* The TakeThat at Seth Green during "It's a Trap":
--> '''Carter/Emperor''': (...) Seth Green gets under my skin.\\
'''Carter/Emperor''': Yeah. Boy, that guy rubs me the wrong way. I mean, has he ever made anything successful? ''Greg the Bunny'', ''Four Kings'', and that godawful puppet show. It's on, like, channel 100 or something.\\
'''Chris/Luke''': Well, I think he's had some successes. ''Buffy the Vampire Slayer'' was successful.\\
'''Carter/Emperor''': It was ''not'' popular. Entertainment Weekly said it was popular, but it wasn't. Hardly anybody watched that show.\\
'''Stewie/Vader''': Yeah, I never caught it.\\
'''Chris/Luke''': Well, he's been in some big movies. The ''Austin Powers'' movies grossed, like, a billion dollars.\\
'''Carter/Emperor''': What, because of Seth Green? Do you ever hear anyone say, "Hey, lets go see that new Austin Powers, Seth's Green's in it"?\\
'''Chris/Luke''': You're not getting to me, man. You're talking about an actor who I happen to enjoy.\\
'''Carter/Emperor''': Well, I certainly enjoyed him in ''Entourage'', 'cause in that show he was playing himself, an ''asshole''.
** Then later:
--> '''Stewie/Vader''': Give yourself to the dark side, Luke.\\
'''Chris/Luke''': I will not fight you.\\
'''Stewie/Vader''': Well, all right. I guess that's no problem. I can always get Seth Green to fight me. He'll do ''anything'' for money. I mean, did you see ''Sex Drive''? Oh, of course you didn't. You're a ''person''. Of course, I guess it did respectable foreign numbers. Asians really liked it. And you gotta hand it to Seth Green. I mean, he works hard, you know? I mean, the work is much harder when you know the project is no good. Still, all those small paychecks must add up. I wonder if his fan base knows how Jewish he ''really'' is.
* "Don't get penisy!"
** Peter/Han singing along with the background music, "TIE Fighter Attack", with no explanation other than [[RuleOfFunny it's funny]].
** "Why do they call them TIE fighters?" "No idea!" [cut to the inside of a TIE Fighter where a ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Thai]]'' man is piloting the ship and screaming in his native language]
** "They're coming in too fast!" "Nickel for every time I've had that problem...keep shootin', Luke!"
* From "It's a Trap", after Chris/Luke sees Lois/Leia in her slave outfit:
--> '''Lois/Leia''': I didn't get raped, okay?\\
'''Lois/Leia''': (angrily) OKAY?!\\
* Stewie/Vader tells Chris/Luke to remove his mask...and he ends up ''twisting his head and killing him!'' At the end, he appears as a Force ghost...''still with his head twisted!''
* The reference to ''Film/NationalLampoonsVacation'':
--> '''Ellen''': Clark, I don't like the look of this neighborhood.\\
'''Clark''': Come on, Ellen, it's important for the kids to witness the plight of the Rebellion. Kids, you noticing all this plight?\\
''(an X-Wing shoots near their car)''\\
'''Clark''': Roll 'em up. ''(everyone rolls up their windows)''