* DavidBowie singing to Andy about his show.
* Ross Kemp and "Super. Army. Soldiers."
* Diana Rigg making Daniel Radcliffe squirm, whilst schooling him on the [[GrammarNazi proper way]] to request for the errant condom he flicked at her head.
* ''"Men have nobs. Women have fannies. Pop nob in the fanny."''
* Creator/PatrickStewart: "I've seen '''everything'''."
* Andy's putdown to BenStiller after being humiliated for sticking up for a little kid;
** ''"Who am I?"'' '''"S'either ''Starsky'' or ''Hutch'', I can never remember."'''