* Cecil's reaction to the dancer transforming into a burly man.
** There's also the EasterEgg regarding what's obviously an ''adult magazine'' found in the Dwarves' Castle. "Using" it prompts Cecil's overworld sprite to look in the four directions (akin to someone trying to hide something) before saying: "That's what I call a piece of literature!"
* Also, Palom and Porom's antics.
** Special mention goes to Palom commenting on Baigan trying to win Cecil's trust.
--> '''Palom:''' I think [[Creator/WilliamShatner William Shatner]] is more convincing than you.
* Waking Yang up [[spoiler:from his coma]] is a great laugh in itself.
--> '''Cecil:''' My friend, I ask for your forgiveness...
--> ''*CLANK*''
* Before that, we have Cecil's thoughts during the Sylph Cave.
--> '''Cecil:''' Of course! With this we can... cook something?
* Who could forget the immortal {{Woolseyism}} from Tellah?
--> '''Tellah:''' You spoony bard!
* Dr. Lugae's battle.
--> '''Dr. Lugae''': WhatDoesThisButtonDo
--> ''*Self Destruct*''
* From the pub in Troia comes this:
--> "Stellaaa! You're so beautiful! ...What!? ... You're (Cecil) a man...!?"
* Cid has some real gems, most don't come through on American SNES.
--> From the [=J2E=] translation:
--> "I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!"
--> When he is arguing with Edge and Rydia tells Edge to shut up.
--> '''Cid:''' Has he been up your butt, Rydia?
--> '''Rydia:''' No, but he's been scratching ''his''.
--> '''Edge:''' Shut up!
* After [[spoiler: the party defeats BigBad Zeromus]]:
-->'''Rydia:''' It's hard to believe Zemus didn't use ''you'' instead!
-->'''Edge:''' Don't worry, goodness is my middle name.
** The [=J2E=] translation is even better:
-->'''Rydia:''' "Bastion of Virtue?" What the hell are you talking about? It's a miracle ''you'' weren't the one who was possessed by Zemus!
* After Cecil tells Rosa and Rydia to [[StayInTheKitchen stay home]], Edge makes a pretty condescending remark to Rydia. In the [=J2E=] version, she pretty much says she'd castrate anyone who spoke that way to her!
* In the DS version, teaching [[BadassDecay Kain ''Cry'']].
* Cecil getting shrunk and turned into a toad or a pig by various Mysidian mages. Really, any time those attacks hit an enemy in battle tend to be hilarious.
* Edge's thoughts after Rydia [[spoiler: learns to summon Bahamut]]:
-->'''Edge:''' Oh, man...Now I really better not make Rydia mad!
* Kain's thoughts after encountering and defeating the first trap door monster in the DS version:
-->'''Kain:''' Please tell me not all of the doors are like that.
** [[ScrappyLevel Almost all of them are.]]
* After exposing the [[spoiler:Fake King]] plot, Paladin Cecil can join in a dance with Baron's Dancing Girl. And in the DS version, it's absolutely hilarious; armor-clad, gallant, {{Bishounen}} Cecil copies ''all'' of the girl's movements; from the hops to the waves, to the ''hip thrusts''. It tops even the Dancing Girl Surprise in Fabul.

* Golbez in the original Japanese is quite the [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan snarker]]
--> (during the first confrontation in Fabul) "Perfect settings for an introduction, don't you think? Well, perfect for me, anyway. You're all sprawled out on the ground and I'm about to take the crystal
--> In King Jiott's Crystal Room" "How could you possibly have known that I love having meteors dropped on my head?"
--> "Before I unmercifully and painfully slaughter you, wouldn't you love to know why I'm gathering the crystals?"


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