* Just... ''Dark Lord Cheney''.
* Stephen is a literal [[TheLancer 'lancer']].
* "So ''this'' is what a catastrafuck looks like."
* "I always knew Canadians were magical!"
* Kennedy's gravitas, and some famously awkward German, resulting in people actually believing that JFK was a donut.
-->Crowds followed him around for weeks attempting to lick the flavor out of him.
* Tek's narration about his late master, specifically, when he mentions vowing to prove himself to "that tiny, tiny man."
* During his fight with [[spoiler:a [[BrainwashedAndCrazy mind-controlled Stephen]], Jon desperately [[IKnowYouAreInThereSomewhereFight tries to get him back to his senses]]]]. Unfortunately, [[http://www.star-crossedcomic.com/fnr/fnr_7_24.html he brings up the Emmy's]] (spoiler), then [[VerbalBackpedaling hilariously realizes this was a bad decision]]:
--> '''Jon''': Do you remember the Emmy's? You [[spoiler:won last year]]! Of course, I won the year before that, and the year before that... You know what? Forget the Emmy's...
* [[CasualDangerDialogue In the midst of the epic final gamble to save the world, the encouragement Jon and Stephen receive from the rest of the team ranges from thoughtful to hilarious]]. ... Mostly hilarious.
-->''Don't make me come back up there and get you!''
-->''Don't make my wife come back up there and get you!''
-->''If you don't make it, how does the 'Tad Report' sound? Just a thought!''
* Colbert is pretty unfazed by [[spoiler:being a floating, disembodied spirit]].
-->'''Colbert:''' "Okay, looking back, you ''might'' have been right about the [[spoiler:'both of us dying']] thing.
-->'''Colbert:''' "I [[spoiler:float]] corrected."