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* Chapter 5x, the first chapter allowing the player to control Ephraim. As the chapter begins, we find that Ephraim's small party of 4 is low on supplies, their weapons are nigh falling apart, they're tired and not sure what to do exactly as Grado is hunting them through the woods. What's Ephraim's plan for dealing with the situation? Why...attack a nigh impregnable fortress and take it with a team of four men, that's what! Forde even outright asks, politely mind, if Ephraim has lost his mind.
** It's either hilarious, awesome, or both, but the plan actually works! As Ephraim points out in the beginning, the whole plan is so outright STUPID that that's why it's a great plan. Even the Grado soldiers in the chapter think Ephraim's nuts...until they lose, that is.
* [[InsufferableGenius Lute]] attacking Knoll twice after he points out she's been stalking him for a while (in their C Support). Not only does Knoll dodge all the blows and escape from her, but she comments he's dangerous just because nobody has ever dodged her blows (at least story-wise).
** [[FridgeBrilliance We've got no idea how this is a support conversation either.]]
* Lute's supports with Artur are a riot. Key moments include their C support, where Lute had tried to help Artur overcome his fear of spiders by covering him in them while he slept, and their A support, where Lute doesn't know how to react to Artur's confession of love as none of her textbooks describe what being in love is like.
* L'Arachel's meeting with Eirika features L'Arachel nearly blowing the fact that she's royal, until Dozla very dramatically cuts her off. Upon L'Arachel's group leaving, [[OnlySaneWoman Eirika]] lampshades their oddity -- and she's ''still'' confused when she runs into them again later.
** Something that makes their second meeting even better is that L'Arachel had apparently picked up some pastries earlier. She starts off gushing about how good they are and then offers one to Eirika. She accepts it...only to turn around and wonder what L'Arachel is even doing there in the first place. It comes across as Eirika being TheComicallySerious.
** There's also L'Arachel's C support with Eirika.
--->'''L'Arachel''': Good day to you, Princess. What a funny thing that we should meet here! It is providence, I tell you!\\
'''Eirika''': L'Arachel, it is NOT providence. It is not even a coincidence. We agreed to meet here when we planned out our battle strategy. Wait... Don't tell me that you don't remember that!\\
'''L'Arachel''': We planned this? I suppose I simply don't usually worry about such trifling details. And here we are, so I suppose that our plan must be working.
* When Joshua attempts to hit on Natasha--a nun, with actual vows of chastity implied--and she is so distracted that she doesn't even notice.
* L'Arachel's supports with Ephraim are all hilarious, especially when his [[{{Fanservice}} slightly unclothed body]] completely breaks her delicate sensibilities. Not helped by the fact SHE was the one who asked him to let her see his scars so she could heal them.
** Made even better by the fact that she specifically freaks out over seeing his shoulder... Yet L'Arachel's [[HypocriticalHumor own shoulders]] are clearly bare.
** Just how they get together as well... L'Arachel's InsaneTrollLogic that Ephraim is some kinda of sexual pervert and seducing her when it's clear that's she's just an anti-social prude who is also clearly a CovertPervert. Ephraim is just vastly confused during their supports. Their ending makes it even more bizarre as L'Arachel starts visiting Renais often and then causes a huge social upheaval in her home country by abdicating her Throne to marry Ephraim (which, by the way, this upheaval isn't mentioned if L'Arachel marries Innes instead.) Madness and drama just seems to follow in L'Arachel's wake which is lampshaded in Dozla and Rennac's supports with each other.
* [[HeavySleeper Forde]] takes a nap ''in battle''. Meanwhile, [[ActionGirl Vanessa]] is flying one her pegasus over the battlefield and spots Forde, mistaking him for having been killed or at the very least unconscious. HilarityEnsues.
** And after Vanessa sees Forde is just asleep, she throws a fit and leaves him there...and ''then'' he wakes up and just wonders if someone was there. The following support conversation is Vanessa chewing him out on this.
* Speaking of Forde, his support conversation with Kyle where Forde apparently is ''painting'' in the middle of the battlefield. The same also happens with Ephraim, [[TheComicallySerious who comments on]] [[SkewedPriorities how amazing the painting is]].
* In Chapter 10, on Eirika's path, [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Innes]] fires the crew of mercenaries he hired to convince them to abandon him and save their own lives when they're outnumbered and under siege from an enemy army, but [[HonorBeforeReason they refuse]]. The mercenary boss refuses and then tries to get his female second-in-command to flee, who cuts in:
-->'''Tethys:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Would the two of you kindly stop acting like such... men?]] And you! You've already fired us. You can't order us to leave now.
** Actually, Innes is surprisingly good at this due to [[TheComicallySerious his ultra-serious and arrogant attitude clashing with the personalities of whoever he supports with]]. L'Arachel brings out his inner {{Tsundere}}, he goes TongueTied with Eirika, Joshua swindles gold like crazy from him but he refuses to back off. He can't hold a civil conversation with anyone not named Vanessa. Also, he seems incapable of expressing contempt like a normal person:
--->'''Innes:''' Pshaw!
** On Ephriam's route, if you have him talk to Gerik, we find Innes can't even send reinforcements to Ephraim without passive-aggressively insulting him, his message was: "I've no need of assistance, Ephraim, but I'm sure you do". Ephraim [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay immediately knows the message came from Innes from that alone.]]
** His supports with L'Arachel are among the biggest proofs. You know she's ''the'' Tsundere of the game... and yet she brings the Tsundere out of Innes and they pretty much ''try out-tsunning each other''. ''[[PassiveAggressiveKombat With manners]]''.
** Their ending is also hilarious, as the people of their nations are convinced that their relationship is something out of a fairy tale and that they are the sappest of lovers. Just... WHAT. Has anyone of these people even SEEN Innes or L'Arachel before? And their A support has L'Arachel wanting to bring Ephraim along to be an impartial judge and Innes wanting to bring Eirika along as his impartial judge. Given that Innes and Eirika can end up together and Ephraim and L'Arachel can end up together, one has to wonder if they are trying to make each other jealous or if this somehow ended up as an orgy.
* Dozla and Garcia ramping up their common BoisterousBruiser while trying to diversify into other classes. And the results are described in their A support...
-->'''Garcia:''' That did not go as well as I had hoped.\\
'''Dozla:''' Well, that's not entirely true, is it.\\
'''Garcia:''' It would have helped if you hadn't whacked me in the head with the staff.\\
'''Dozla:''' I didn't mean to hit you! You just got in the way when I was...conjuring.\\
'''Garcia:''' I still have a lump on my head.\\
'''Dozla:''' I feel badly about it, all right? Besides, I think you're forgetting that I also healed you with that staff!\\
'''Garcia:''' No, you didn't! You burned my beard clear off!\\
'''Dozla:''' Oh, yes. That's right. I'm sorry.
** [[FridgeLogic Staves are only for support, not for attacking]]. So [[EpicFail how he managed to burn Garcia with it is beyond comprehension.]]
*** He misfired a Torch staff?
** Dozla then mentions that he grew Garcia's beard back. So wait... There's magic that speeds up beard growth? And Dozla, king of the awesome beard, managed to cast THAT with no problem? So many questions...
* Having Ross promote to a fighter or a pirate will solicit a couple of giggles. The kid pulls out pounds of muscle from the fucking ether, and the change between his journeyman class and both of his promotions is something you'd expect from Franchise/{{Pokemon}}.
** The other trainees' promotions can be hilarious, too. Try promoting [[CuteBruiser Amelia]] into a knight, and then [[MightyGlacier a general]]. She'll then be going around the battlefield in armor that looks like it's 3x her size.
*** "Armored Knight" ''is'' her class in ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes'', and she uses Axes at that, which is something she can only do in her own game ''as a General'' (or Great Knight). Her axe is also attached to a chain, which is also a reference to the GBA games' General sprites (and ''only'' the fully-promoted General), and yes, her armor ''is'' that ridiculously big compared to her body.
** Then, have Ewan become a Shaman or either of its promotions. It's funny just for how ''[[{{Narm}} completely unfitting]]'' his bright color palette is for the classes, though the Druid sprite is also easily the largest magic-wielding sprite and looks to be about twice the size of his Pupil sprite.
* Ephraim's B Support with Tana. Tana tried to make Ephraim remember about how they first met... but unfortunately for her, her brother had spent that entire day (her ''birthday'' no less) dragging Ephraim around and challenging him to duels, resulting in her getting absolutely furious that Ephraim can't remember what she was wearing or what her hair was like.
* On Ephraim's route, having Joshua fight Caellach has them talk about their time as mercenaries and is somewhat less emotionally charged than on Eirika's route. If you have Colm as a Rogue or Rennac steal the Hoplon guard from him and then attack him with Joshua, you can one-shot him with a critical hit, right after he claimed that he was way out of Joshua's league.
* Joshua getting utterly confused and frustrated during his supports with L'Arachel, as he cheats and cheats and cheats and yet ''somehow she still wins''.
** L'Arachel finds herself enjoying the gambling with Joshua so much that she comes up with the idea of building a gambling hall in Rausten. And this is the same woman that spent the previous two supports with Joshua [[HypocriticalHumor preaching about the immorality of gambling]].
* L'Arachel learns Rennac [[HiddenDepths has small renown as a great dancer]]. Naturally, L'Arachel feels like putting that to the test... ''in the middle of the battlefield''.
** Rennac being stuck with L'Arachel is pretty hilarious. It might actuary be funnier that he doesn't end up paired with her, because no matter what happens, his ending has him being stuck with her, but not trying to get away all that hard.
* ''Ephraim and L'Arachel each returned home after the war, but L'Arachel visited Renais often. Over time, the two were wed. Their marriage threw Rausten into turmoil, but L'Arachel's self-centeredness carried the day.''
* ''L'Arachel was, in time, made queen of Rausten, with Dozla at her side, as always. [[GentleGiant Later, Dozla wept like a baby when L'Arachel was wed.]] [[NeverLiveItDown His emotional outburst is remembered as much as, if not more than, the ceremony itself.]]''
* Everything about Lute's interactions with Vanessa, starting with Lute fangirling over Titania, Vanessa's pegasus, then asking Vanessa if she could use Titania for magic training against high-resistance creatures and finally coming to a high point when Vanessa jokingly says that "The wings of a thousand pegasi are an incredibly potent aphrodisiac"...cue [[CovertPervert Lute]] actually trying to steal Titania's wings.
* Colm tries to be an information broker for Kyle. Keyword being "tries".
* Ephraim becomes TheDreaded for the Grado soldiers, and pretty much anyone else siding with Grado for that matter. Amelia believes Ephraim mistreats women and Rennac believes Ephraim is a ruthless noble, resulting in this gem should Ephraim hire him:
-->'''Rennac:''' You...aren't going to stab me once I take your money, are you? Once the fighting is all done, you won't burn me at the stake or anything?\\
'''Ephraim:''' ... What rumors are these people spreading about me?
** Recruiting Amelia in Ephraim's route is funny on its own, after hearing what people say about him Ephraim's first line sounds like he's so ''done'' with the stupid rumors his enemies spread about him.
--->'''Amelia:''' You lie! You're a liar! Everyone knows about Prince Ephraim of Renais. He's a beast who attacks any woman he sees...
--->'''Ephraim:''' ..... Right, this has gone far enough.
* Dozla's triumphant shout when brought to the final battle is "Gwah ha ha! Same goes for me!" Obviously, this line is intended to come after L'Arachel's line (as per his character) but because of the dynamic way in which the lines are ordered, ''this isn't a guarantee''. Dozla might say this in response to ''any character'', including characters like Lute ("Is that the Demon King? I've read all about him.") or Tethys ("Don't tense up! You'll fight better if you're relaxed!").
* When Ross gives Amelia a necklace he'd bought awhile ago from a street beggar despite [[MissingMom not having anyone in his life to give it to]], her upbringing in poverty has her unwilling to accept something so precious to him. His response to this to say:
-->'''Ross:''' I see. Please just take it and enjoy it.\\
'''Amelia:''' Really? I can have it?\\
'''Ross:''' Of course! Besides, I've always looked better in earrings than necklaces. Just kidding!
** And he's just a minor character shipping with a minor character.
* [[CloudCuckoolander L'Arachel.]] PERIOD.
** She and her two retainers are like a comedy troupe in of themselves, with Dozla being the excitable YesMan and Rennac playing the exasperated OnlySaneMan.
-->'''Dozla:''' Come on, Rennac! We run 'til we drop! The first one to collapse from exhaustion is the winner!
-->'''Rennac:''' Help... Why is this happening to me?
* As in the heartwarming page, Innes' support conversations with Eirika are hilarious as they end with Innes deciding that he must ''challenge Ephraim to a duel to win Eirika's heart away from her own brother''. Mind you, Eirika and Ephraim's relationship is implied to be closer than natural, but they stop just short of having an actual incestuous relationship, so the fact that Innes feels the need to fight the man for Eirika's heart is just plain ridiculous. Furthermore, it sounds like it's an excuse just to challenge Ephraim to yet another competition which is alluded to in...
** Ephraim and Tana's support conversations where Tana mentions when Ephraim came to her birthday party once (and it's implied that's when she fell in love with Ephraim), but all Ephraim can really remember of that party is Innes constantly challenging him to competitions. Tana gets super annoyed with him, but eventually this whole thing leads to Ephraim's love confession to Tana. And this can lead to...
** [[TheComicallySerious Innes]] challenges Ephraim to a duel for Eirika's heart and the match ends up being a tie. Eirika, thinking this is all foolish bravado (being willing to marry him without the duel), declares her love for Innes and they marry. Shortly, thereafter, Ephraim proposes to Tana which causes [[HypocriticalHumor Innes to throw]] [[BigBrotherInstinct a bitch fit.]] One can imagine everyone doing a round robin of smacking Innes over the head. Innes may be a genius and a great fighter, but he has a few years left before he's wise.
* One of Neimi's supports with Gilliam has a typo where she says that she scared Cormag by staring too intensely. Obviously she was supposed to say Colm (who's name in the Japanese version is 'Corma'), but it's hilarious to think of Cormag of all people being afraid of Neimi.
** FridgeBrilliance kicks in if you look at it from gameplay perspective: Cormag is a flying unit, which are vulnerable to arrows, and Neimi is an archer. So he ''would'' have reasons to be afraid of her if they were enemies.