* Early on, Eric Larrson and Mike Havel travel alone. The testosterone-laden Eric starts trying to push Mike. ''Bad idea''.
--> '''Mike:''' ''*dodges Eric's fist and hits him*'' Kill one. ''*stops a kick and pushes Eric down*''' Kill two...
-->[[GilliganCut (Ninety seconds later)]]
-->'''Mike:''' ''*holds Eric against a tree by the throat*'' [[CurbStompBattle Kill six]].
* Tiphaine's chagrin in ''The Given Sacrifice'' when Mathilda informs her that "We will give you good lordship ''whether you want it or not!''" is entirely chuckle-worthy. Seven books after the introduction of "Lady Death," someone ''finally'' manages to outmaneuver her! Guess it helps to have royal authority....