* Music/DavidBowie singing to Andy about his show.
* More so for British viewers, Ross Kemp destroying his hardman image beautifully. "Super. Army. Soldiers."
* Creator/DianaRigg making Creator/DanielRadcliffe squirm, whilst schooling him on the [[GrammarNazi proper way]] to request for the errant condom he flicked at her head.
-->"May I have back my prophylactic, Dame Diana?"
** Then damn near tops himself when Warwick Davis confronts Radcliffe about hitting on his fiance, which prompts Daniel to call for his mum in desperation.
* ''"Men have nobs. Women have fannies. Pop nob in the fanny."''
* Creator/PatrickStewart's screenplay about a man who uses mind control to see women naked. Mostly because he is so serious about it. Although, being Patrick Stewart, he doesn't need mind control to get women to take their clothes off.
-->"I've seen '''everything'''."
* Andy's putdown to Creator/BenStiller after being humiliated for sticking up for a little kid;
-->'''Ben''': And who are you?
-->'''Ben''': Exactly. And who am I?
-->'''Andy''': Either Starsky or Hutch, I can never remember.
-->'''Ben''': Was that supposed to be funny?
-->'''Andy''': You tell me, you were in it.
** And "Make ''Dodgeball 2''"
* Anytime Creator/OrlandoBloom mentions Creator/JohnnyDepp, his passive-aggression gets the better of him.
--> "Willy Wonka? Johnny Wanker!"
* "Were you masturbating when I came in?"
* "(The wife is) Gone! I was living a lie and she knew it. Now, I'm able to enjoy some serious cock guilt-free. Yummy-yummy-yummy-yummy!"
* "Oh fuck off, I'm Creator/CliveOwen."
* The entirety of Andy's first meeting with [[Creator/IanMcKellen Sir Ian]] "Action! WIZARD! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" [[Creator/IanMcKellen McKellen.]]