* ''"There was a kangaroo...in my living room."''
* Jen's imaginary driving test/car chase in the kitchen.
* As the family returns home from a HorribleCampingTrip:
-->'''Steven:''' Up to your rooms, now.\\
'''Alex:''' Uh, Dad, I think I'm a little old to be sent to my room.\\
'''Steven:''' You're also too old to be whining in the car the whole way back.\\
'''Alex:''' [whining] I wasn't ''whining''...
* The over-the-top presentation Alex designs for Jennifer about how a bill becomes a law, filled with {{Eagleland}} PatrioticFervor--he has her dress as the Statue of Liberty and end with a huge RousingSpeech and ''[[UpToEleven fireworks]]'', with the result that the teacher applauds and ends up in tears. The kicker, however, is that he had been pretending to be a dumb jock...so that when Jennifer finally threw a fit and quit over Alex's StageMom antics in "directing" her, he suddenly drops the facade and tries to fill in to give the presentation, ending with a very sheepish slip back into "dumbness", claiming he was only saying [[OrSoIHeard "what he'd heard his sister say"]].
* When Steven walks in on Nick with a pair of flowers, doing an impromptu song asking Mallory to marry him.
* One episode starts with Elise showing Andrew pictures of his family and asking who they are. He correctly identifies the first two. Then we get to the third.
-->'''Elise:''' Who is this?
-->'''Andrew:''' Alex.
-->'''Elise:''' Who is Alex?
-->'''Andrew:''' Alex is king!
* "Remembrances of Things Past", with a bit of MoodWhiplash.
-->'''Steven:''' ''(after an argument with his dad)'' Do you know what I wish, Robbie? That he wasn't my dad. ''(sees his dad listening in)'' I'm sorry dad, I didn't mean it!\\
''(his dad walks away)''\\
'''Robbie:''' [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice going!]]\\
'''Steven:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Oh, what did I say? What did I say?]]\\
'''Robbie:''' You said you wished he wasn't our father!\\
'''Steven:''' I know what I said!\\
''(Sits on the chair his dad was sitting on. He hears something break. Pulls out a broken pipe.)''\\
'''Steven:''' Oh no! What did I do? What did I do!\\
'''Robbie:''' [[CaptainObvious You broke his pipe!]]\\
'''Steven:''' I know what I did!
* Alex's attempt to impress Ellen by doing an interpretive dance...of the stock market crash of 1929. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4a3KdIQiY It's just as ridiculous as it sounds.]]
** And the piece that the piano player chooses to accompany Alex is the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoHECVnQC7A William Tell Overture]]. Alex's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe face]] when he first hears it is priceless.