* The TakeThat at Seth Green during "It's a Trap":
--> '''Carter/Emperor''': (...) Seth Green gets under my skin.\\
'''Carter/Emperor''': Yeah. Boy, that guy rubs me the wrong way. I mean, has he ever made anything successful? ''Greg the Bunny'', ''Four Kings'', and that godawful puppet show. It's on, like, channel 100 or something.\\
'''Chris/Luke''': Well, I think he's had some successes. ''Buffy the Vampire Slayer'' was successful.\\
'''Carter/Emperor''': It was ''not'' popular. Entertainment Weekly said it was popular, but it wasn't. Hardly anybody watched that show.\\
'''Stewie/Vader''': Yeah, I never caught it.\\
'''Chris/Luke''': Well, he's been in some big movies. The ''Austin Powers'' movies grossed, like, a billion dollars.\\
'''Carter/Emperor''': What, because of Seth Green? Do you ever hear anyone say, "Hey, lets go see that new Austin Powers, Seth's Green's in it"?\\
'''Chris/Luke''': You're not getting to me, man. You're talking about an actor who I happen to enjoy.\\
'''Carter/Emperor''': Well, I certainly enjoyed him in ''Entourage'', 'cause in that show he was playing himself, an ''asshole''.
** Then later:
--> '''Stewie/Vader''': Give yourself to the dark side, Luke.\\
'''Chris/Luke''': I will not fight you.\\
'''Stewie/Vader''': Well, all right. I guess that's no problem. I can always get Seth Green to fight me. He'll do ''anything'' for money. I mean, did you see ''Sex Drive''? Oh, of course you didn't. You're a ''person''. Of course, I guess it did respectable foreign numbers. Asians really liked it. And you gotta hand it to Seth Green. I mean, he works hard, you know? I mean, the work is much harder when you know the project is no good. Still, all those small paychecks must add up. I wonder if his fan base knows how Jewish he ''really'' is.
* "Don't get penisy!"
* From "It's a Trap", after Chris/Luke sees Lois/Leia in her slave outfit:
--> '''Lois/Leia''': I didn't get raped, okay?\\
'''Lois/Leia''': (angrily) OKAY?!\\