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* Dally and company commemorate [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Shadow's]] death with a [[FlatWhat viking wedding]].
* At one point the characters go to get cake from a [[FreudianSlip golden shower]]
* ''"HAHAHA" laughed [[ComicBook/XMen mystique]] "YOU WILL NEVER FUCKIN GET TE POWEERS."''
* In a stunning example of MundaneUtility, Harry and Shadow (the baby, not the hedgehog) ride Thestrals through a [=McDonald's=] drive-through in chapter 15. As the DramaticReading by LRMReading points out, it becomes even funnier when one remembers that Thestrals can only be seen by those who have witnessed someone else dying, so unless that's the case for the [=McDonald's=] staff, they would only see Harry and Shadow apparently floating in midair next to the pickup window.
* Just every insane metaphor, and simile they use. For example...
** Ron slapped Hermione like a puppy when he pees on the floor.
** "Dally is popping out babies like the west nile virus."
** ... Dumbledore and Mystique all tied up like hot pockets.
* This passage.
** ''It [[Videogame/DiddyKongRacing Diddy Kong]] work though because [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampz]] [[NoSell don’t get hurt about that,]] so she went, and started slapping him in the [[GroinAttack nuts]] [[ImprobableWeaponUser with]] [[VampiresHateGarlic garlic clovers.]] [[FlatWhat It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.]] [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex That's when she mounted him, in unicorns.]]''
* The fact that Dumbledore apparently [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]] when Dally headbutts him into his phoenix. [[UnexplainedRecovery He's fine later, though.]]
** Draco's reaction makes it even funnier
** ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] WE LOST THEM" exclaimed Draco, "We have to get that basterd fired from Hogywarts"'