* When Joel tries to wake himself up by forcing his eyelids open with his fingers.
-->'''Joel (sarcastically)''': "Oh yeah, this is working like gangbusters."
** [[spoiler: Then it does.]]
* When Joel brings Clementine into a memory from his childhood, allowing Carrey to cut loose some of his screwball nature as he acts like a four-year-old.
-->'''Clementine-as-Mrs. Hamlin''': Joel, I think it's working, look! ''(lifts up her dress)'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext My crotch is still here!]] Just as you'd remembered it!\\
'''Joel-as-Young Joel''': Yuck!
* When Stan honks the horn to alert Mary and Dr. Mierzwiak that Mrs. Mierzwiak is coming. She looks heartbroken, then turns and bitch-slaps Stan: "Thank you, Stan."
* When Joel and Clementine {{MST}} a black and white movie:
-->'''Joel (as people on the screen emerge from behind the two people kissing)''': Look, there's people coming out of your butt.