FunnyMoments in VideoGame/ExitFate:
* Those GenreSavvy {{Lampshading}} nameless {{NPC}}s:
--> [[WelcomeToCorneria Don't you hate it when you are talking to someone and you've got absolutely nothing to say?]]
--> Do you always talk to random strangers on the streets? Get a life!
--> You entered our home uninvited, but it's okay since we are such hospitable people.
--> Who the hell are you and why are you talking to me?!
* Speaking of nameless {{NPC}}s, there's a soldier in the tavern of Elysium Castle [[CasanovaWannabe trying to impress a girl]]. When you talk to each of them, this is what they say:
-->'''Soldier:''' I lead about a hundred men. That's right. They all praise me for my excellent leadership and courage. Of course, they're blessed to be in such good company.
-->'''Woman:''' ''Help.''
* One bookshelf in the Hall of Memory. Ancient knowledge, translated and restored... or [[OhWaitThisIsMyGroceryList someone's grocery list]].
-->When you come home today, don't forget to buy some eggs and milk on the way.
* Luther's introductory scene is a ''masterpiece'' of InsaneTrollLogic.
-->'''Luther:''' Everyone knows vampires play organs! That means if you're playing the organ, you are most likely a vampire!
-->'''Daniel:''' I... see.
-->'''Luther:''' Oh, and undead creatures have also been seen roaming around.
-->'''Daniel:''' But the organ music is much more important?
-->'''Luther:''' [[SarcasmBlind I see you understand]].
* While escaping a prison:
-->'''Daniel:''' We'll try and sneak out.
-->'''Ayara:''' Sneak out? You mean break our way out with force, sir?
-->'''Daniel:''' Shh.
* After the fight against Trevor and Sick, Daniel comments on Trevor's {{BFS}}:
-->'''Daniel:''' And what the hell is up with that ridiculous sword, anyway? It's more like a huge slab of iron.
-->'''Sick:''' He's [[CompensatingForSomething compensating]].
* This little snippet of dialogue after getting the [[WarpWhistle Portal Key]]:
-->[[spoiler:'''Jovian''']]: Ah, come on, let's try it! [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong What's the worst thing that could happen]]?
-->'''Angel:''' The end of the world?
-->'''Daniel:''' ...I'll take my chances.
* More of Daniel being [[DeadpanSnarker subtly snarky]], this time when challenged about meeting with an enemy commander in person:
-->'''[[spoiler:Leonius]]:''' You can't do that! What if they capture you?
-->'''Daniel:''' Well, I'll get to meet Rock either way, won't I?
* Recruiting [[spoiler:Ice, formerly of the Caretakers]]. He's ''just'' a bit traumatized after that [[spoiler:dragon]] incident.