* Konohamaru is contemplating how much more interesting a mentor Naruto is and how his lessons were never boring. Mizuko thinks about Naruto when he hears that Naruto participated in the slaughter of an upstart village. [[SneezeCut Naruto sneezes]] and thinks someone is talking about him and then [[IronicEchoCut realizes he got bit a by a snake.]]
* After [[spoiler: Zabuza marries the new Mizukage, Mei,]] in ''Team 7,'' Haku is keeping watch outside their door when he hears a... [[TheImmodestOrgasm shout.]] Misinterpreting, he bursts in, only to be greeted with [[PrimalScene this exchange:]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Zabuza''']]: Haku.
--->[[spoiler: '''Zabuza''']]: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Get. Out.]]
* When Tetsuo is reminiscing on his students' pass cons.
--->'''Tetsuo:''' I can't believe Naruto was able to con that ninja out of 20000 ryo with a chalkboard eraser and string.
--->'''Iwa Academy instructor:''' Best money I ever spent.
* In ''Shippudden'', Sakura is rejected by a genetist [[spoiler: to become the mother of Sasuke's children]] by him taking one good look and replying, "That's natural?!" ([[DontExplainTheJoke He's talking about her hair colour]]).
* InsaneTrollLogic at its best, reading Sasuke's thought process in chapter 2 of ''Team Tetsuo'' as [[WrongGenreSavvy he reclassifies Naruto as an Itachi level genius]] is absolutely hilarious.