* Any scene with the Manchester United soccer hooligans is hilarious.
* Cooper spending the entire film pretending he's still at work, including fielding calls from his boss on his cell phone and blaming the things he isn't doing on a co-worker.
-->'''Scotty''': You didn't tell your boss you were going to Europe. \\
'''Cooper''': They would have stopped paying me. This seemed easier.
* "One...two...three...ha-ha, look at Jamie's penis!"
* The German kid [[CrossingTheLineTwice drawing a Hitler mustache on himself]] and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent goose-stepping back and forth in the background]] while Scott is talking to Mieke's father.
* The robot fight. It must be seen to be believed.
* "Mi scusi!"
* The entire climax at the Vatican. [[spoiler:After sneaking into the papal apartment and fooling around, the public thinks the Pope has died and a new one has been elected immediately. Scotty, still wearing the pallium, stumbles into a gold curtain and onto a balcony, and is presented to Vatican City and the world as the new Pope]]. Cue to the Pope watching on TV and saying to someone with him "what the Hell?"
** When Jaime and Jenny hear about the "new Pope," this exchange as Jenny obviously realizes what's going on.
-->'''Jaime''': We could be witnessing history in the making! \\
'''Jenny''': We could be witnessing an arrest in the making.
* During the credits there plays a series of deleted scenes detailing the group staying at a youth hostel in Amsterdam, as the woman in charge keeps describing it and it gets more horrible by the second.
-->'''Hostel Host''': If there is a fire caused by our faulty wiring, or, the fireworks factory on the second floor, you will be incinerated along with [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext the valuables you have hidden in your anus.]]
* While hitchhiking, after the (sadly deleted) Happy Jus scene:
-->'''Scott''': Let me handle this, I speak better German. Hello! \\
'''Truck Driver''': ''{brightly throughout scene}'' Hello! \\
'''Scott''': [in German] My German is ill, but I can understand on you if the speaking is slowly. \\
'''Truck Driver''': [in German] German! I have been driving for 14 hours straight and I haven't slept in three days and I am wired on schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts. \\
'''Cooper''': What did he say? \\
'''Scott''': He said he's driving, something... \\
'''Scott''': [in German] Do you know where is Berlin? \\
'''Truck Driver''': [in German] Berlin? Yes, I know it well. I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin. \\
'''Scott''': Berlin! \\
'''Truck Driver''': [in German] Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin. \\
'''Scott''': He's going to Berlin. \\
'''Jamie''': Awesome. \\
'''Truck Driver''': [in German] Nowhere near Berlin. \\
'''Scott''': All right, come on, let's go. \\
''[the group get in the back of the truck]''
-->'''Truck Driver''': [to self, in German] I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin.
* The bakery sequence, where Scotty and Jenny have a freak-out over some bad hash brownies. [[spoiler:Except not -- they weren't hash brownies, it was a normal bakery. They're just idiots.]]
-->"Now put your pants back on, white boy!"