* Doctor Rossi singing about Carole and her new partner to the tune of Good King Wenceslas.
* Dougie knocking Peter out, which causes the latter to fall face-first into his crotch. It actually made Bruce do a SpitTake.
-->'''Dougie''': [[YouMakeMeSick You disgust me]]. Get your face off my [[SuddenlyShouting COCK!]] GET! OFF! ME, YA FUCKIN' COCKSUCKER!
** Another funny moment with Dougie is when he drunkenly walks into the police station mumbling "Fuckin' bitch had left me on Christmas FUCKING day!" before performing a HeadDesk.
* The introduction of Gus Bain. “I’VE GOT A NEW TOOTHBRUSH, MISS!”
* Bruce's {{Imagine Spot}}s of his colleagues from the beginning of the film. Gillman is goosestepping in front of a police lineup, Inglis is a {{Leatherman}}, Bain is a clueless schoolboy, Lennox buries his face in a mountain of cocaine, Drummond has a line of cops queuing up to have sex with her, and Toal is seen writing his script up on an old typewriter.
* The boy with the yellow balloon FlippingTheBird at Bruce, prompting Bruce to take his balloon off him, [[EvilIsPetty let it go and flip the boy of with both hands]].
* While the scene preceding it isn't funny, Bruce trying to cheer himself up through masturbation and dirty-calling Bunty is morbidly hilarious. According to Creator/JamesMcAvoy, that was his favourite scene to do.
* Bruce's one clean pair of trousers getting ruined by an......overamourous dog.
* In the book, Bruce talking about a refurbished pub. “No cunt went. Still no cunt goes.”