* An NPC in [=EBF3=] says "[[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits Did you know that monsters that are a higher level than you can evade attacks much better]]? [[ButtMonkey I can't hit those targets over there because they're at a much higher level than me]]."
* In [=EBF3=], the first time a Fire Bit self-destructs on you, Lance comments "It killed itself! That rock had so much to live for!"
* Matt, upon first seeing a [[DemonicSpiders Viking Monolith]] in [=EBF3=], comments, "A giant rock! [[TemptingFate That's not very threatening!]] What's it going to do, [[RocksFallEveryoneDies fall on us?]]"
** He seems to have [[BlatantLies fond memories]] of the [[BossInMookClothing Cosmic Monolith]] in the purchased version of [=EBF4=].
-->'''Anna''': "Oooooh, what's that?"
-->'''Matt''': (with a sickly expression on his face) "[[OhCrap That's trouble over there]]."
* When Lance uses his [[SlapOnTheWristNuke Nuke]] Limit Break, Natalie says, "Gonna not do that? We'll die!!!"
* This quote:
-->'''Matt:''' [''upon landing the final blow on an enemy''] I used my fapping arm for that attack!
* After Natz and Lance see an active volcano and discuss how it may be related to Akron, Matt goes out of his way to say, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint "That volcano's causing global warming!"]]
* The pre-final boss cutscene in the second game also counts.
-->'''Matt:''' Eh, I don´t like the look of this place, and what's with that fancy car over there.
-->'''Valykrie Tank:''' *I am not a car*.
-->'''Lance:''' Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you've seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels.
-->'''Matt:''' Huh, have we met before? So what's your plan now, just trying to kill everything?
-->'''Lance:''' It sickens me to see things the way they are. [[WellIntentionedExtremist Only by destroying everything can the world be rebuilt.]] [[FacePalm G'fahahaha.]]
-->'''Matt:''' [[BuffySpeak I don't like that sort of stuff!!! Gonna have to smash up your tank, bro.]]
* While in the desert at the third game, Natz complains that she'd prefer the snowy terrain than this heat:
-->'''Lance:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Take your top off!]]
-->'''Lance:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Who said that? Wasn't me.]]
* This conversation in the fourth game:
-->'''Anna:''' Hey Natalie: Iíve been meaning to ask you something for a while... [[CannotSpitItOut but itís kind of personal. Maybe.]]
-->'''Natz:''' Uh, what is it...?
-->'''Anna:''' Do your [[GagBoobs huge breasts]] [[FunBagAirBag cushion the impact of enemy attacks]], or are they just for show?!
-->'''Natz:''' [[BigWhat W-WHAT?!?!]] Um, not reallyÖ and itís not like I have a choice. Thatís just the way they are.
-->'''Anna:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Well, what do you eat to get them so big then? Hamburgers?! Chocolate?!]]
-->'''Natz:''' I donít think itís that simple...
-->'''Lance:''' [[CovertPervert I think we should test these theories.]] You know... ForScience. [[CovertPervert Iíll watch and take]] [[LastSecondWordSwap photos- er, notes.]]
-->'''Natz:''' Listen Anna: we donít bring attention to my breasts. Ever. [[DistractedByTheSexy It makes the guys act]] [[IdiotHero more retarded than usual]], and thatís not good. Got it?
-->'''Anna:''' Fiiiine. ([[LesYay I was gonna ask to touch them, but I guess I wonít now...]])
-->'''Matt:''' ([[OnlySaneMan Iím just going to pretend I missed all of that. Yup, thatís what Iíll do.]])
** Yeah, you read that last sentence right: [[IdiotHero MATT]] comes off as the OnlySaneMan at the end here! Really shows how OffTheRails ''this'' conversation went...
** After this conversation, if Natz dies Anna has a small chance to say that [[BrickJoke clearly, they don't help cushion attacks]].
* Then there's Matt and Sparky the engineer both completely misunderstanding how wind-farms work.
-->'''Sparky:''' I work for the department of clean and renewable energy. I have just completed a feasibility study of this area. It is in fact not worthwile to install a wind-farm within this facility, as there is no wind indoors.
-->'''Matt:''' I thought wind-farms created the wind though? That's why there's always a lot of wind near them!
-->'''Matt:''' That's why computers need small windmills to cool them!!
-->'''Sparky:''' You may be onto something. I think you'd make a great engineer someday.
* As previously seen, Matt isn't always the stupid one...
-->'''Lance:''' Hey, Matt...
-->'''Lance:''' Would it be weird if I hit on that green-haired girl, since Natalie already hates my guts?!
-->'''Matt:''' She's way younger than you. It would be awkward. And I think Natalie would hate you less if you stopped staring at her non-stop.
-->'''Lance:''' That's not a fair criticism! I'm very subtle about it. I've got hidden cameras on my clothes, so that I don't even have to look in her direction.
-->'''Matt''' That's what I mean...