Lots of these.

* Even [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2008-12-12 the banner ad]] is hilarious. "Click or all these girls will cry!" "I won't". "Click or 80% of these girls will cry!"
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-03-19 That's A Whole Lotta Top Secret Documents...]]
-->'''Eliott:''' Hell yeah! Area 51 fact sheets!\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' ''Forget you ever saw that!''\\
'''Tedd:''' No way! Those are ''so'' going online later!
* Classic BrickJoke: [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-03-03 Tedd suggests the Superman:Grace::Clark Kent:Grace-in-glasses metaphor,]] which [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-09-20 Grace uses when going to the school to find female-Elliot.]] Then [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-11-07 Susan turns up.]]
-->'''Susan:''' Explanations later; first introductions. I'm Susan. Who are you?\\
'''Grace:''' I'm Clark.\\
'''Susan:''' Clark?\\
'''Greg:''' Claire!\\
'''Grace''' [''to Greg'']: Claire?\\
'''Greg:''' Claire.\\
'''Grace''' [''to Susan'']: [[VerbalBackspace Name's Claire.]]
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-01-28 KITTY!!]]" Soon followed by "[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-01-31 There is no God!!!]]"
* Justin makes a rather humorous ShoutOut to ''Anime/YuGiOh'' in [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-03-06 this]] comic.
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2003-10-22 Elliott and Sarah meet Hedge]]
-->'''Owl:''' HOOT.
-->'''Hedge:''' GET OFF OF ME!
* When explaining how she and Elliot are different (i.e. why Elliot is more of a stick-in-the-mud), Ellen's summation and Elliot's reaction to it in the last panel [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=722 here]] are priceless.
-->'''Ellen:''' You're like me if I was directed by George Lucas.\\
'''Elliot:''' YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-01-06 I'M A MOMMY!]]
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2007-10-10 Diane shock scene]].
-->'''Grace''': Did the curse involve her outfit?
** And afterwards, [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2007-10-20 when Ellen is texting Susan:]]
--->'''Susan''': I don't care! Stop texting me! It costs both of us money every time!
--->''BZZ BZZ''
--->'''Ellen''': My bad.
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2009-07-08 The comic immediately after the]] DidntSeeThatComing example. Note Raven's expression in panel seven, and the little "tnk" sound. It's clear he's just distracting [[spoiler:Abraham]], but the way he does it just strikes this troper as hilarious.
* From the alternate comic, EGS:NP: ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2010-02-03 RELEASE THE OTTOMANS!]]''
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-19 THE PLASTIC! IT HURTS!]]
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-03 "He's fine"]].
* The girls summarizing their adventures to an Immortal--who can't believe his ears--in the Hammerchlorians arc. ''[[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-26 And then Grace tries to top it off]]''.
-->'''Jerry''': \\
'''Grace''': Have I mentioned I'm part space alien?\\
'''Commentary:''' Somewhere, at this very moment, Raven has a headache and he knows not why.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-12-27 This comic]], before reading [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-01-01 this one]]. The observant will laugh, indeed.
* For some reason, [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-04 the third panel from this strip]] is just hilarious to this troper
--> Why are you crying, Dr. Physics Professor?
--> I... I'm not ''sure''...
** And, a few comics [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-11 later]]...
---> The professor's crying again.\\
He must be passionate about physics.\\
I'm inspired!
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-11 "How is THAT keeping a low profile?!"]]
* ''[[MediumAwareness "I am an]]'' '''''[[BoldInflation ENDLESS BARREL]]''''' ''[[MrExposition of exposition!"]]''
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-11-26 But yeah, I'm done.]] It's also [[MemeticMutation become a meme!]]
* Raven [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2008-07-02 as a pimp.]]
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=978 Panel 6]] Say it with me now...
-->'''Ellen:''' ''E-eh-ugh...''
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-01-06 Mrs. Kitsune catches Ellen and Nanase together.]]
** [[BlatantLies WE'RE REHEARSING A PLAY ABOUT CPR!!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-02-02 Tedd's back, baby!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-03-17 The entire race between Elliot and Noah in Swedekea.]] "Giant Bean Bag Chairs!"
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2006-02-13 This comic]] from Grace's birthday party.
* The Demonic Duck's biggest [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-03 distraction]] yet.
* [[LawfulGood Elliot]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-13 fails at]] [[PowerPerversionPotential perversion]], which is funny enough (especially the ''self-inflicted'' WhatTheHellHero moment - "I'm someone's daughter, you '''bastard!'''"). Ellen's [[ManicPixieDreamGirl Manic Pixie Dream smile]] is what sells it though.
-->'''Elliot''': I fail at perversion.\\
'''Ellen''': Need some tips?
* [[NoodleIncident The Dimension-Hopping]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-01-08 walrus]]...
-->'''Verres:''' No, Agent Wolf, I have somehow ''forgotten'' that there was a ''dimension-hopping walrus''!\\
'''Wolf:''' Right. Well, there was this dimension-hopping walrus...\\
[''Verres {{Face Palm}}s'']
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-03-30 "Et tu, Yoda t-shirt?"]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2010-02-12 I'm not on your crew?]]
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-03-16 First and last panels.]] SLAPPITY SLAPPITY SLAPPITY SLAPPITY
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-27 The Child Left Behind]] ([[spoiler:AKA Noah]])'s reaction to Grace's code name.
-->'''Greg:''' Are you okay?\\
'''CLB:''' I'm fine! I tripped!\\
'''Grace:''' But you were sitting.\\
'''CLB:''' Yes I was. Sorry, mistress. Ma'am. ''Shade Tail''.
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-08 Super heroes are bouncy]].
** Really, any scene with Heidi. GenkiGirl!Elliot FTW.
** For example, [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-06 her introduction]].
--->'''Melissa:''' ''(as Heidi rants in the background)'' Personality shift?\\
'''Justin:''' Um, yeah.\\
'''Melissa:''' So which is the real--\\
'''Justin:''' Not this one.
** ...and TheRant on said introduction:
--->''Deciding how exactly to dress "party" Elliot was a bit tricky. With [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-20 mild-mannered]], it was pretty simple, and with [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-15 goth]], I just wanted an outfit that was a bit over-the-top but clearly what one might picture as being goth. With party... what does one wear to parties? What was I gonna do, [[LampshadeWearing put a lampshade on her head?]]''
** [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-30 Getting ready to go to a job interview]], Elliot rapidly shifts forms to burn up any excess energy.
--->'''Heidi:''' ''Ooh!'' I should interview for the job in ''this'' form! It has so much energy and can-do spirit!\\
'''Ellen:''' It also has the judgement of a chipmunk.\\
'''Heidi:''' Chipmunks have ''excellent'' judgement! They prepare for winter and everything.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1285 Q&A #5.]] Amanda hitting on Raven, Chika, "[[NotWhatItLooksLike This is exactly what it looks like]]", ''[[Series/DoctorWho EXTRA]][[Literature/SherlockHolmes POLATE!]]''
-->'''Commentary''': ''"Dalek Holmes, have you determined who the killer was?"\\
"YYYYEEEESSSS!"\\
"Astounding! Who was it?"\\
"IT WAS MMMEEEEE!"''
** Also the strip's punchline, which nicely explains why there will never be Time Travel in EGS:
--> "Grace finally snapped and destroyed half of Moperville."
--> "'''TO THE UNDO BUTTON!'''"
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-07-26 So to answer your question about charts, hair fairies might be real.]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2009-10-29 Susan doesn't get vampire romance novels.]] ([[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2009-11-03 And followup]].)
** [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Less funny]] when you realize ''[[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-21 why]]''.
* '''[[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-08-12 WE'RE GOING OUT!!!]]'''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-20 The last three panels.]]
-->'''Girl3:''' I can't believe he's '''gay!''' [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Not that there's anything wrong with that.]] I'm just upset that I can't ask him out.\\
'''Girl1:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?\\
'''Girl3:''' Of course I do. [[ImStandingRightHere He's right here.]]\\
'''Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-08-15 Remember that always, Random Classmate!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-02-11 *Insert graphic adult images here*]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-01-13 Susan's confrontation with]] [[CloudCuckooLander Principal Verrukt]] over the sexist dress code.
-->'''Verrukt''': This is serious, young lady. This ''RebelWithoutACause'' routine can only end badly for you.\\
'''Susan''': I ''have'' a cause!\\
'''Verrukt''': That's beside the point. If you keep up this hooliganism all you'll have to show for it is greased up hair, a motorcycle gang and a leather jacket with an emblem on the back that looks cool but completely contradicts your beliefs without your even realising it because you'll be too busy being a hooligan to comprehend its actual meaning!\\
'''Susan''': What the hell are you talking about?\\
'''Verrukt''': And that's another demerit for swearing. You'll ''never'' become a productive member of society at this rate. And with that, I'm off to save more students from themselves!\\
'''Susan''': Classes ended at least twenty minutes ago.\\
'''Verrukt''': Then I'm off to enjoy wholesome late afternoon sitcoms on cable!\\
'''Susan''': ...How has that man not been fired yet?
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-02-19 "I'M TOO YOUNG AND TOO MALE TO BE THE MOTHER OF A SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD FEMALE ME!!!"]]
* Elliot [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-15 discovering]] his goth female Alter Ego.
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-07 "The Princess Bride sucked."]] Just look at the reaction they have and the expression Susan's got at the same time.
* Faces made ''after'' the [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-12 Pancake Mount Doom]].
** Plus, look at the pictures near Grace's. They're all chubby people.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-10-03 ''MINE.'']].
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-11-18 Arthur apparently tried to deport Raven to Russia.]]
-->'''Mr. Verres:''' To be fair, you did enter the country on falsified information.\\
'''Raven:''' The only thing I lied about was my age, ''and I'm not from Russia''.
* '''''[[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-11-28 GRACE!]]''''' Raven's expression in the fifth panel is ''priceless''. Plus, in the commentary, "Grace has a knack for these sort of revelations, doesn't she?"
** Sadly, we miss out on the obviously epic spit take that was about to occur.
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-11-29 The following... screaming conversation:]]
--> '''Random student''': So, like, these two guys like me, and one of them is ''really'' nice, and the other's kind of a jerk, but they're both hot-\\
'''Raven''': Out! To your next class! Classroom temporarily closed, date the nice one, out!\\
'''Random student''': But the jerk is so hot...
* [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-01 Grace "explaining" that Raven knew she was different.]]
-->'''Raven:''' That is not how it went.\\
'''Grace:''' And then I like to pretend you bought us apology ice cream, but you totally didn't.
** [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-19 "Thanks to the magic of character development, however, Grace had the courtesy to at least try and be physically modest."]]
** Grace and Raven make a great comedic duo. Some gems include:
-->'''Raven:''' (thinking) Yes. Let's get a look at this deadly three-tailed-\\
'''Grace:''' TA-DA!\\
'''Raven:''' (thinking) ''[[FlatWhat What]]''.\\
''(later)''\\
'''Grace:''' (in three-tails form) '''HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!''' (sees Raven's shocked expression) Mr. Raven? I'm sorry if I was too scary. Mr. Greg encourages being dramatic...\\
'''Raven:''' (thinking) She killed Damien. She could kill 12 Damiens. [[NotSoAboveItAll Those 12 Damiens could merge to make a Super Damien]], and she could kill that.\\
'''Something out of sight:''' '''''HISS'''''\\
'''Grace:''' ''(Ducks behind couch)'' '''EEP!'''\\
'''Raven:''' ''(Sighs)'' (Assuming Damien didn't do anything to ''startle her.'')
* When Noah is told that Grace is on her way over to his and Raven's house, he manages to go from sitting on the couch in a stable position to... ''[[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-09 this]]''. "I tripped!"
** Which is a CallBack to his SecretIdentity doing the same thing [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-27 here]].
*** And in reference to the above strip, see also his last line of dialogue.
** Even more Noah Hilarity in [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-26 this strip]].
-->'''Noah:''' I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows.
* Nanase's little sister is excited about her relationship with Ellen, and declares that she'll date girls when she's older too. Nanase says that's not something someone can just decide, and when Akiko presses the issue, she can't think of a good way to explain to her eight-year-old sister. Then this happens:
-->'''Akiko''': [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-02-22 "Am I going to have to look this up on the internet?"]] *DramaticThunder*\\
'''Nanase''': "NO! HECK NO!"
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-15 The return]] of Susan's [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-01-17 Logic and Curiousity]] and their first meeting with her [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-06-16 Nature and Nurture]]. This ends up bringing about the second double team attack on Susan from her [[GoodAngelBadAngel inner shoulder people.]]
-->'''Susan's Logic:''' Okay then. It's unanimous: We feel terrible. Have fun with that, ego.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-08-16 The kids who hang out at Justin's comic store discover that Nanase is gay.]]Meanwhile, Nanase wants Ellen to go into a Neanderthal-eque rage. HilarityEnsues.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-23 The Dunkel Parents lay down summer vacation rules.]]
-->'''Mr. Dunkel:''' We have summoned you, our children, to the depths of the living room...
* We get a twofer in [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-28 this comic]]. First of all, Tedd imagines having Sarah as a lab assistant on a very... ''[[{{Fanservice}} interesting...]]'' manner. He quickly corrects this with a new image with Sarah looking very professional, Grace with goggles but minus her lab coat... [[spoiler: and with himself as a girl. Of course.]] Second, there is only one thing Tedd can afford to pay anyone: ''unimaginable power.''
-->'''[[spoiler: Sarah]]:''' That works.
* The cop saying he doesn't believe it when the bystanders tell him about Justin defeating the fire monster only for the bystanders to whip out video camera phones that recorded the fight [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-15 here]]
* Both of Grace!Tedd's maniac [[MemeticMutation Awesomefaces]] in [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-13 this]] comic's [[ImagineSpot Imagine Spots]].
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-17 Sarah's entirely legitimate concerns]] upon [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2008-09-10 nothing seeming to happen.]]
* Tedd explains that the watches only last longer than they're supposed to (half an hour) if [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-26 you want the spell to persist]].
-->'''Sarah:''' And you were okay with [[GenderBender looking like Grace]] for ''fifteen hours''.\\
'''Tedd:''' Oh, like that's the least bit shocking.
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-02 I'm eighteen! I'm a major!]]" "Oh, like that makes you an adult." "Legally, it does. You can do all ''sorts'' of things with me!" "You shouldn't say it like- look."
* Susan and Justin got Grace a plant for her birthday. [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-07-29 Jeremy was pleased.]]
-->'''Tedd:''' I think I've figured out what kind of plant it is...
* Susan ends up telling her boss Elliot knows Cheerlandra. [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-05-14 Words cannot describe how glorious the result is.]]
** Then, as Susan and Elliot are brainstorming on how to deal with the fallout, they have just come up with "stall for time until he gets too overt" as a plan when [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1443 Tensaided leans in to ask a question]].
-->'''Tensaided''': ''Hey''yyy, Elliot. Do you like... ''superheroes''?\\
'''Elliot''': Um, sure, yeah.\\
'''Tensaided''': ''Innnn''nteresting...\\
'''Susan''': ''[whispered]'' Justin and I will have a strategy for her response by Monday.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2012-05-15 Jeremy briefly shuddered on that 7th of June]], but he did not know why...
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-10-03 Nanase and her]] ThemedHarem Comedy.
* Elliot is depressed about his new job, but it only takes Susan [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-07-31 ten seconds to get him fired up again]].
-->'''Tensaided:''' ''Wow''. That guy's like a misguided henchman for a charismatic super villain waiting to happen.\\
'''Susan:''' Dibs.\\
'''Tensaided:''' ...dammit.
** Followed up on when [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-08-17 Susan tries to reassure Elliot after he failed to rescue a customer from a bad movie.]]
--->'''Susan:''' Elliot, that guy's core will be fine.\\
'''Elliot:''' What?\\
'''Susan:''' You know. His core. The center of his well-being. His essence, his morale, his midichlorian count... they're fine. All of those things will be fine. ''There is no core breach imminent.''\\
'''Elliot:''' I know that.\\
'''Susan:''' Good, because [[{{Metaphorgotten}} I'm not sure what I'm even saying at this point.]]
* Tensaided and Justin get into an argument on the rules that restrict cards used in tournaments to those released within the past two years. [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-08-28 Tensaided then asks Grace for her opinion.]] ("You there, random woman with a clipboard!")
-->'''Grace:''' I'm sorry, I '''completely''' zoned out. You guys were saying words?
* Belatedly: [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-07-25 Elliot's reaction to his reaction to the bloodgrem:]]
-->'''Elliot''' [''thinking to himself'']: ...that girly scream was less manly than I would have liked...
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-20 The news reports following the battle with the dragon.]] Particularly:
** The police officer's report.
-->'''Officer:''' We have received a message from someone claiming to be the cloaked figure that the summoner has been stopped. We believe it to be authentic.\\
'''Reporter 1:''' And why is that?\\
'''Officer:''' The message started as a blank note dropped by a flying figure. That note then erupted with text in a swirl of fantastic sapphire light.\\
'''Reporter 1:''' Ooh!\\
'''Reporter 2:''' Classy.
** The conversation between the professor and the vlogger.
-->'''Professor:''' ...I'm not saying it ''couldn't'' be aliens. I'm just saying we don't have much information yet and the possibilities are practically infinite.\\
'''Vlogger:''' ''Why must you be so closed-minded?''
* In "By the Numbers", we see Elliot breaking out the CoolShades and [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-08-02 guiding the customers to the best that the store can offer]] until:
-->'''Susan:''' Elliot, why are you wearing sunglasses?\\
'''Elliot:''' Why am I what? ''Oh!'' Heh. [[SubvertedTrope Forgot to take them off.]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-19 When Jerry offered Sarah magic]].
* [[TheRant Dan explains]] the nature of [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-28 immortals and the memories they preserve on death.]]
* One is a [[GenderBender gender swapped]] [[OppositeSexClone duplicate of]] [[{{Shapeshifting}} a shapeshifting]] [[SupernaturalMartialArts anime-style martial artist]]. The other's an [[ActionGirl extremely powerful]] [[HotWitch magic user]], [[LipstickLesbian who just so happens to be a lesbian]] [[FieryRedhead with an occasional temper]]. [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-11-21 As of now]], TheyFightCrime.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-21 "...even us?"]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-24 "SHE'S OKAY! Why yes, I imagine me yelling into the phone would hurt your ears."]]
* Upon Elliot discovering his his superhero form's secret identity: [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-22 Oh my goodness! I'M MILD MANNERED!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-01-07 It's the mall goblin! Get him!]]
* During their first film review, [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1543 Elliot looking at Susan's empty hand in Panel 2.]]
* [[ChivalrousPervert Tedd's]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-03-03 horrified reaction]] to his own CharacterDevelopment.
--> '''Ted''': For the record, I am much more interested in figuring out the science behind all of this than seeing a woman's naked breasts...Oh dear lord, what have I become?\\
'''Elliot''': I dunno, mature?\\
'''Ted''': Blasphemy.
* Susan's [[VerbalBackspace attempt to clarify]] [[IfItsYouItsOkay what she just said]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-05 here]].
** Justin's face in the last panel.
---> '''Susan''': ...What? What's with the [[{{Futurama}} Fry]] face?
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-12 This]] cute little NoodleIncident:
-->'''Mr. Verres''': If you ask me a question I cannot answer, either because I don't know or cannot safely say, I will say so. Or change the subject. Or fake a seizure.
-->'''Tedd''': That was fake?
* Sarah's vocal and [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud wonderfully cringe-worthy realization]] about her relationship with Elliot, and Nanase's reaction [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-22 here]].
-->'''Sarah''': He never wants to try anything new. It's always up to me to come up with stuff to do and get things going. And even ''with'' me calling almost all the shots, ''we're still virgins!'' *{{beat}}* ...How loudly did I just say that?\\
'''Nanase''': I'm pretty sure not ''everyone'' in the restaurant heard that.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-04-01 Elliot asks the question "What is love?"]] He and Tedd immediately do [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-love what everybody does when those words are spoken:]]
-->'''Both''': Dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-04-04 "She's like a sister to me!"]] And the [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-04-05 aftermath.]]
* During Grace's birthday party, Sarah wonders what a date between the genderflipped Sarah and Elliot [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-01-11 would be like;]]
-->'''Sarah:''' ''(...Wow. That was the'' worst fantasy ever, ''and there wasn't even a party in it. I have'' no idea ''what I'm doing, do I?)''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-04-30 This recap comic on Ellen's and Nanase's various mystery solving has several funny lines]]. For example:
-->'''Zookeeper?''': I don't know ''how'' our prized lockpicking gorilla escaped, but...
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-07-18 I have a LOT to learn about friendship.]]
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1628 Careful there, Diane.]] That's how ''nerds'' get started."
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1630 Elliot's on the moon!]]
* In the [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1676 August 2, 2013 strip]], when Tengu is chasing Ellen and Nanase through the air, gets impatient, and screams about how he'll use his power to kill them and their families (letting a {{spoiler}} about Tedd having a sibling out in the process). The girls comment telepathically--
-->'''Nanase:''' Can ''you'' understand what he's saying?\\
'''Ellen:''' All I can hear right now is "Whoosh."\\
'''Nanase:''' Me too.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=261 "So you see, my lad, the true moral behind the battle of Trenton is that if you party too hearty, George Washington will kick your ass. Any questions?"]]
* When [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1687 Elliot meets Diane]].
-->'''Elliot:''' She's like a shorter alternate universe version of Susan who makes puppy-dog faces! ''Brain!'' What do I do with this information!?\\
''[anthropomorphic brain shrugs]''\\
'''Elliot:''' Oh, you ''never'' know what to do!
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1688 Really?! NOW you stop with the snow?]]"
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1732 She was just asking for directions!]]"
* '''"[[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=165 KISS]] '''''[[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=165 THAT]]'''''[[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=165 AND TELL ME IT'S EASY."]]'''
--> '''Grace''': You know, they might be double-jointed.
--> '''Tedd''': '''MY RAGE IGNORES THIS.'''
* Sarah's [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1748 montage of attempts]] at investigating the source of a rumor.
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1812 The montage of her later attempts]], using the tactic of straight-up asking the people if they know about it.
* Susan's [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1773 attempts to get over her]] HatesBeingTouched status.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1792 I am a FANTASTIC liar!]]
-->'''Susan:''' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Not when a mark goes off-script, you're not.]]
* How Elliot imagines [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1782 Tom manipulating Susan:]]
-->'''Imaginary!Tom:''' '''Mwuh- hahahaha!''' Date ''me'', or I will kick ''all'' of the puppies!\\
'''Imaginary!Susan:''' ''(Summons hammers)'' I don't think so.
** [[DeadpanSnarker "He's doomed."]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1876 Luke's plan to lose quickly so as to be able to talk to Justin and Grace]] runs into a snag when...
-->'''Rich:''' You're using ''fairies?'' ''Pfft.'' Gay.\\
''[beat]''\\
''[Luke [[AdjustingYourGlasses adjusts]] his [[ScaryShinyGlasses glasses]]]''\\
'''Narrator:''' Many time consuming turns later...\\
'''Luke:''' ''[surrounded by badass fairies and a drake]'' ''That's game.''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1879 Larry hitting]] on [[DudeLooksLikeALady Tedd]] during the match, not knowing he's a guy.
-->'''Larry:''' That card reminds me of this one time I saved a puppy from a mountain lion. Punched it right in its nose!
-->'''Tedd:''' [[DeadpanSnarker The mountain lion or the puppy?]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1892 OH YEAH!]] Tensaided's OhCrap face is priceless.