* When a bruised and bloodied Jack appears in Bigby's office and tries to report a mugging. Nobody believes him.
-->'''Snow:''' Jack, have you ever heard of the [[CryingWolf boy who cried wolf?]]
-->'''Jack:''' ''(completely serious)'' Sure Snow, he lives in the seventh floor. So what?
-->'''[[FacePalm Snow:]]''' Never mind.
* ''Bag O' Bones'', the first chapter of the ''Storybook Love'' trade, has one of the funniest sex scenes I've ever read: Jack has saved the life of the prissy SouthernBelle "lady of good breeding" Sally Cornwelles, and, [[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist being Jack,]] [[TheCasanova of course asks to sleep with her as a "reward."]] She reluctantly agrees (though she does demand that he at least take a bath first), though it takes only a page for her to turn completely around and [[EvilFeelsGood embrace her new "bad" self:]]
-->'''Sally:''' '''''(from off-screen, as the "camera" moves upstairs and towards her bedroom)''''' Dear God above, this is a filthy thing you're making me do. ''Filthy''! I feel so dirty! Am I dirty, Jack? ''Am I?'' I ''am'' dirty, aren't I, Jack? Call me a dirty girl, Jack! ''Call me a dirty girl!''\\
'''''(Cut to Jack and Sally having sex on Sally's bed; Sally going absolutely wild, pulling Jacks hair, scratching his back and screaming out her pleasure, while Jack, on top of her, looks slightly mortified.)'''''\\
'''Sally:''' ''DO IT!'' Call me a strumpet! A ''whore!'' I'm so ''bad!'' I'm so ''dirty!''\\
'''Jack:''' Jesus God above, Sally! Can't you just shut up for a moment? Long enough to let me finish?
* From ''Legends in Exile'':
-->'''Pinoccio:''' [[NotGrowingUpSucks I'm over three centuries old and I]] ''[[NotGrowingUpSucks still]]'' [[NotGrowingUpSucks haven't gone through puberty.]] I want to grow up, I want my balls to drop, and I want to get '''''laid.'''''
* Ghost "helping" Bigby shovel snow in ''The Good Prince.''
* Bufkin's battle with Baba Yaga and the Djinn is both a CrowningMomentOfAwesome ''and'' a CrowningMomentOfFunny for the blue monkey.
* The cubs discovering Ghost's existence for the first time and Darien points randomly at nothing and says 'Do you poop?! Huh? Do you?'
* After Snow White gave birth to her child, the doctor informed her that there was another one in there. Or two or three, can't be sure yet. The look on her face... 'A litter? I'm having a litter?'
* [[TheJungleBook Mowgli]] comes back to the Farm to talk to Baheera, and mentions wanting to [[DueToTheDead dance on Shere]] [[DefiedTrope Khan's grave]]. Bagheera informs him that [[UpToEleven Baloo had already done a song and dance revue performance for seven nights (plus a Sunday matinee,) on the grave]], and that [[CrossesTheLineTwice Bagheera himself, not being a dancer, had contented himself with pissing all over it.]]
* Most of the "Readers Questions" ministories qualify. Highlights include:
--> Hakim, the assassin of the arabic fables, [[HilarityEnsues trying to keep a normal job]] in Fabletown.
--> The TrainingFromHell the mouse police recruits need to pass. (It's a lie, but those who faint from the idea are kicked out)
--> TheReveal about the Fabletown comics being manufactured by enslaved elves.
--> The story of Prince Charming's first conquest... an enchanted princess who was cursed into being a snail. [[ComedicSociopathy His parents cook her for dinner.]]
--> Clara the Dragon-Raven "catching" the bouquet at Snow White's wedding. Of course, when you can [[GameBreaker fly and breathe fire]]...
* The literals, the anthropomorphic personifications are quite amusing:
** Mystery's face is hidden behind a shroud, Science Fiction and Fantasy are a man in a spacesuit and a green skinned elf (Respectively), Western is a cowboy, Literature is a highbrow looking woman, comedy is a man in mismatching clothes... and most hilarious is the fact that Horror is a little girl.
*** Later on in the crossover, they're engaging in a gunfight with the Fables... Mystery has an old-fashioned pistol, Fantasy is shooting magic bolts, Comedy is firing a pop gun that says "Boom" on the end of a flag.
*** Fantasy also sends a messenger to the Fables... a unicorn. The girls proceed to shoot it.