* The first Christmas comic has Lothar Hex getting a lifetime supply of Jack Daniels. He drinks it ALL in one sitting and is seen hugging Blasphemy while saying that he'll be "The besht king of the woodpeckers ever!"
** Even better is Blasphemy's "'''!''' reaction.
** Also, they were going to get Virus a girlfriend, but "only Jesus can perform miracles".
--> '''Virus''': Goit!
* Eastwood's creepy obsession with his ex-girlfriend, up to and including his IMeantToDoThat dealing with her new daemonologist boyfriend. He actually WAS a demon worshipper but they didnt know that until after Eastwood had him executed.
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2010-11-07/comic/voiding-your-warranty/what-facility/ "... What facility?"]] Schaeffer's expressions scream a thousand different ways to project his {{Angrish}}.
* Also a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}: [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2010-11-14/comic/voiding-your-warranty/switcheroo/ NEVER EVER LEAVE AGAIN!]]
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2007-10-27/comic/black-and-white/timing-is-everything/ The mentioned-on-main-page]] BrickJoke. Though it also qualifies as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2005-02-08/comic/back-to-school/live-demonstrations-are-always-fun/ "Nobody likes a whiner, Timmy."]]
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2004-04-30/comic/non-storyline/randoms/the-lothar-way/ The Lothar way]]!
* "Uhm... [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2005-09-23/comic/facilitating-your-demise/emphatically-denied/ I think that request was denied.]]"
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2010-12-06/comic/non-storyline/randoms/boy-did-you-pick-the-wrong-table/ Dude picked the WRONG TABLE.]]
* The [[IncrediblyObviousBug entire]] [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2007-05-11/comic/black-and-white/video-recording-devices-prohibited/ video]] [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2007-05-25/comic/black-and-white/i-spy/ camera]] debacle, especially the final panel in the latter strip: you can almost FEEL the [[SarcasmMode sarcasm]] oozing from Morth's mouth.
* Holy Tyrus, ''[[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-03-17/comic/the-bookend-of-unimaginable-power/back-in-black-and-white/ that apron]].''
* Dog. [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-06-24/comic/the-bookend-of-unimaginable-power/trickster-god/ Ball]]. That's all.
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-07-15/comic/the-bookend-of-unimaginable-power/silent-takedown/ Silent Takedown.]] Made simpler since the guards were [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy facing the wrong way]] for watching the prisoners.
** Of course, since these are [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder Patterner cultists,]] they're actually MORE likely to be stabbed in the back by their fellow cultists than by the prisoners they are guarding.
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-09-02/comic/the-bookend-of-unimaginable-power/step-four-profit/ Lothar Hex Presents "Extreme Badger Baiting"]]. Bonus points for the comments calling it "[[YourCostumeNeedsWork fake]]".
* The cutaways to vastly more competent Inquisition groups [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-10-02/comic/non-storyline/randoms/technical-difficulties/ like this one]].
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-12-10/comic/drink-the-cool-ade/box-quote/ "All I wanted was me lucky charms... Is that really so much to ask?"]]
* The sheer idiocy of the "Soda Wars" plotline summed up in [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-01-22/comic/drink-the-cool-ade/available-in-new-red-herring-flavour/ one comic]].
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-05-21/comic/non-storyline/randoms/only-you-can-prevent-wildfires/ Wildfire finally manages to put her... skills... to good use.]]
* Virus outsmarts a group of cultists into handing over their copy of the Necrotelenomicon to him by convincing them into just making a copy of the info they need, handing the original to him so they "won't get into trouble", then using an online translation website to decode the text. Anyone who has ever used one of those will tell you how well those [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels tend to work.]] They're fine to translate single words and phrases, but not something you want to use to translate entire works, ''especially'' not something as detail-important as ancient instructions for a demon gateway.
** Originally, they have one of their cult members translating it because he knows Taikan (the setting's equivalent of Japanese). Problem is, he knows ''modern'' Taikan, not ancient Taikan full of demon script.
--> '''Cultist''': I think some of the letters are ''moving!''
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-10-26/comic/non-storyline/randoms/ch-ch-ch-changes/ The Patterner getting sued by Tzeentch and as the result, being legally forbidden to like change.]] [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2014-01-18/comic/non-storyline/randoms/everchosen/ Gets an equally funny call back]] when the two are shown trying to fight each other in a car park, held back by Khorne and his EN equivalent. Again, ''Khorne'' is trying to stop a fight.
** From the same strip: [[spoiler:The Everchosen of the Four getting crushed by Eastwood's ship as he parked it, since he got lost en route to the beach, unknowingly thwarting a massive scheme by the Dark Gods that's taken decades to set up.]]
--> '''The Soulthirster''': [[DullSurprise Huh. Balls.]]
--> '''The Hound''': Start Again? Hey Pat, maybe we should use a girl for a change?
--> '''The Patterner''': I told you, [[CallBack I'm not allowed to like change.]]
* We have reached [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2014-06-16/comic/tangled-web/contact-your-webmistress/ a new record]] for hilarious faces.
-->'''Virus:''' I feel very violated![[labelnote:context]]The Spider-Cultist has just revealed that he used to wet the bed. Until he was ''sixteen''.[[/labelnote]]
-->'''Spider-Daemon:''' The night's still young, handsome- [[CrossesTheLineTwice that]] '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice could]]''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice be arranged]].
** [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2014-08-15/comic/tangled-web/welcome-to-my-parlour/ Aaaaaaand she's arranged it.]]
* Eastwood may be too scared to face the Spider-Daemon, but you won't catch him [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2014-06-29/comic/tangled-web/gotta-go-fast/ running away]].
-->'''Virus:''' Mostly because he's too bloody fast.
** Even the Daemon is surprised.
* [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2014-11-16/comic/tangled-web/consummate-professional/ Eastwood acheives a perfect 100% ratio of hilarious faces to panel appearances.]]
* "Why don't I sit on your lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2015-02-09/comic/tangled-web/mercs-with-mouths/ "Syrus! SYRUS, HELP! I'm in over my head!"]]
** From that same issue, Virus's [[OhCrap reaction]] to finding out [[KnightTemplar Inquisitor Deket]] knows about his "liaison" with the daemon princess, thanks to Lothar and Rogue telling her out of spite. Virus pulls Lothar aside for a moment with an expression that can only be described as a frozen "I'm a dead man walking" smile.