!! The TV series

* Amy pulls a screwdriver out of her bra
--> '''Shane:''' Has that been in there the whole time?
--> '''Amy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I hate carrying a purse.]]
* Farrah's shocked expression when she learns one of the lesbian homecoming queens is her daughter.
* "Why didn't I feel anything when I kissed Oliver? He makes really cool cranes!" The wing flapping is what sells it.
* Shane to Amy: "If they find out you're lying they'll lynch you and not even notice the irony."
* Lauren to Shane: "You go through guys like a chainsaw through puppies!"
* The threesome tutorial.
-->"These are the three Fs for not f***ing up a threesome!"
* '''Farrah:''' If my mother finds out Amy's a lesbian I'll never hear the end of it!\\
'''Bruce:''' Your mother couldn't spot a lesbian at a Melissa Etheridge concert.
* Penelope's reaction to a fight over David Beckham sums up many non-jocks' reactions:
-->'''Penelope:''' Ugh...SPORTS!! ...I can't...
* '''Farrah:''': Just make sure you're protected.\\
'''Amy:''' I...keep a softball bat under my bed.
* "Old people love me, I share their values."
* Everything involving the "dungeon"
** "Who wants to help me arrange these dildos?"
** Tommy's attempted escape cutting off Karma's serenade
* '''Shane:''' I see a lot of cold showers in my future.\\
Cue the lawn sprinklers and an enraged Lauren.
* Shane kissing Karma followed by her being weirded out and him not understanding what's so great about it.
* Lauren on ecstasy.
* "Goodbye butt tape, I'll miss you least of all."
* "AAAAAARE YOU READY TO ROLE-PLAAAAAAY?!?!" ''(silence)'' "You're getting out of class for the day, so [[TitleDrop fake it]]." ''(lukewarm clapping)''
* When Karma and Shane confront Wade:
-->'''Karma and Shane:''' Are you gay or straight?\\
'''Wade:''' I'm bi.\\
''(Karma and Shane exchange a confused glance)''\\
'''Wade:'''.....[[LampshadeHanging Has that not occurred to either of you]]?
* "...And with your help, we'll ''share our STI with the world''!
* "Amy Raudenfeld, stop hurling insults at the Hawaiian people!"