'''General'''
* Pretty much everything Siegfried And Roy do.
-->"I am going to travel forward in time and scowl at you! ({{Beat}}, scowls) I have arrived!"
* [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Sierra's backpack]], which features a design of an unamused monkey with the word "What?" underneath.
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'''Pilot'''
* Sierra's introduction. "Jenna's stuck-up older sister is in heat and we're gonna watch her [[SlutShaming 'lower her standards.']]"
** Larry's response? "You know how we told you you could tell us anything? [[TooMuchInformation We're done with that?]]"
* Sarmoti both subverting and playing PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy straight by being an African lion who does the African pride fist whenever he proudly says "Africa" while otherwise sounding and acting like an AlterKocker. One wonders if Carl Reiner was deliberately miscast just for that joke.
* "Kate, I'm sorry but your father an I broke up. I don't love him any more." Why is this line funny? Because ''Larry'' is the one saying it!
* The lions' complete lack of interest (chit-chatting, reading magazines) while watching the magic show off-stage. Larry's [[DeadpanSnarker completely deadpan]] "Oh my god, they're gonna die. Siegfried ''and'' Roy are gonna die." could give [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka]] a run for his money.
* Siegfried calling Dick Cheney "vice principal" of the United States.
* Hunter pokes his head outside after hearing his parents argue. Larry says "C'mere" and it looks like they're going to have a tender moment. Then it turns out Larry just wanted to eat some of the popcorn that was in Hunter's cone (Siera had been using it as a popcorn bowl while they were watching a movie).
** And the setup before that where he and Sierra are watching a knockoff-brand version of ''Disney/TheLionKing''.
--> '''Hunter''': (''his cone being used as a makeshift popcorn bowl, obscuring his view of the screen'') What's happening now??
--> '''Sierra''': (''annoyed'') Oh, Simba was sad and then Darth Vader said some made up African crap.
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'''"What's Black, White, and Depressed All Over?"'''
* Foo Lin's cat Mr. Right at one point is seen mouthing the words "Help me".
* Nelson tries to pick a fight with Larry, but Larry doesn't take him seriously and finds him adorable instead.
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'''"Larry's Debut and Sweet Darryl Hannah, Too"'''
* Siegfried makes Roy pay a swear jar for saying the word "titty", when all he did was talk about Queen Nefertiti.
* While Siegfried and Roy are demonstrating their new trick.
--> '''Roy''': ...and Larry ''(clap clap)'' drops into the secret compartment!\\
''(Cymbal sting. Nothing)''\\
'''Roy''': (Nervously) Er, Larry ''(clap clap)'' drops into the secret compartment!\\
''(Cymbal sting. Still nothing)''\\
'''Roy''': (Aside to Siegfried) Why is not Larry ''([[RuleOfThree clap clap]])'' dropping into the secret compartment?\\
''([[RuleOfThree Cymbal sting]])''
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'''And The Revolution Continues'''
* Larry tries to bond with Sierra by showing her videos of her with her as a baby with [[Music/{{Kansas}} "Carry On, My Wayward Son"]] dubbed in. She shuts it off and walks out. Larry stands there glumly, slowly turn the tape back on... and continues to air-guitar to the song.
--> '''Larry''': Look how cute you were!\\
'''Sierra''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, dad. All lion babies are cute.]] Nature does that so [[BlackComedy lion daddies won't eat them]].
* Larry telling Sierra that their dinner with Siegfried and Roy is "for grown ups" (which is why Hunter isn't going).
-->'''Sierra''': Grownups? Last time, Siegfried and Roy [[NoodleIncident dressed up like leprechauns]]!\\
'''Larry''': (''considers this for a second, then realizes that he has no argument'') Yes they did.
* Kate thinking that Sierra wants to save Emerson so she can keep him as a pet (when in fact he appeals to her rebellious nature).
--> '''Kate''': Honey, you cannot have another pet. It'll be just like the cocker spaniel where I got stuck walking him and cleaning up after him.\\
'''Larry''': [[BlackComedy He was tasty though]]!\\
'''Sierra''': (Suspiciously) I thought you sent him to a farm.\\
'''Larry''': (Awkwardly) [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Yeah, I did]].
** Later, when Emerson is getting on his nerves, Larry [[BrickJoke threatens to take him to a farm]].
* Sarmoti is asked to bond with Hunter, so he takes him along on his date. HilarityEnsues.
** First, he tells Hunter to play darts while he's talking to his lady friend. Moments later, he looks over and the darts are in his nose a'la [[Film/AnimalHouse Bluto]].
** Sarmoti tells Hunter that "sweet piece of tail" means "a funny nice person." Later, he tells a joke in front of the family and Hunter laughs [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes "Grandpa, you're a sweet piece of tail!"]]
** "If you see me talking to a lady, you don't know me." Later, when he tells his date that he's raising Hunter by himself, Sarmoti tries to call him over. "I do not know you, sir!"
-->"He's, um... he's dumb."
* Upon her arrival, Music/BarbraStreisand requests that a chair be brought to her room, a lamp she sees in the hallway to take home and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers an Oscar for directing]] ''Film/ThePrinceOfTides''.
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'''"Catnip and Trust"'''
* ''The very first joke!'' Larry and Kate are at a function for a school for gifted children, listening to the students perform a soggy folk song. Kate is quietly crying. Pan over to Larry looking bored as hell and snoring ''with his eyes open!''
* This exchange, which appeared in most of the commercials.
-->'''Sierra''': You are the worst parents ever!
-->'''Larry''': No, we are not. My parents were!
* When Kate asks him about it, Larry denies ever doing catnip, only for his friend Snack to come over and confirm otherwise.
* Hunter tells his parents that Sierra made him pretend to be her (hiding under the covers) by threatening to kill Santa. Larry reassures him by telling him [[ComicallyMissingThePoint there is no Santa]].
* Sierra finally tells her parents that, while she's not on drugs, she does have an older boyfriend (with a kid) whom she snuck out to see after their argument earlier in the episode. Larry stares at her for a second, then asks that they go back to her possibly being on drugs.
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'''Donkey'''
* At the end, Larry ends up telling another CelebrityLie by claiming to be friends with Justin Timberlake. Once Hunter's class expresses their excitement at the news, Larry [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs for it]].
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'''Possession'''
* The opening ShoutOut to ''Film/{{Spiderman}}'', with Larry hiding on the ceiling just because he doesn't want to go to the tigers' party.
* Larry: "We do fun stuff together all the time! [[IncrediblyLameFun We sleep in the same bed fourteen hours a night]]!" Kate:"[[NotHelpingYourCase I only sleep]] ''[[NotHelpingYourCase six]]'' [[NotHelpingYourCase hours a night]]."
* Sarmoti referring to Music/ToriAmos as [[{{Wangst}} "suicidal chick music" and, later, "boo-hoo broad music"]].
* Blake's [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext string quartet of cross-dressing monkeys]].
* Larry stealing the Tigers' TV because he thinks it'll fit Kate's idea of spontaneity, then being genuinely saddened when she tells him spontaneous doesn't mean stupid.
** Which doubles as a CallBack to the first joke of the episode, where Larry runs head-first into a wall as his idea of "spontaneous."
-->'''Larry''': Didn't see that comin', did ya??\\
'''Kate''': That's the problem, Larry: I did.
** And of course, the TV ends up being what rekindles her passion with Larry.
* While entertaining a large crowd of guests, Blake and Victoria spontaneously pontaneously roleplay as a renegade KGB agent and [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative a sexually ambiguous lawyer working at a book store in Delaware]], respectively, and proceed to passionately make out on the floor.
** Later, Larry tries a couple times to woo Kate with his "swarthy foreign handyman" bit and both times she tells him to shut up.
* "[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Hey]] ''[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain girl]]''[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain ! Try not to cry on your boobs!]]"
* The Snout Brothers interrogating Larry, in [[{{Eagleland}} their own way]].
--> '''Brother 1''': Take off your shoes!
--> '''Larry''': I don't wear shoes!
--> '''Brother 1''': Figures!
--> '''Brother 2''': Why don't you just tiptoe barefoot to your gay wedding!
* The [[CrossesTheLineTwice very,]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice very]]'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice dark joke]] about the tiger who was exiled for "something unspeakable," shown playing ping pong sadly by himself.[[note]]If you don't get it, it's implied that he's [[RealitySubtext the tiger who attacked the real Roy Horn on stage]].[[/note]]
-->"Seventeen love!" (Cries) "In your face..."
* While watching their big screen TV, Larry notes that Series/{{Webster}} is so big that he isn't even funny any more.
* Kate, still on a high from their crime, suggests they steal Blake and Victoria's [=TiVo=]. Larry says it's too big a risk, but Kate reminds him that, come 9 PM, he'll have to choose between ''Series/LawAndOrder'' and ''Series/AmericanChopper''. Cue a high-pitched gasp from Larry. Oh no, he likes ''both'' those shows!
** They then don Nixon and Regan masks to steal said [=TiVo=].
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'''One Man's Meat Is Another Man's Girlfriend'''
* While on a diet, Larry starts imagining everything in the house turning into food. Then he looks outside and sees a deer turn into... a deer.
** Said deer turns out to be his and Kate's neighbor.
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'''"Rehabilitation"'''
* Seigfried and Roy leave Larry to recover from his fake injury and tell him that they left him a special get-well message in his house. The second they're gone, he rips off his leg cast and dances around before flopping back on the couch. Only to see a murel on the ceiling of them looking sad, with the caption "Please don't die, Larry."
* Larry demonstrates to Snack that he didn't actually hurt his leg by banging it down on the table repeatedly... then rubs it because that ''did'' actually hurt a little.
* Larry tries to trick Kate into keeping the medicated meatballs (which he's been using to get Sarmoti high and be nicer to him) by saying they'd make nice earrings. He doesn't give it two seconds before realizing the jig is up and he says, with an awkward smile, [[BrutalHonesty "I'm drugging your father."]]
* Samoti's thoughts on ''Film/DivineSecretsOfTheYaYaSisterhood'': when high, it's "feisty southern gals celebrating life." When sober, it's "southern hags having a bitchfest on my pay-per-view."
* "My dad's in such a good mood. [[CrossesTheLineTwice You think he's dying]]?"
* Roy getting gradually more and more sick of Siegfried's puns that he eventually kicks him out of his car.
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'''"The Siegfried and Roy Fantasy Experience Movie"'''
* Pretty much the whole thing. It's arguably what the show might have been like had it aired on a station with more lax censorship.
* Every time Foo Lin makes a misandrist statement and is reprimanded for it by Lily.
* Siegfried and Roy confusing Creator/MartinScorsese for Creator/GeorgeLucas, which receives a BrickJoke when Siegfried later confused Creator/PatrickStewart with Creator/BenKingsley.
* "GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE, [[CrossesTheLineTwice YOU CRAZY LESBIANS!]]"
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