* Jericho's reaction after he and Christine get shot at by Marge and her officers while fleeing from Satan. Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger conveys just the right amount of exasperation and shock, and it's hysterical.
-->'''Jericho:''' ''[hiding behind a wall with Christine]'' JESUS, MARGE! WHAT THE FUCK?!
* [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Jericho rejecting Satan]] after the Prince of Darkness offers to bring his family back to life in exchange for Christine.
-->'''Jericho:''' You want to ''fuck'' with me? You think you know bad, huh? You're a fucking CHOIR BOY compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!!!
** Satan's bemused expression is icing on the cake. It's like he can't possibly [[EvilCannotComprehendGood conceive of anyone ever turning him down]] (which makes perfect sense, seeing as ''he's the Devil'').
* Jericho shooting Chicago after he mysteriously turns up alive at his apartment.
-->'''Jericho:''' Stop being such a pussy!\\
'''Chicago:''' You fuckin' shot me!\\
'''Jericho:''' [[OnlyAFleshWound It's just a scratch!]]
* When a [[KnightTemplar Vatican Knight]] declares [[SuicidalOverconfidence he isn't afraid to die]], Jericho simply aims his gun at him and rejoins:
-->'''Jericho:''' Good! 'Cause I'm not afraid to kill you.
* As they're being attacked by Satan on a subway train, Jericho gives Christine a crash course on gun usage. She quickly gets a handle on firearms by getting a lucky shot of a Satanist on the train when Jericho didn't notice him.
-->'''Jericho:''' Only pull the trigger when you're ready--\\
''Christine pulls the trigger; hitting a Satanist to fall out the train''\\
'''Christine:''' Like that?\\
'''Jericho:''' Yeah, like that.

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