* "Help Eliwood? Sounds like a convenient excuse for more violence."
* Upon Florina's doubts of becoming a pegasus knight, Sain steps in to convince her that she should continue, since Lyn's group with the inclusion of Wil is basically a freelance mercenary group that she needs to train with. Cue Wil being confused about what Sain said.
-->'''Wil:''' Wait, did you just include me?
* Admittedly, even the tactician gets a few good ones to certain characters.
-->'''Serra:''' What I'm getting at is... I'm thinking of healing [Erk] for free. I know, I'm generous to a fault... Hm? Why are you giving me that look?
* Chapter 6 of Lyn's story has an interesting one. Rath berates you if you don't move him to the trigger after Matthew unlocks the door.
-->'''Rath:''' Do you see a trigger there? I didn't think so.
* Deciding whether to take Nils and Ninian into Lyndis's Legion:
-->'''Lyn:''' What do you think, Kent?
-->'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with us.
-->'''Lyn:''' And what do you think, Sain? ...wait, never mind.
* When the resident LargeHam Wallace urges you to use his crest.
-->'''Wallace:''' A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU! MY DEFENSE IS IMPENETRABLE!! '''[[UpToEleven COME, BREAK YOUR WEAPONS AGAINST ME!!!]]'''
* Among the credits for Lyn's story, [[HandsomeLech Sain]], [[DoesNotLikeMen Florina]], [[WellExcuseMePrincess Serra]], and [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]] are probably the most notable for potential humor.
* Speaking of [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]], his tendency of getting lost can become even funnier in hindsight no matter which version of Four Fanged Offense you get. If you get Lloyd's map (in which Wallace returns), Wallace's ending will talk about how he got so lost he somehow ended up in [[GrimUpNorth Ilia]]. In Linus's map, Wallace ''doesn't even show up'' and is [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse never referenced again]], so the last thing he does in the game is get lost either way.
* Hector's comments about Matthew.
-->''Man, why do I get stuck with all the lame henchmen?''
** Also, his comments about Matthew and Serra in Chapter 12, along with them each insisting he was talking about the other one.
* Hector and Eliwood's C Support, displaying EveryoneHatesMathematics.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Well, I'm in the right. You're wrong.
-->'''Hector:''' And what makes you say that?
-->'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?
-->'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
** Eliwood sort of gets him back in his B Support.
* Hector teasing Eliwood about his potential crush on Lyn in the first side quest.
** Then later, blundering around when confronting Merlinus.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Hector, your manners are terrible.
* Erk and Serra's reunion. Erk isn't so happy about it, while Serra flips what he says around.
-->'''Erk:''' Oh, Serra... you're the last person I wanted to see.
-->'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me again!
-->'''Erk:''' ...
* In Chapter 15, you have the option of bringing certain characters to talk to Lyn on the battlefield. Some highlights include Matthew blowing his cover, again, and Hector running off to fight and prompting Lyn to call him back.
* Serra and Lucius' supports.
** C Support, [[spoiler:Serra gets bitchy at Lucius because she thinks he's a girl. Lucius confesses to Serra that he's a monk therefore a guy.]] Priceless.
** B Support, [[spoiler:she has a full blown crush over him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
* Guy and Matthew's C Support. It consists of Matthew [[WorkOffTheDebt dragging out the favor]] as long as he can. Guy isn't amused.
** In a later support, Matthew [[CombatPragmatist sneaks into Guy's tent]] to ambush him in his sleep after Guy challenges him to a duel.
* Chapter 17: after pulling up the Dory, we find that it's Ninian in the ship. Dart, not knowing how to help her out, asks for Lyn's help. In the most awkward way possible. Hector doesn't miss the chance for a comment.
* Fargus calling Dart an idiot before he joins. Then, Dart later calls Fargus's crew a "suicide squad," possibly in part to get back at him.
* Hector and Lyn's argument in the Chapter 18 sidequest. The argument? Figuring out who's making more noise; Hector's armor or Lyn's yelling.
* Hector, the red oni to many characters in the team, being nice at any point in time.
** An example? Giving Nils a piggy back ride! [[http://fireemblemblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/14_lyn_hector_nils.png It's also heartwarming too!]]
* Chapter 20, we have Hector ''worrying'' about what Lord Uther will say to him when he finds out he's traveling with Eliwood and Lyn. Cue some rather funny MoodWhiplash when Eliwood (who had earlier been [[spoiler:mourning over his father]]) suddenly starts teasing Hector about it.
* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle.]] Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
* Eliwood's confusion when trying to talk to Hawkeye and [[spoiler:Lord Pent]].
* Chapter 22, if Hawkeye makes a trip to the house, he'll have a special conversation with a girl named Fae. She'll go on to criticize Hawkeye for always responding with his trademark {{catchphrase}}. What happens next?
--> '''Hawkeye:''' Is that- ...sorry.
* After reaching [[spoiler:Dread Isle]], the fortune teller starts getting cranky for dragging her to scary places starting at Chapter 17. At one point, she [[spoiler:[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere upright quits]] to let Nils take over her job.]]
* Priscilla and Heath's supports.
** C Support, Heath introduces himself and his wyvern Hyperion, who seems to be feeling unwell. Consulting Priscilla, she admits to overhearing Merlinus complain about something raiding their supplies...
--> '''Heath:''' ...I don't suppose we could keep this between us?