* "This pot is making you aggressive."
* Kubrick had a real thing for hyper-literal humour. In the otherwise very serious talk with Victor:
-->Bill: Have you seen this?
-->''(gives Victor the obituary notice; he scans over it for a moment, folds it up, then hands it back)''
-->Victor: Yes I have.
* The scene with Mr. Milich (the foreign costume shop owner) is legitimately funny.
* The final lines. The cinematic testament of Kubrick -- one of the most scrutinized artists of all time -- simply states that [[YouNeedToGetLaid people need to get laid more]].
-->'''Alice:''' I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible.
-->'''Bill:''' What's that?