* The DeadpanSnarker {{Victory Quote}}s of the XO's are pretty hilarious.
--> (after beating the [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks JSF]] as [[UnitedEurope EFEC]]): "Now I see why Americans don't believe in evolution."
--> (after beating the [[UsefulNotes/RedsWithRockets Spetznaz]] as EFEC): "Big tanks can't win every time."
--> (after beating the EFEC with JSF): "That's what happens when you take siestas."
--> (after beating the JSF with Speztnaz): "The cowboys are in boot hill."
--> (after beating Speztnaz with JSF): "Boris should lay off the vodka."
* Also, [[FourStarBadass Lt. General Scott Mitchell]] of the JSF injects a little humour into his briefings:
--> "There are circus bears with more impressive military records. Plus, ''they'' can ride unicycles."
--> "The Europeans don't like us on their soil... They were always snobs."
--> "If there weren't a war on, he'd be working in a fast food place somewhere. And I don't mean as a manager."
--> "Your opponent today isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. More like a tool, and probably asking for directions to the shed."