* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Contessa leading everyone in prayer for [[strike: Veronica's virtue]] what's left of Veronica's virtue with repetition from Maggot.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW37riCwOAI&feature=related This video,]] including the whole "this is not an accurate representation of what is going on behind the screen" scene and the following (which, with some variants, is a live show staple):
--> '''Emilie''': Tell my beautiful Plague Rats why I had to yell at you today.
--> '''Veronica''': Because I made out with Contessa.
--> '''The Crowd''': *cheers*
--> '''Emilie''': Repulsive. Is that all?
--> '''Veronica''': Nope! I also made out with Aprella.
--> '''The Crowd''': *cheers again*
--> '''Emilie''': Disgusting. Is that all?
--> '''Veronica''': No. Captain Maggots gave me some funny-tasting tea, and I ended up making out with her.
--> '''The Crowd''': *cheers again*
--> '''Emilie''': Maggots? Maggots, can I have some of that funny-tasting tea? My cup's on the harpsichord.
--> '''Maggots''': *pours tea*
--> '''Emilie''': No, I'll take that one, thanks.
--> '''Maggots''': *gives tea to Emilie*
--> '''Emilie''': Get out.
--> '''Maggots''': *runs off*
--> '''Emilie''': So. Let me get this straight. You were making out with Contessa, Aprella, and Captain Maggots, and you knew, all along, that you should have been doing ''what'' with that time?
--> '''Veronica''': Making out with you?
** This:
--> '''Veronica''': You know, Emilie taught me that if you swear, you can still sound ladylike by saying 'Indeed' after it. Let's give it a try! MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS! ...indeed!
** Any time Emilie and Veronica are on stage together it's a potent combination of CMOF, LesYay and FetishFuel.
** The following conversation:
--> '''Emilie''': Aprella once shot a man's eye out from 60 miles away. And that's ''okay'' because...\\
'''Aprella''': [[DeathByWomanScorned HE DESERVED IT]]!
* The Crumpets [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs act out an "erotic" Emilie/Veronica fanfic.]] [[HilarityEnsues Enough said.]]
* "I Know Where You Sleep" is a terrifyingly vitriolic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech...that ends with Emilie [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking insulting the guy's poetry]].