* When asked how can he smoke that poison (this question aimed at Ken while he smokes about 5 or 6 cigarettes) He answers saying that he bleeds easily and it helps to clog up the arteries.
* Anything to do with the Hong Hua Hui cyborgs. Especially Kappa Tian and his iron wig, which is about as heavy as you would expect from an iron wig.
* Zhang Lieshan's bizarre sensitivity over his titanic height, and his insistence that he's only "slightly taller than the average person", which is contradicted by his constant demands that everything be made for his size, such as tables, telephones, and cars, which irritates his subordinates to no end.
* The mere fact that Zhang Lieshan, a literal giant of a man who is extremely sensitive of his height, allied himself with Luo Hucheng, a very short man [[NapoleonComplex sensitive over]] [[{{Foil}} his short stature]] is also funny.
** Luo Hucheng making fun of a [[HypocriticalHumor pair of his own soldiers who are slightly shorter than he is]], inviting his normal-sized soldiers to make fun of them with him, only for them to mock him and [[LampshadedTrope tell him that he's one to talk]].
* A bounty hunter with a NightmareFace joking about how Kenshiro has a mean face and how he must be "one scary fella!" with one of his subordinates pointing out in his head that he looks far more frightening than Kenshiro does. Bonus points for the bounty hunter talking to Kenshiro himself about how he'll probably get caught in no time without recognizing him immediately afterwards.
* Huang Xifei's response to seeing Ken crushing a bunch of coin's when the latter disguised himself as Ye.
--> '''Huang:''' "This... isn't a magic trick, isn't it?"
--> '''Zhang:''' "Huh? What!?"
--> '''Huang:''' "Don't you think you gave him too much morphine? Not that I care."
--> '''Zhang:''' "Uh... well, yes."
* Du Tianfeng's Pressure Point Defense Suit, as aside from looking like something from a bad sci-fi b-movie. ''It has nipple spikes'', leading to the ridiculous image of a a froggish, elderly man running around in an incredibly clunky-looking suit with prominent "nipples" that proves to be a useless waste of time and money once Liu Zong-wu realizes that his rubber-soled boots protect him from its electric zaps.