cop)'' What's his in?
--> '''Naismith''': He's worked his way up through the ranks over the past eight months from a lowlife to mid-level runner. Trust factor's pretty high, so Asshat's giving Geddes a slice to sell to the neighborhood kids.
--> ''(after Naismith leaves)''
--> '''Parker''': Did he say "asshat?"
--> '''Ed''': He said "asshat."
* In Part One of the series finale, Spike needs acetone to defuse a bomb, so he rushes outside and breathlessly asks if anyone has nail polish remover (acetone is a common ingredient in this product). Peoples' initial reaction is to stare at him like he's crazy and he has to yell, "I'm serious!"
** Later in the episode, Spike tells the team that the bomber's message was sent with an untraceable dummy account. When asked how he knows that:
--->'''Spike''': Because he named it "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Dummy_account]]".
* A retroactive funny: watching the first episode of the series and witnessing Sam's botched initial introduction to the team can illicit a few laughs.
** Not to mention the value of a little Creator/GilbertAndSullivan singing to placate an annoyed wife for missing her parent's 40th Anniversary.
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