* When Joel tries to wake himself up by forcing his eyelids open with his fingers.
-->'''Joel (sarcastically)''': "Oh yeah, this is working like gangbusters."
** [[spoiler: Then it does.]]
* When Joel brings Clementine into a memory from his childhood, allowing Carrey to cut loose some of his screwball nature as he acts like a four-year-old.
-->'''Clementine-as-Mrs. Hamlin''': Joel, I think it's working, look! ''(lifts up her dress)'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext My crotch is still here!]] Just as you'd remembered it!\\
'''Joel-as-Young Joel''': Yuck!
* When Stan honks the horn to alert Mary and Dr. Mierzwiak that Mrs. Mierzwiak is coming. She looks heartbroken, then turns and bitch-slaps Stan: "Thank you, Stan."
* When Joel and Clementine {{MST}} a black and white movie:
-->'''Clem''': Can't you see? I love you Antoine!\\
'''Joel''': Hmm, lay one on me. But don't call me Antoine, my name is Wally!\\
'''Clem''': I know, but how could I ever love a man called Wally?! Ah!\\
(People appear behind the actress in the movie)\\
'''Joel''': My God, there's people coming out of your butt!
* One of Joel and Clem's trips on the ice is pretty good and even doubles for heart-warming:
-->'''Clem''': Show me which constellations you know.\\
'''Joel''': I don't... know any.\\
'''Clem''': ({{beat}}) ''Show me which ones you know.''\\
'''Joel''': (beat) Okay, okay. Oh, here's Osidius.\\
'''Clem''': Where?\\
'''Joel''': Right there. See? Sort of a swoop and across. Osidius the Emphatic.\\
'''Clem''': (grinning) You're full of shit. Right?\\
'''Joel''': (grinning) Nope. Osidius is right there: swoop and across.\\
'''Clem''': (laughing) Shut the fuck up!